From: tiffany alderman Date: Tue Aug 20, 2002 1:10 am Subject: A new challenge: Tiffany's Parker and Lyle Challenge Tiffany's Parker and Lyle challenge Okay lets just be honest Lyle is a man we can dispute it all you want but he is still a man and don't men say the darnedest things at the worst times. My challenge is for you to write a Lyle and Parker fic using at least 3 of the 10 quotes below. The more the better so use as many as you want. The quotes are 1.Don't you have some laundry to do or something? 2.Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off. 3.You're just upset because your butt is beginning to spread. 4.Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it? 5.You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one? 6.Sorry. I was just picturing you naked. 7.Whoa, time out. Football is on. 8.Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! 9.Is there any way we can do this via e-mail? 10.Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded. Let the ink flow and the humor show HUGS, Tiffany aka Aldysgal "For the space of a day, you will float high above human sensation and breathe the purer air of the Gods." Always remember that the journey is as important as the destination. My hope for you is that you can always: Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, and Dance like you do when you think no one is watching.