| Thats right, guinea pigs. Guinea pigs are the super mini-livestock (mini-stock) of the future, and I will be the first to herd them for their milk, fur, and droppings. When a Guinea pig arrives at my Super Ranch of Guinea, they will first be interveiwed at the front office by our many highly trained Guinean Phychologists. We want to make sure that all the pigs are mentally healthy, otherwise they could produce sub-standard milk. From there they are carfully transported to the nursery where they will be given intense training, attend guinea pig obedient school, learn to conform and recieve self-defense classes. New born Guineas also are transported to the Nursery from the Mateing complex (The Love Shack). After recieving their diplomas, they then graduate to the pastures. They spend their days graising in the pastures, making vists to the Love Shack and being milked in the milkery (House of Suck). They spend their nights in the gender specific bunks. |
