10/6/2002

50 Things a Man Should Not Know List Challenge

This is taken from the article: “Man at His Best,’ Page 40 of the November, 2002 Esquire Magazine (Ye keeper of Challenges doesn’t know how she got a subscription to this one, but she did and this was the one thing that stood out as she was flipping through it on her way to an article on Pierce Brosnan)

 

  1. How to say anything in Klingon
  2. How to say anything in Elvlish
  3. What Brittney Spear’s head looks like when pasted onto somebody else’s naked body
  4. Where to buy an “authentic” bolo tie
  5. The details of their wife’s first sexual encounter
  6. The difference between a double axel and a triple Lutz
  7. A Vegan
  8. The date on which the Olsen twins become legal
  9. Tucker Carlson’s email address
  10. The sassiest things Star Jones said today on The View
  11. Tobey Maguire’s middle name
  12. Cher’s real age
  13. The names of the ten American Idol finalists
  14. His favorite stripper’s phone number
  15. His best friend’s salary
  16. The Google results for his high school girlfriend
  17. The latest book in Kelly Ripa’s book club
  18. That Kelly Ripa has a book club
  19. The placement of While You Were Sleeping on E’s Rank: 25 Best Date Movies
  20. That the female long-eared groundhog is an animal most likely to engage in lesbian behavior, including complicated acts of oral sex
  21. The chicken dance
  22. How to make one mean ambrosia salad
  23. His favorite Far Side comic
  24. Where to pick up the perfect inspirational desk calendar
  25. James Van Der Beek’s filmography
  26. The meaning of the words: bunting, wainscoting and espadrilles
  27. How to mix a slippery nipple, a screaming orgasm, or a sloe comfortable screw
  28. How to carve tofurkey
  29. A single lyric from any song ever sung by O-Town
  30. A single line from any book ever written by Elizabeth Wurtzel
  31. A fair price for a pedicure
  32. The slugging percentage of that journeyman left-fielder whom the Braves just traded to the Rockies and who may be a nice pickup for his fantasy baseball team
  33. What it is like to walk around the city wearing a velvet peacoat
  34. The melody to the theme song from Little House on the Prairie
  35. the local priest’s boxer or brief predilection
  36. The name of Rue McClanahan’s character on The Golden Girls
  37. What happens to the little cows before they become the delicious veal on his plate
  38. More than two lines from the film Fletch
  39. How to play a James Taylor song on the guitar
  40. Any 900 numbers by heart
  41. How to mail-order a bride
  42. His bra cup size
  43. The current cast members of Mamma Mia!
  44. His parents’ favorite sexual position
  45. The price of John Wayne Gacy’s clown paintings on eBay
  46. How to manufacture napalm
  47. What it sounds like if you put a microphone in front of a megaphone
  48. How to cross-stitch
  49. The cost of a white belt or a pair of chaps (any color)
  50. The ingredients of a ballpark frank
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