Write a fic using a few of the
events below - as many as you want but at least two please. Pick a pretender
character who is either babysitting or has a child of their own and some of the
things happen. Just tell us:
How do they respond? Who is it?
Why are they there? Etc... You know the drill don’t ya?
LOL! And this should be PG13 and below! Let the ink flow
1. A king size waterbed holds enough
water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hairspray on dust
bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old’s voice is louder
than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4. If you hook a dog leash over a
ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing
Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to
a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5. You should not throw baseballs up
when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw
the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball
a long way.
6. The glass in windows (even
double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7. When you hear the toilet flush
and the words “uh oh,” it’s already too late.
8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox
makes smoke, and lots of it.
9 A six-year old can start a fire
with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the
movies.
10. Certain Lego’s will pass through
the digestive tract of a 4-year old.
11. Play dough and microwave should
not be used in the same sentence.
12. Super glue is forever.
13. No matter how much Jell-O you
put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.
14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15. VCR’s do not eject PB&J
sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good
parachutes.
17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots
of noise when driving.
18. You probably do not want to know
what that odor is.
19. Always look in the oven before
you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
20. The fire department in Austin,
TX has a 5-minute response time.
21. The spin cycle on the washing
machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22. It will, however, make cats
dizzy.
23. Cats throw up twice their body
weight when dizzy.