I feel like expanding a bit and so this is what my mind came up with. When all sorts of oddball stuff goes around at work, you tend to pick some up. Some are funny, some true. Some are quotes I have taken to from what I read, and I do read a lot of manga.
-= Random Regular saying =-
A bad boy can change a good girl forever
'The person of your dreams continues to occupy your waking thoughts. You are downright infatuated. It's bewildering -- but also terrific -- how specific your hopes are.' yahoo horoscope
'The pieces of romance are falling into place. You have ideal communication, beauty and the intuition to make them work together. Now all you need is someone special who can really finish off the picture. They're coming.' yahoo horoscope
Please do not let the children under desired ages to reach this product.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back
:) Smile. It confuses people.
The one who dies with the most toys wins!
when you have a headache, do as it says on the bottle: take two and keep away from children!
'Congrads! You've been promoted to the next level of incompetence!'
Someone who shits on you may not be your enemy, the one who gets you out of shit may not be your friend, and when you're in deep shit you better keep your mouth shut!
Bullshit may get you high up, but it wont keep you there
-= Bashing Something =-
All stressed out and noone to choke.
Work Harder! People on welfair are depending on you!
People who hate cats, were rats in a previous life.
Men are like.. a chocolate bar. sweet, smooth, and they usually head straight for the hips.
Men are like.. a lava lamp. fun to look at but not too bright
Men are like.. snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like.. laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.
Were men are men and sheep are scared..
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Women: Do Not Enter
Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one
-= Love related =-
'The men you love and the men who'll make you happy are different people.' Happy Mania vol.2
'I.. I like you! I've never felt this way before. I'm always nervous around you. My heart starts hurting over nothing..at first I thought I could leave things the way they are. But I want to be closer to you. I don't know what to you. I don't want to just be your classmate. I don't want to just walk with you.' Onegai Teacher
'Once something is said, it can no longer be taken back.' Parfait tic vol 4
' You're afraid of rejection, aren't you!? You want to go on hiding your heart and letting everything remain ambiguous, right!?' Parfait tic vol 4
'Even though I knew there was no hope I confessed to him so I could answer to myself! Because I didn't want to give up without even saying anything!' Parfait tic vol 4
'Even though I knew that no matter whether I confessed or not.. the result would probably have been the same..' Parfait tic vol 4
'when I become a little more confident..I will tell him.' Parfait tic vol 9
'Truely special things aren't so easily acquired.' Parfait tic vol 10
' But.. there are times when that kindness can hurt' Parfait tic vol 10
'If you separate male and female birds and place them in separate cages, the females remain indifferent to the change but the males, eventually begin chasing after each other. Gender doesn't matter when there's no other choice. Because boys are horny!' Legal Drug vol 3
'A girl will always be strong for the ones she loves.' Miracle Girls vol 8
'No, its not a nuisance. I was just surprised that you would like someone like me.' kira
'You stand out way more then you think, you know. especially to guys. A lot of them notice you, but your not showy
so you're hard to approach.' Tatsuya Mars manga vol 1
'but... Rei told me to wait for him. I'm stupid and naive.' kira
'You should be more demanding. I know you care about Rei, but if you just do as you're told, you can't really
call yourself much of a girlfriend, can you. To be so accommodating no matter what can be boring,
you know. For a guy..' Tatsuya Mars manga vol 4
'A long time ago.. when you or Sei would cry, I really wanted to do something. But when Kira cries, I just don't know what to do.' Rei, Mars vol 5
'It's not that I don't understand that.. but.. but if you really like the other person, you feel like you'll forgive them for anything. You want to get to know them more. How strong his arms are..or how manly chest and shoulders are.. and to be squeezed tight by those arms.. and become one when you bury your face in his chest..' Harumi Mars vol 5
'Even when he was saying sweet things or being cute, he was still a little cold somehow. But when he's with you, he turns into a normal defenseless guy.' Harumi, mars vol 8
'If the worlds gonna end, could you do me a favor? Kiss me before it ends' Rei, Mars vol 8
'It can't be helped. That's who we fell in love with.' Kyoko, Mars vol 14
'All joking aside, You are a cool guy. You've got a good body, you're tall and cute.. You're almost perfect! I think people are drawn to your wit and your laid back nature.' Kira, Mars vol 15
'Oh God! GOD! This language desperately needs more words for cute!' Masao, Flowers and bees vol 4
'You're scared you'll fall head over heals for him.' Fake
'And if I let myself fall, and finally face up to what I am..maybe then i'll find what i've been searching for' Fake
'You've met someone whocompletely throws off the balance in your heart.. Thats what it means to have your heart stolen.' Kare Kano vol 6
-= Mean Sayings/other =-
'You seamed pretty cofortable with it while you were writhing on top of me. Chocolate appears to have quite and effect on you.'Legal Drug vol 2
'I will now cast a very special spell so that you'll never have to work as a shrine maiden.' Steel angel Kurumi vol 1
'You have so much control over your emotions. So I can't tell what your feeling unless you tell me.' Kare kano vol 5
'Tears are a liquid secreted by your tear ducts when you are emotionally moved or upset. To explain it logically, it sounds idiotic. But it's so typical of people to fall for these simple tricks.' Masao, Mars vol 13
'Happiness exists only because its being supported by the misery of others.' Masao, mars vol 8
'There's a fair amount of sacrifice necessary to maintain a front of happiness.' Masao mars vol 8
'I thought no one could understand me. If I showed my true self, everyone would yell at me or be afraid of me..and in the end, they'd just end up hating me.' Masao Mars vol 7
'Pure white snow, stainlessly cloaked... for example is ominously innocent' Nii, Saiyuki Reload
'I guess you got out of psycho camp.' Rei, Mars vol 15
'oops.. A double slice..unnecessary violence.' Parasyte vol 1
'Even trembling on the edge of childhood, she'd been forced into a grown women's wickedness' Ludwig kakumei
'Do you know why cherry blossom petals turn a pale red? Because they drink the blood of the corpse beneath.' Tokyo Babylon
'It seams to me you seek death by the evil eye.' Louie the rune soldier vol. 3
'Your a great dancer but..as a boyfriend, you kinda suck!' Center Stage
'No Pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater then...central air.' Dogma