Leeds

Leeds United are a very good team indeed, and at PREMIER LEAGUE PREDICTIONS we feel that they are the main threat to Manchester United's title. Manager David O'Leary agrees with us too "I feel that in the next few seasons we can win the Premiership, because Manchester United are starting to really piss everyone off. It would be nice if a good team like us, whose players aren't all wanky and arrogant, could take the title - and I think that we can. We have a good young side, with a couple of excellent pros mixed in for fun, and apart from young Alan Smith, there are't really any wankers in the first team."
The Leeds manager has been given �100 million to spend on the squad. "Its all good and well giving me a hundred million pounds to spend, but I have to know who to buy. That is the secret of being a good manager - knowing who to buy. I can look around the world and choose ANYONE, its great. I would buy Ronaldo, but hes broken. Apart from him, there aren't really any REALLY good players in the world. I'll just keep the money and spends it on treats."
It won't be a treat for David to know that PREMIER LEAGUE PREDICTIONS are banking on Manchester United to claim the title, so Leeds will finish in 2nd place.

NIGEL MARTYN
All good teams must have a good goalkeeper. It is common knowledge in football that Nigel Martyn IS a good goalkeeper, although many peoples opinions about him changed after his terrible display in the 5-0 stuffing by Romania in Euro 2000.
"My dad is a clown at the local circus" explained Nigel "and he thought that it would be funny to totally cock up Englands chances in Euro 2000, to show the world that there are more important things in life - and I think it worked. The world is becoming a better place because people are learning to understand each other more, and beginning to take responsibility for their actions. I love my daddy."

HARRY KEWELL
Harry Kewell is easily Leeds' best player, and some pundits say that he is worth �100 million. However Harry's ever present smile is hiding a lot of sadness.
"It's nothing to do with the manager, or any of the players at the club" said Kewell "Its just the area - Leeds is fucking freezing. I am from Australia and although I got paid fuck all for playing at least I didn't have flu every other week. I would love to go back to those golden beaches and kangaroos, instead I am stuck here with yellow snow and badgers. Fuck."

LUCAS RADEBE
Lucas Radebe is Leeds' rock in defence, and is also one of the best defenders in the world.
"I think Leeds would be rubbish without me, I am so good." confessed Radebe "It is because I smell funny, i think it puts off some of the strikers. I have a bath in Baked Beans before every home game and in Horse shit before every away game - because they are harder."
Lucas hopes to lead South Africa to World Cup glory 2002. "I think we have an excellent chance - we are the best team in Africa and an African nation has won the last two olympic games with young teams. If we don't win, I will kill the president with a gun, thats how confident I am."