As for this one - open to all and no
holds barred on using anyone of these or all of these. :)
Ye Keeper of Challenges is sure that as soon as Lizzy gets a chance, she
will be using this in the sibling rivalry series if she hasn’t already. (Ye Keeper of Challenges is majorly sleep dep’ed at the time of posting
this challenge, so she didn’t know if she was coming or going that night.
Actual bumper stickers found on
actual cars:
* Horn broken. Watch for finger.
* Your kid may be an honors student,
but you’re still an idiot
* All generalizations are false.
* Cover me. I’m changing lanes.
* I brake for no apparent reason.
* Learn from your parents’ mistakes
- use birth control.
*I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
* Forget about World
Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.
* We have enough youth, how about a
fountain of Smart?
* He who laughs last thinks slowest.
* Lottery: A tax on people who are
bad at math.
* It IS as bad as you think, and
they ARE out to get you
.* Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas,
taking the dog. Dorothy
.* Change is inevitable, except from
a vending machine.
* Time is what keeps everything from
happening at once.
* Out of my mind. Back in five
minutes.
* Forget the Joneses, I keep us up
with the Simpsons.
* Born free...Taxed to death.
* The more people I meet, the more I
like my dog.
* Laugh alone and the world thinks
you’re an idiot.
* Rehab is for quitters.
* I get enough exercise just pushing
my luck.
* Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other
times I let him sleep.
* All men are idiots, and I married
their King.
* Jack Kevorkian for White House
Physician.
* Work is for people who don’t know
how to fish.
*Montana -- At least our cows are
sane!
*I didn’t fight my way to the top of
the food chain to be a vegetarian.
*Women who seek to be equal to men
lack ambition.
*If you don’t like the news, go out
and make some.
*When you do a good deed, get a
receipt--in case heaven is like the IRS.
* Sorry, I don’t date outside my
species.
*No radio - Already stolen.
*Reality is a crutch for people who
can’t handle drugs.
*Real women don’t have hot flashes,
they have power surges.
*I took an IQ test and the results
were negative.
*Where there’s a will, I want to be
in it.
* OK, who stopped payment on my
reality check?
*Few women admit their age; Fewer
men act it.
* I don’t suffer from insanity, I
enjoy every minute of it.
* Hard work has a future payoff.
Laziness pays off NOW.
* Tell me to ‘stuff it’ - I’m a
taxidermist.
* IRS: We’ve got what it takes to
take what you’ve got.
* Time is the best teacher;
Unfortunately it kills all its students.
* It’s lonely at the top, but you
eat better.
* According to my calculations, the
problem doesn’t exist.
* Some people are only alive because
it is illegal to kill
* Pride is what we have. Vanity is
what others have.
*A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory.
* Reality? Is that where the pizza
delivery guy comes from?
*How can I miss you if you won’t go
away?
*Warning: Dates in Calendar are
closer than they appear.
* Give me ambiguity or give me
something else.
* We are born naked, wet, and
hungry. Then things get worse.
*Make it idiot-proof and someone
will make a better idiot.
*Always remember you’re unique, just
like everyone else.
* Friends help you move. Real
friends help you move bodies.
* Very funny Scotty, now beam down
my clothes.
*Puritanism: The haunting fear that
someone, somewhere may be happy.
* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
*I souport publik edekashun.
*Be nice to your kids. They’ll
choose your nursing home
* Beauty is in the eye of the beer
holder.
* There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.
*Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long
word?
*Ever stop to think and forget to
start again?
*Keep honking...I’m reloading.
* Caution:
I drive like you do.