WANTED
Name:  Ferdinax Garthexualinoathinazene
Age:  784
Height:  1' 4"
Weight:  14.37 lb
Wanted for multiple attempts to take over the World,  attempting to control the Universe, and plotting to steal all the Ford Festivas in the World.  Ferdinax is a native of the planet Zergon and the ring-leader of the infamous Zergonian Bandits, a powerful mofia who has taken over most of the Universe, except for earth and pluto (The Zergoians have no desire to control Pluto).  Ferdinax Garthexualinoathinazene is considered to be highly dangerous at this point and should be approached with extreme caution, but we dont reccomend that you even approach him, you should call your local chapter of the Earthling Coalition.
Ferdinax Garthexualinoathinazene has become very possesive of this planet even though he doesnt even control it, he has made numerous attempts to mark his territory on our precious soil as he is pictured doing below.
Now that the Zergonians have begun to invade earth, the fate of the universe lies soley in the hands of Clucky the One-Eyed Wood Duck, the Super Ultra Mega Wooden Duck, and this small army of cookies! 
Together they plan to open up a can of woop-ass, and drive the Zergonians away from our endangered planet! 
Hosted by www.Geocities.ws

1