-Kerry
There's no brain in my storm
-Blake
I wonder if God eats microwave burritos
-Nick T.
Adam, you are standing on my foot...
-Bob
I've seen Kevin's bacon -Brett
Well, i've seen Keano's Reeves-Adam
What the hell is a reeve?-Bob
Bad ameoba! Bad boy!
- Nick V.
I ate God's brain
- Trey
This is a family pool hall, not a make a family pool hall!
- Heather
Tommy, i love you. - Me
Sorry, i don't have any money. - Tommy
And the man turned to the dog and said "and you thought he was German."
-Matt
that's mr. dork to you.
- andy
if i had money for fireworks, i would get my oil changed
- metalhead mike
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG! my comp is running slower then a dead hamster on meth...
-me
CHEETAH SEX!CHEETAH SEX!CHEETAH SEX!CHEETAH SEX!
-Jackie
Just cuz I say my cat's not a demon, doesn't mean I don't believe it
-Robert
And then I said to the bunny "For the love of your furriness, thats not a karrot!!!!!!!!"
-Matt
('white trailer trash!!!' - costello)
"no my trailer is brown."
-me... yes i had a blonde moment, and yes my trailer is brown.
Muahahaha. I found the classifieds section, and I know how to use it.
-Scott
at least my boobs won't hit me in the eye!
-Stephie to me.
telecommunation devices will end the world!
-Scott
i used every single one... except 50.
-Ryan
i got a change full of lap.
-Andy trying to say he had a lap full of change.
break it or i'll zip your hip!
-Andy. in Big Daddy he say's "zip it or i'll break your hip" andy has trouble saying things in order. very humorous. heehee.
every girl should own an andy, they provide hours of amusement.
Me.
if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off
unknown.
zip it or i'll break your hip! ... damnit! i can't even saying right when i'm trying to say it wrong!
-Andy
it better smell as good as that guy looks.
-Andy, about Calvin Klein's Crave.
hmmm... i wonder if peaches will ever learn to fly.
-Me
There's nothing wrong with stripping in my room. I do it all the time.
-Wrayfe
Stairs are a complicated process.
-Wrayfe
*throws a rock at someone* HAH! you've been stoned!
-Me
It's all cause Chibby got his fat head stuck in a bridge.
-Everyone. just when we need something to blame haha.
Blame Wrayfe!
-James
YAY! I'M GOING TO HAWAII!!!
-Chibby
Keep your hands to yourself, I'm not that kind of girl.
-Chibby to Wrayfe (note: Chibby is a guy... last time i checked)
Gayer then a dead cat.
-Chibby to Wrayfe
Ramen noodles... the breakfast of lunatics.
-Me.
God. I Stink.
-Jay (after football practice)
Look! It's hill billy chopsticks!
-Mr. Fuller
