| Fan Fics e-mail em it [email protected] plze This one contains characters from DragonballZ, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, and .Hack//Sign.~ When Bishonen go CrAzY Chapter 1 Sesshomaru: Woof. Inuyasha: What? I understood you but I don�t think everyone here speaks dog like we do. Sesshomaru: Oh, right. Keiko and Yusuke run in. Yusuke being chased by Keiko. Yusuke: Come on Keiko! I said I�m sorry! Keiko: *slaps him then catches Sesshomaru�s eye* Sesshomaru: *staring up and down at Keiko ignoring her oldish looking clothes* Wooooooooooooooofffffff�. Keiko: What was that?! Who are you anyway?! Sesshomaru: *drooling* Inuyasha: *tackles Sesshomaru* He said "hi" Sesshomaru: *mumbling because Inuyasha hand is over his mouth* Keiko: *glares at the both of them* Yeah, right. Rin: *walks in and sees everyone being CrAzY but continues to walk by because she doesn't feel like talking to all of them. Miroku: *comes running in* Hello all! *stares up and down at Keiko* Well, she�s not a good looking as Sango, but it will have to do. *touches Keiko inappropriately* Keiko: *smack* Sesshomaru: AHHHHH!!!!! PSYCHOTIC PENGUINS ARE ATTACKING!!! Keiko: You mean psychotic men. Sesshomaru: No!! Will they ever stop!!! Ah! Hiei: *walks in because all the commotion interested him�and nothing else* What�s going on here? *takes out his katana* I sense a massacre is in the plans�.my plans� Sesshomaru: AHHH!!! THEY HAVE COVERED THEMSELVES IN NUCLEAR WASTE!!!!! WE�RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!! THE PSYCHOTIC NUCLEARIZED PENGUINS ARE ATTACKING AND THEY WANT REVENGE!!!!!!!!! Hiei: *to Inuyasha* You know, you REALLY should get him in to see a specialist. Preferably a psychiatrist. Inuyasha: *nervously* Aheh�no can do. Already tried but he poisoned the guy with his claws then slashed his head off�and that was a total accident. Sesshomaru: WE�RE FOREVER DOOMED!!! Inuyasha: He was trying to reenact Attack of the Mutant Monkeys and the Pretty Pretty Princess and well, um�he moved and flailed his arms just a little too much. Boy, did the receptionist get mad�geez�not a pretty sight. Hiei: Oh, I see. Keiko: Ewww�. Tsukasa: *walks in head hanging low* All I want is to be alone� *looks around and sees everyone in the room* Oops. Must have walked in the the psychotic people room. Sorry, I was looking for the ward for extremely depressed people. *wanders back out the door* Kenshin: *walks into the room and gets hit smack in the middle of the forehead with a wooden pail Keiko was meaning to throw at Yusuke* ORO? *swirly eyes* Keiko: Oh, I�m so sorry. Are you ok? Kenshin: Yeah *still has swirly eyes* What did that guy do to you anyway that was so bad? Geez, you throw hard�have you ever tried out for baseball. You�d be a REALLY good pitcher. Keiko: Thanks. It�s Yusuke�s fault I�m like that you know. Before I met him�well, lets just say without him, I wouldn�t be as strong as I am now. But that�s not necessarily a plus for him. *glares at Yusuke who shrinks into a corner* Oh yeah! And take this too! *throws a big metal crowbar at Yusuke�s head* |