HIGH HEELS.            By S.ROBINSON. .        Running,trying to catch my breathe.The mission failed.I'm being followed.Need to change,get out of these clothes.I duck into a doorway,entering a theatre.I manage to find the dressing rooms.Start to strip,a lady walks in,sees me walks over and strokes my bare chest. "Hi there handsome,where did you come from?" I take her in my arms and we do what normal people do. As we cool down,i ask her where the shower is. "Where's the shower,cupcake?" "Through there,honeybunch.May i join you?"I nod my acceptance and she follows me. We walk under the shower,washing each other. Walking out of the shower,i suddenly remember the followers. "I need to change,i'm being followed" She walks to her wardrobe and pulls out a bright red dress. "Will this do?" I take it and the body suit she offers and i put it on.She then gives me a blonde wig and a pair of high-heeled shoes.Sitting me down at her dressing table,she starts to apply make-up. "Those followers won't recognize you now,honeybunch.What's your real name?" "Tom" I get up and walk in the shoes,walking unsteadily at first. . I walk out of the theatre and walk straight into my followers.Oh hell.. "Hello Sweetie.Give us a kiss?" The man bends down. Thump!!!!! I look at MY other followers and say in my sexiest female voice. "Do you want some of that,or do you treat a lady,as a lady?" The follower looks at me and says. "I'm no gentleman!" and bends down an attempts to kiss me. Thump. Two down,one to go I  think. "Are you a gentleman?!" I ask in my sexy female voice. "I'm not either!!!" The third man bends down and attempts to kiss me. "Yuk,you're a man!" Thump. That's what you get for not treating a lady,like a lady.I walk off into the sunset.Wobbling on my  high-heels.