Not like MP or Lyle would ever be
caught dead shopping at Wally World, but it’s the thought that counts. Do with
this what you will... J
1. Get boxes of condoms &
randomly put them in peoples’ carts when they aren’t looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go
off at 10-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on
the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell
him/her in an official tone, “I think we have a code 3 in housewares,” and see
what happens.
5. Put some M&M’s on lay away.
6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to
carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping
department, tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from
the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can
help you, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people leave me alone.”
9. Look right into the security
camera and use it as a mirror while you pick our nose.
10. Dart around suspiciously while
humming the theme from ‘Mission Impossible.’
11. While handling guns in the
hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
12. In the auto department practice
your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and
when people browse through whisper “PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!”
14. When an announcement comes over
the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream “NO! NO! It’s those
voices again!”
15. Go to the fitting room and yell
real loud....”Hey we’re out of toilet paper in here!”
16. Go to
the toy department, pick up the toy guns and hide around the sides of the
shelves, holding the gun in your hand and randomly yell, “You know this means
war!”
17. Randomly pick things
from the shelves, loudly asking yourself the prices and see if anyone asks whom
you’re talking to!!