The super mega mini-mobile, thats my 1988 Ford Festiva LX. I dont care what people say, my Festie is the best car ever to hit the road, It out performs all sports cars, Pickup trucks, mini vans, and every other moterized vehicle in the universe. Aliens from the planet Zergon have been plotting to steal my Festiva in order to study its superior performance and supreme gas mileage capabilities. They want to put replicas of my festiva's engine in their space pods so that they can achieve multiple warp speeds like me. But unfortunatly, for them, I have harnessed the unbridled power of my Festiva's alternater, and electrofied our Zergonian friends back to the Zergonian Stone Age (equivalent to Earth's year 3549). So I have bought some time to modify my Festiva's super ultra muffler into an all powerful rocket. I then plan to drive to the planet Zergon and single handedly destroy and become ruler of this very valueable planet in the Charlie Quadrant.
...................................Bow to me............I am the keeper of the FESTIVA.....HA HA HA HA HA HA!! |
