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| Chruch Program Bloopers It�s all in the spelling and the way it is written. Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial church in Racine. Come tonight to hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa. Announcement in the Church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING conference: "The cost for attending the fasting and prayers includes meals." Ladies don�t forget the rummage sale. It�s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don�t forget your husbands. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." Don�t let worry kill you off � let the church help. Irvine Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24th in the church. So ends friendship that began in their school days. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. Attend and you will hear an excellent speaking and heave a healthy lunch. Weight watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double doors on the side. [...Back To The Madness...] |
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