"How the hell did we wind up stuck in a box with each other?"
"It's all your fault!"
"How so?"
"You just had to stick your pointy little nose in my business. I was just trying to get a look inside the box. You pushed me in!"
"Well, I certainly didn't think that you were going to grab ahold of me and pull me in with you. And I sure as hell didn't want the lid to close, locking us in."
"It did though, so it's your fault."
"Shut up, Potter." Draco growled from his corner.
"Right back at ya, Malfoy." Harry said as he kicked out with his right foot.
"Owww, Fuck! Don't kick me!" Draco said returning the kick with one of his own.
Harry yelped as he threw himself at Draco. Draco was squished into the corner under Harry's weight. With little room to move, the blond turned his head and bit into Harry's shoulder.
"Fucker!" Harry pinched Draco in the side, hard.
Draco, in turn, slugged Harry in the side.
Harry yanking Draco forward by his shirt accidently ripped to shirt open down the front.
"My shirt, you asshole!" Draco's hand tangled in Harry's unruly hair pulling them together. Their lips met in a savage kiss. The two boys' breathing was heavy as lips and tongues continued the battle.
The already destroyed shirt was quickly discarded. Other garments soon joined it in one of the corners.
"Wait, in the pocket."
"Yeah."
A tube was retrieved from one of the discarded pieces of clothing.
"Quickly."
Bodies were soon moving together in desperation. Gasps heard from kiss-bruised lips.
Release.
Limbs tangled in the confining space for several moments before reluctantly pulling apart.
"Oh God! I ache all over. This was the worst possible place for us to do this."
"Nope, remember the supply closet when the bucket fell from the shelf and hit you in the head."
"Oh yeah."
"And the time I broke my wrist falling in the shower."
"Enough. You'll make me rethink us ever having sex again."
"Now don't be too hasty. Just think of the good times. The Quidditch field, the back of the library, the greenhouse, the..........."
His words were cut off by his lover's lips.
"Yeah, real good times. Love you, Harry."
"And I love you." Harry said kissing the tip of Draco's nose.
A click was heard outside the box. Both boys scrambled to retrieve their clothes. Just barely covering their modesty as the lid opened.
"What the heck are you two doing in my box?" Ron screeched as he stared shocked at the barely cover occupants.
"Just breaking it in." Harry said with a laugh as both scrambled out the depths.
"Ewwww! I was going to send my mother a gift in it, you horny gits."
"It still looks fine. I'm sure your mother would never know. And it really is a very sturdy box."
"And tell your mother we said Happy Birthday!"
The End.
Explanation of the title:
My sister mentioned Dr. Seuss, you know "I will not eat them in a box, I will not eat them with a fox." (from Green Eggs and Ham) I said my title as a joke and we cracked up. It was late at night, we were tired, and I decided what the heck. (Did you get it?)