| Bowling With Presidents |
| JFK called me on a Sunday "I bet I could beat you bad at bowling" I proceeded to waste him While telling him "your mom!" Dude you should see JFK He bowls like a girl! I wanna go... Bowling with presidents Man, they blow! Bowling with presidents I sent them back to schoolin' Abe Lincoln came over on my birthday "I wanna make you look bad in front of your friends" Abe proceeded to bowl with his wife in one arm Sure he's got the girl but he ain't got the skills I wanna go... Bowling with presidents Man, they blow! Bowling with presidents I sent them back to schoolin' You're going down!!! I explained it's not so bad "At least you guys were decent presidents" JFK gave me the finger And Abe Lincoln said "up yours!" Well I guess it goes to show that presidents can't bowl No! Bowling with presidents Man, they blow! Bowling with presidents I sent them back to schoolin' Bowling with presidents I wanna wanna wanna wanna Wanna go bowling Bowling with presidents I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait to take on Taft! BACK |