| Famous Quotes |
| "I dont want to throw up, I just want to eat a chocolate easter bunny full of melted butter!" -Preston Howard |
| "No no, the other one...........To your left.........keep going..........there ya go" -Preston Howard |
| "Wool is my favorite vegitable" -Preston Howard |
| "I'm so hungry I'm gonna drink like 5 sodas" -Pie Guy |
| "Its time to clip your nails again, David" -Jacob Adams |
| "The mallet, you can't play bass drum without it" -Mr. Banes |
| "NO...............YEEEES!!" -Daniel Davis |
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| "He's a Scotchman who plays a colostomy bag." -Mr. Pisenti |
| "I don't make you look stupid, you make yourself look stupid, I just emphasize it!" -Pie Guy |
| "I'm down right giddy, I'm a giddy guy. I think it has to do with wearing teal and pink" -Mr. Pisenti |
| "I have this playful look on my face, like I'm going to beat someone up." -Jacob Adams |
| "What good does it do to beat a dead horse? The horse won't go any faster." -Mr. Banes |
| "I'm gonna shank you!" -John Smith |
| "It kinda like goes WHHOOOOOOAAAA, and goes right through there!" -Mr. Pisenti |
| "The world is a cookie, and I am a glass of milk." -Preston Howard |
| "I wore pink in San Francisco, and I didn't get no boyfriends." -Mr. Pisenti |
| "Every time!!" -Daniel Davis |
| "Yo teach, your square vibes is ruinen the funk!" -Matt McLaughlin |
| "Can I call you Jack for a minute? Get Back Jack!" -Mr. Pisenti |
| "I am the king of potatos!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!" -Preston Howard |
| "If they taught us this when we were like little kids we wouldn't have to be doing this now, because we would already know this! I think they do this so teachers have jobs in high school." -Jacob Adams |
| "I can't do it!" -Nathan Gonzalez |
| "Let me modify your pen." -Micheal Phillips |
| "Here, help yourself to some free Mad Cow!" -Preston Howard |
| "I like to think that I have a firm grasp on the obvious." -Jacob Adams |
| "Yeah, it's my hero, the farting pig!" -Mr. Pisenti |
| "Yeah, nice to meet you. Excuse me, I'm going to go kill myself." -Razz Barcelona |
| "It sounded like a machine taking a breath." -Preston Howard |
| "Whats the difference between a duck?" -Mr. Banes |
| "I wouldn't like it if I didn't have big enough nostrils, because then I wouldn't be able to pick my nose" -Jacob Adams |
| "Yeah, its an art book........see........it says 'illistrated'!" -Preston Howard |
| "That's what she said!" -Daniel Davis |
| "Swang yer partner round and round. Put er' in the toilet and flush er' down! YEEE HAAW!!" -Mr. Pisenti |
| "I'm the 8th dwarf, my name is Alky" -Mr. Pisenti |
| "Them shadows is important!" -Preston Howard |
| "I usually just lie there with a tube in my mouth with a non-stop flow of chicken soup going in" -Preston Howard |
| "No, this time I really was sick." -Pie guy |
| "Come hither and peer into the living quarters of his brain." -Preston Howard |
| "It must have happened during one of your squanderous escapades." -Jacob Adams |
| "If a Scotsman can't do it, an Irishman can!" -Sean Farley |
| "Oh, you've got a fine pair of knockers there don't you know." -Billy Bob Bethard |
| "Uncultured people become so overwhelmed by culture, that they don't know what to do, so they respond with negativity." -Preston Howard |
| "David, to see your head explode, I would clean up the mess." -Eric Reynolds |
| "everyone's a hypocrite, but I'm not." -Alexander Early |
| "Early is good n' right fer probe'n... C'mere ya lil' critter!" -Eric Reynolds |
| "Hippie... and drug-free!" -Eric Reynolds |
| "mmm... guava juice with fly paste." -Preston Howard |
| "You don't need to see my hardware!" -Eric Reynolds |
| "I could eat 10 of those, I'd probably end up hung over, but I'd still eat them." -Preston Howard |
| "I like it to be just as good for the roll." -Eric Reynolds |
| "I hate tests, but they lead to money which is good." -David Stolp |
| "You know what?... Winston Churchill's dead." -Jacob Adams |
| "Your density is like that of a black hole. However, quite unlike a black hole, everything escapes you." -Alexander Early |
| "No, you're a test-tube baby." -Jacob Adams |
| "I am not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally." -Adam Minto |
| "Cat disections make me hungry." -David Stolp |
| "People like to suck on things, why not make it sweet and juicy." -Adam Minto |
| "...Everything else was like: bug, choo choo, water..." -Preston Howard |
| "It's not that I don't appreciate your witless wit, Preston..." -Mr. Askea |
| "If I were to whack Talley, I would be a Talley-whacker" -Preston Howard |
| "That's how you break the pooper." -Jeff Blake |
| "...in Biology when you know nothing, and in Advanced Biology when you think you know something..." -Mr. Askea |
| "But if everyone's doing it, it can't be wrong!" -David Stolp |
| "I told the people talking about that that, that that that that that follows is correct" -David Stolp |
| "Sometimes when I go to sleep, my butt goes 'quack'." -Billy Bob Bethard |
| "I have too many songs stuck in my head. It's like I'm a kareoke machine." -Jacob Adams |
| "...with Liber Tea, and just ice for all... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaameeeen!" -Preston Howard |
| "You like things that suck." -Alexander Early |
| "Is that for a Mac or for a computer?" -Preston Howard |
| I'm not a genius, I'm just really, really, really, really, really, really, really really really smart." -David Stolp |
| "If Matt Merrit had a badger, it would be a Merit Badger!" -David Stolp |