| If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. ~Napoleon~ |
| What luck for the rulers that men do not think. ~Hitler~ |
| "I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'" -homer simpson- |
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| River Phoenix kissing Arlyn, his mother |
A kiss is the shortest distance between two. -Youngman- -Youngman- |
| "Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." -Jim Carey- |
| USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. -David Letterman- |
| A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend can kiss my ass. |
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| everybody says there is a Mr. Right, I think he got hit by a truck. |
| ..is actually a paraphrase of a statement by Plato... "Remember how in that communion only, beholding beauty with the eye of the mind, he will be enabled to bring forth, not images of beauty, but realities (for he has hold not of an image but of a reality), and bringing forth and nourishing true virtue to become the friend of God and be immortal, if mortal man may." -Plato from Symposium- |
| 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' |
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| It takes a few seconds to say hello, but forever to say goodbye. |
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| The HEART is an ORGAN of FIRE.... from "The English Patient" |