CWF - House Show

The show comes on air with yellow and white fireworks screaming across the arena and the crowd going wild as the first ever CWF house show is about to take place. The camera pans round the arena to reveal signs such as 'Let Matt In Phillys' and 'Who Is Soul Collector Facing At Apocalypse?' before zooming into the announce table were Jim Goss and Michael Coal are welcoming the fans.

Jim Goss - Hello and welcome to the first CWF house show.

Michael Coal - We cant tell you the card because the fights are made as we go along at this event.

Jim Goss - Really? Thats so kool.

Michael Coal - Shut up you fat kunt and lets get on with them.

Jim Goss - Get on with what?

Michael Coal - The matches.

Jim Goss - O......K...

Bone Breaker vs. Jason Crow
[Non-Title Match] [Standard Match]

The crowd are waiting anxiously for someones music to hit when lilian gosshere lifts the mic to her mouth.

Lilian Gosshere - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 230 pounds, from Boston Mass, Jason Crow!!! [crowd cheers ****]

Jason Crow's music bursts over the PA system and he comes pelting down to the ring.

Lilian Gosshere - and his opponent, weighing in at 256 pounds, from Miami USA, Bone Breaker!!! [crowd boos ***]

I Disappear blares through the PA system as Bone Breaker appears at the top of the ramp, Red and green pyros shoot off around the arena as Bone Breaker makes his way to the ring. Bone Breaker gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Jason Crow. Bone Breaker drops Jason Crow with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. [the bell rings] Jason Crow goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on Bone Breaker.

Jim Goss - flying hip attack!

Jason Crow moves back to his feet. Bone Breaker hits a kneeling headbutt to Jason Crow's groin. Jason Crow gets back to his feet. Bone Breaker gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Jason Crow.

Michael Coal - Bone Breaker executes a jumping neck snap.

A flying shoulder block send Jason Crow to the mat. Bone Breaker executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Jason Crow.

Jim Goss - flying knee drop!

Bone Breaker is up again. Now Jason Crow standing. Jason Crow puts Bone Breaker in the double underhook position and gives him a doubl underhook backbreaker. Jason Crow chants start. Jason Crow applies an arm wrench to Bone Breaker. Jason Crow strikes Bone Breaker in the chest. Bone Breaker grabs Jason Crow's arm and strkes his chest. Jason Crow superkicks Bone Breaker. Jason Crow puts Bone Breaker in an arm grapevine submission. Bone Breaker gets back to his feet. Jason Crow grabs Bone Breaker's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex. Jason Crow sends Bone Breaker to ringside. Dike Cheoda starts the count [.1]

Michael Coal - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

Jim Goss - Dont over-react

Bone Breaker gets up. [..2] Bone Breaker uses a lariat on Jason Crow. Jason Crow is back on his feet. [...3] Jason Crow uses a closed fist on Bone Breaker. [....4] Bone Breaker gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Bone Breaker stands up. [.....5] Bone Breaker takes Jason Crow into the ring. Bone Breaker bounces Jason Crow off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Now Bone Breaker standing. Bone Breaker gets drilled with an inverted back breaker. Jason Crow chants start. Now Bone Breaker standing. Jason Crow locks him in the arm hammerlock submission. The referee is checking the situation. ... Jason Crow tightens the hold. ... Jason Crow tightens the hold. Bone Breaker escapes. Jason Crow sends Bone Breaker into Dike Cheoda he goes down. Jason Crow places Bone Breaker on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex. Jason Crow stomps Bone Breaker. Matt ' The Man ' Brown runs to the ring. Matt ' The Man ' Brown jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Bone Breaker. Matt ' The Man ' Brown gets up. Bone Breaker climbs to his feet. Flying lariat by Matt ' The Man ' Brown takes Bone Breaker down. Matt ' The Man ' Brown climbs to his feet. Ordered is restored. Dike Cheoda gets up. Jason Crow hits the handspring moonsault on Bone Breaker. Jason Crow climbs to his feet. Bone Breaker moves back to his feet. Jason Crow hits Bone Breaker with a slingshot bodyblock. Jason Crow gets up. Jason Crow with the Flying Elbowdrop on Bone Breaker! Bone Breaker gets hit with the shooting star press from Jason Crow. Dike Cheoda counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

Michael Coal - We've got ourselves a winner!

Lilian Gosshere - The winner of this match, Jason Crow!!!

Matt 'The Man' Brown stares at Jason Crow before throwing his hands into the air and leaving the arena to ..... 'Money Aint A Thing'

[ Commercial Break ]

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Jim Goss - Hello and welcome back to todays house show.

Michael Coal - And what a cracker it has been already.

Jim Goss - And i know what the next match is...

Michael Coal - Yeah? What is it then?

Jim Goss - .......

Jake Scott vs. Boo
[Non-Title Match] [Standard Match]

Lilian Gosshere - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 200 pounds, from Philadelphia / Pennsylvania, Boo!!! [crowd cheers *******]

Suddenly 'Money Aint A Thing' powers through the PA system and Boo appears at the top of the ramp. He runs down the ramp tagging all the fans before sliding into the ring and hiting the four corners.

Lilian Gosshere - and his opponent, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Miami Florida, Jake Scott!!! [crowd cheers *****]

Jake Scott walks to the ring. Dike Cheoda is the referee for this contest. Dike Cheoda checks Boo's boots and knee pads. Jake Scott drops Boo with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. [the bell rings] Jake Scott gets elbowed to his midsection by Jake Scott. Boo gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Jake Scott catches Boo's leg, but Boo reverses it with an enzuigiri to Jake Scott's head. Boo is up again. Boo covers Jake Scott hooking the leg. Dike Cheoda counts the pin. ...1 Jake Scott kicks out.

Michael Coal - Boo should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

Boo on the turnbuckleJake Scott rising from the mat,Boo leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. Boo stands up. Jake Scott stands up. Jake Scott rakes the face of Boo in attempt to make a come back. Jake Scott bounces Boo off the ropes and clotheslines him. Boo moves back to his feet. Jake Scott hits a koppo kick on Boo. Now Boo standing. Boo trys for a tiger suplex but is not strong enough to lift Jake Scott.Jake Scott is locked in an elbow submission by Boo. Dike Cheoda asks Jake Scott if he quits. ... ... ... Boo breaks the hold. Boo hits Jake Scott with an earringer. Jake Scott hits Boo with a headbutt to the mid-section. Boo hits a flying karate chop right to Jake Scott's neck. Boo hits a jumping elbow hrust on Jake Scott. Boo flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Boo stands up. Boo jumps and elbow smashes the lying Jake Scott.

Michael Coal - diving elbow smash!

Boo is up again. Boo hits Jake Scott with an elbowdrop. Jake Scott is back on his feet. Boo gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Jake Scott. A side kick by Boo turns the match around by knocking Jake Scott to the mat. Boo moves back to his feet. Jake Scott stands up. Boo executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Jake Scott. Now Jake Scott standing. Out of desperation, Boo dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Jake Scott. Boo moves back to his feet. Jake Scott gets up off the ground and Boo hits him with a flying dropkick. Boo stands up. Boo hits Jake Scott with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Boo moves back to his feet. Jake Scott stands up. Boo gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Jake Scott. Boo moves back to his feet. Jake Scott brings Boo down with a Mexican armdrag takedown.

Jim Goss - Mexican armdrag takedown!

Boo gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jake Scott. Jake Scott is back on his feet. Boo moves back to his feet. Boo gets drilled with an inverted back breaker. Boo is locked in the half Boston by Jake Scott. Dike Cheoda asks Boo if he quits. ... [AHHHH!] ... ... Jake Scott breaks the hold.

Michael Coal - This is the best match in the history of the WORLD!!

Jim Goss - Sheeesh how repetitive....

Jake Scott grabs Boo and applies an arm wrench. Boo gets back to his feet. Boo is hit with a backward kick. Jake Scott gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Boo goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Jake Scott.

Jim Goss - flying double foot stomp!

Boo moves back to his feet. Boo hits Jake Scott with an elbowdrop.

Michael Coal - Jake Scott takes a elbow drop.

Boo gets up. Jake Scott gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Boo. Jake Scott gets back to his feet. Jake Scott trys for a cobra clutch suplex but Boo avoids it.

Jim Goss - The CWF is the only place for entertainment like this!

Jake Scott trys for a Mexican hiptoss but Boo avoids it. A spinning leg lariat by Boo smashes Jake Scott in the face, knocking him down. Boo is back on his feet. Jake Scott is back on his feet. Boo elbow smashes Jake Scott in the nose.

Michael Coal - Boo executes a elbow smash.

Flying somersault drop kick by Boo puts him back in the match. Jake Scott uses a lariat on Boo. Boo gets back to his feet. Boo hits a jumping elbow hrust on Jake Scott. Jake Scott hits Boo with an earringer. Boo gets hit with a back heel kick.

Jim Goss - Jake Scott executes a back heel kick.

Boo stands up. Boo trys for a tilt-a-whirl suplex but is not strong enough to lift Jake Scott.An elbow submission by Boo brings Jake Scott down to the mat. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... Jake Scott escapes. Boo sends Jake Scott to ringside.

Michael Coal - Boo can't get a pin at ringside.

Dike Cheoda starts the count [.1] Boo swings a Steel chair and hits Jake Scott. Jake Scott is bleeding as a result.

Jim Goss - What an outstanding match!

Jake Scott piledrives Boo head first into the floor.

Michael Coal - Good standing piledriver by Jake Scott.

[..2]

Jim Goss - This is quality sports entertainment!

Michael Coal - ringside is covered with blood from these fighters.

[...3] Jake Scott executes a jawbreakeron Boo. Jake Scott moves back to his feet. [....4] Boo on the turnbuckleJake Scott rising from the mat,Boo leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. Jake Scott gets up. [.....5] They fight into the aisle. Jake Scott and Boo move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Jake Scott goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on Boo. Jake Scott gets back to his feet. Boo gets hit with the shooting star press from Jake Scott. Dike Cheoda counts. ...1 ...2 Boo escapes.

Jim Goss - Jake Scott should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

Now Boo standing. Jake Scott gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Jake Scott gouges Boo's eyes out.

Michael Coal - eye gouge!

Jake Scott uses a snap mare takeover on Boo. Jake Scott comes from behind and bulldogs Boo. Jake Scott is back on his feet. Boo climbs to his feet. Boo trys for a lucha-libre hiptoss but is not strong enough to lift Jake Scott.Boo hits a flying karate chop right to Jake Scott's neck.

Jim Goss - Boo with a flying karate chop.

Boo gets hit with a dragon scerw from Jake Scott.

Michael Coal - Jake Scott with a dragon screw.

Jake Scott rolls onto Boo connecting with a knee. Flying somersault drop kick by Boo puts him back in the match. Boo moves back to his feet. Now Jake Scott standing. Jake Scott strikes Boo in the chest. Jake Scott takes Boo down with a knee.

Jim Goss - knee!

Jake Scott throws Boo off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. Boo gets up. Flying side kick by Boo takes Jake Scott off his feet.

Michael Coal - Jake Scott takes a flying side kick.

Boo gets up. Boo covers Jake Scott hooking the leg. Dike Cheoda counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Jake Scott kicks out.

Jim Goss - Boo should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match.

Jake Scott climbs to his feet. Jake Scott sends Boo into Dike Cheoda he goes down. Jake Scott bites Boo's arm out of desparation. Jake Scott short-arm clotheslines Boo to the mat. Now Boo standing. Mr runs to the ring. Mr suplexes Jake Scott. Mr chants start. Mr executes a flying headbutt on Jake Scott. Ordered is restored. Dike Cheoda gets up. Boo goes off the top nailing Jake Scott with a flying elbow drop to the gut. Boo gets up. Boo jumps and elbow smashes the lying Jake Scott. Boo chants start. Boo is back on his feet. Jake Scott climbs to his feet. Jake Scott recieves a 5 Star Frog Splash from Boo off of the top rope. Jake Scott is pinned by Boo. Boo pulled off a sunset flip. Referee Dike Cheoda makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3

Michael Coal - We've got ourselves a winner!

Jim Goss - Yeah with help from Mr.

Lilian Gosshere - The winner of this match, Boo!!!

The Bentley comes rolling to the ring and Boo and Mr dive in the back. The Bentley pulls a wheelspin then flies up the ramp as the crowd go wild.

[ Commercial Break ]

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Jim Goss - Welcome back.

Michael Coal - We are now on tonights last part.

Jim Goss - Already?

Michael Coal - Well it is only a house show for fuck sakes.

Jim Goss - Ok.....

The Crow vs. Titan
[Non-Title Match] [Standard Match]

Lilian Gosshere - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 290 pounds, from Brooklyn USA, Titan!!! [crowd boos ***]

Suddenly 'Rollin' pounds through the PA system, Smoke fills the top of the ramp and a silhouette of a man can be seen at the top of the ramp. The man runs down to the ring and slides under the ropes revealing to be Titan.

Lilian Gosshere - and his opponent, weighing in at 220 pounds, from The Darkside, The Crow!!! [crowd cheers *******]

'One' blows through the PA system and The Crow can be seen at the top of the ramp. He flips off the fans then walks down to the ring. Titan places The Crow on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Titan gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from The Crow. [the bell rings] Titan executes a ropeflip hiptoss on The Crow.

Jim Goss - Titan executes a ropeflip hiptoss.

The Crow gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Titan. Now The Crow standing. The Crow slaps the face of Titan. The Crow climbs to his feet. Titan connects with a flying knee. The Crow goes down. The Crow climbs to his feet. The Crow gives Titan the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. Titan climbs to his feet. The Crow drags Titan to the floor. Dike Cheoda starts the count [.1] Titan kicks The Crow in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Titan sucks chants start in the crowd.

Jim Goss - That sitdown faceslam was very good.

Titan moves back to his feet. [..2] Titan leg drops the throat of The Crow.

Michael Coal - The Crow takes a leg drop.

Jim Goss - Ohhh that must of hurt.....not

[...3] [....4] Titan jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on The Crow. Titan gets up. The Crow is back on his feet. [.....5] The Crow takes Titan into the ring. The Crow drives a forearm into Titan. The Crow neck snaps Titan. Titan knifehand chops The Crow. Titan superkicks The Crow. Titan goes for a cross-body block but The Crow dodges the attack. Titan and The Crow go to the floor Dike Cheoda starts the count [.1] [..2] Titan kicks The Crow in the groin. [...3] The Crow rakes the face of Titan in attempt to make a come back.

Jim Goss - The Crow with a face rake.

Michael Coal - Isnt that illegal?

[....4] Titan tackles The Crow. The Crow is back on his feet. [.....5] Titan and The Crow move back into the ring. Titan slaps The Crow. Titan get nailed with a double axhandle chop from The Crow. Flying Tomahawk by Titan sends The Crow down to the mat. Titan executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of The Crow. The Crow gets hit with the shooting star press from Titan. The ref starts the count. ...1 The Crow escapes.

Michael Coal - He should have just stayed on the attack.

The Crow gets up. Titan strikes The Crow in the chest. The Crow catches Titan leg, but Titan reverses it with an enzuigiri to The Crow's head.

Michael Coal - The Crow takes a enzuigiri.

The Crow spinebuster bombs Titan onto the mat.

Jim Goss - That spinebuster bomb was very good.

The Crow and Titan go to the floor

Michael Coal - Weapons are everywhere all over ringside.

Dike Cheoda starts the count [.1] The Crow uses a cradle suplex on Titan. Titan stands up. [..2] The Crow sends Titan into Dike Cheoda he goes down. The Crow hits him with a back fist. The Crow uppercuts Titan. Twiztid runs to ringside. Twiztid clotheslines Titan. Twiztid throws the chair at Titan...Twiztid spins around and kicks the chair in his face!! Twiztid stands up. Ordered is restored. Dike Cheoda gets up. They head back into the ring. The Crow runs in and leg drops Titan. Titan is back on his feet. The Crow slaps Titan. The Crow uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Titan down. The Crow catches Titan in a backslide and goes for the pin. Dike Cheoda counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3

Jim Goss - We've got ourselves a winner!.....Thanx to Twiztid

Lilian Gosshere - The winner of this match, The Crow!!!

Twiztid starts laying into Titan as The Crow leaves the arena to an array of boos and the show goes off the air.