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Standing by, All the way. Here to help you through your day. Holding you up, When you are weak, Helping you find what it is you seek. Catching your tears, When you cry. Pulling you through when the tide is high. Absorbing your voice When you talk. Standing by when you learn to walk. Just being there, Through thick and thin, All just to say, you are my friend. - Brittani Kokko - The Childbirth Demon My wife gave birth last night, But Jesus what a fuss! All that screaming and a wailing, You know guys - it wouldn't happen if it were us. I told this to my missus, Told her to take it like a man, She fixed me with an evil glare, Said I would understand... "I'm going to teach you a lesson" she said, "You'll be visited tonight, By the female demon of childbirth, She'll show you what it's like". Well my wife woke the next morning, And looked at me in bed. And laughed, as the demo had taken my bottom lip, And pulled it over the top of my head. -Neil O'Hara-Smith- *ThiS PoEm iS wriTTen bY mY hOn hOn... yAbyuxO oLiVer jAy!* WHY DO I HAVE TO CRY? When in Spring the flowers bloom, And everything is born anew, Why do I have to cry? I could be sharing this beauty with you... Why, oh why do I have to sigh? When the sun in the Summer noon, Shines so brightly upon the land, Why do I have to cry? I could be holding you by the hand... Why, oh why do I have to sigh? Winds blow tenderly in Autumn, And the leaves so gently fall, Why do I have to cry? I know we could have had it all... Why, oh why do I have to sigh? Cold outside in Winter evenings, Colder here within my heart, Why do I have to cry? I never wanted us to be appart... Why, oh why do I have to sigh? |
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