Trading Goods
The following fic is an alternation of
the Transformers live
movie
and deals with Interspecies sexuality.
You have
been warned.
Our story begins when Sam was getting
chased by Barricade.
Sam wasn’t sure for what
until Barricade transformed into his
robot mode
and yelled at him about his eBay account and the
glasses. Sam stated that he has
sold them already. This pissed
Barricade off, naturally.
Sam than said that he had sold them
to a human female by the
name of Jackie Smithson, a girl in his
Physics class.
Barricade flipped a nearby car to relieve his aggression.
He then transformed and
drove off, but stopped to pick up Frenzy.
Our story now
begins…
Meanwhile, driving home
from school, Jackie stops at a red
light and looks over at the
glasses. She picks them up to
observe
the symbols she saw from the auction picture that she
zoomed in with a program.
She knew they were alien and
has seen them before from
a program file she hacked a few
months ago from the
government. She was memorized by
them and had forgotten a
moment that the lights went green.
She snaps out of her dream
state and driven off. A little while
later
she hears sirens going on and starts seeing a cop car from the
rear view mirror, but it
didn’t look like the crappy Crown
Mustang in the white and
black paint job like the old ‘80s cop
cars.
Jackie: *smiles* Finally,
took you long.
Jackie pulls over, acting
as if the vehicle were an actual cop so
that
nothing seems suspicious. Barricade speaks thru a car
speaker to make things more
convincing. Jackie puts the
glasses away in one of the
pockets of her camouflage jacket.
Barricade: *loudly* Would
you step out of the car and
approach
to the police vehicle.
Jackie laughs under her
breathe at his cybertronian accent. She
gets
out of her car and walks towards him. He opens the door to
indicate
that Jackie ought to hope on in. She gets in the back seat
and sees Frenzy. She looks
at him all weird, but doesn’t judge.
Barricade shuts the door and drives on.
Barricade: *demanding* Give me the glasses human.
Jackie: *to Frenzy* Is he always this grumpy?
Frenzy nods his head which made Barricade
growl at him.
Barricade: I will not ask again. Where are the
glasses?
Jackie: I have’em if that’s what you
want to know.
Barricade: *demanding* Give them to me.
Jackie: *shakes head and wiggles her index finger no* Ah ah ah
You want something … gotta
trade for it. After all nothing is
for
free.
Barricade stops at a beach. Jackie seeing
that if she doesn’t take the
incentive they were
going nowhere so she began to strip her clothes
off.
This creped Frenzy out. Both Barricade and Frenzy
could
sense
Jackie wanting to mate through the changes of her pheromones.
Barricade: *disgusted* Damn it fleshie put your
cloth back on.
Jackie: *coy* But don’t you want your glasses back.
Barricade had enough, throws Jackie and
her clothes out
of him and transforms in
his robot form. Jackie puts her
cameo cloths back on as quickly
as possible and notices
something was missing.
Barricade walks off. He is sick of
the
retarded planet with its backwards primitive beings and
screams at the sea.
Jackie: *walks towards Barricade* Umm… I believe you still
have my panties. May I
have them back?
Barricade: *looks down at Jackie and smiles* Give
me the glasses
and
you shall have them back.
Jackie: That’s ok. You can keep them. I can go commando
anyways.
Jackie walks away. She didn’t spend $500
just to get her panties
back. She wants a piece
of Barricade.
Barricade gets mad and
takes it out on a jeep parked on the beach.
The owner of the vehicle
looks over at his destroyed vehicle. He
was too high to get mad
instead he was amazed by how big Barricade
is and calls out his
friends.
Surfer: Dudes, check it out! It’s a giant robot. *looks over at
Barricade*
Cool man.
Barricade: *growls* What?
You want some of this human?!
Surfer: No dude. Just want to know why you trashed by ride.
Barricade: There is this female who wouldn’t give
me the glasses.
Had to take it out on
your machine.
Surfer: Ahhh… girl problems. I can
feel your pain. Why wouldn’t
she
give you your glasses?
Barricade: She wants something for them.
Surfer: I see… what she wanted to trade with?
Barricade: She wants to mate with me.
Surfer: *laughs* Dude, here on Earth we humans don’t call it
that.
We say “getting laid” or “fuck”,
depending how you use the words.
Anyways you got it easy.
Shoot I wish a dudette would get laid with
me,
especially if it’s just for glasses. I think it’s a fair trade. You ought
to
go for it. What’s the fems name?
Barricade: Her name is Jackie Smithson.
Surfer: Oh… dude… she is that ugly smart bitch at school.
Barricade doesn’t understand what the
surfer dude is talking about.
To him all humans are
funny looking beings.
Barricade: What you mean?
Surfer: Her brain is bigger than her tits and
she got a tummy.
Barricade didn’t want to listen to the
ignorant surfer anymore
and walks away from him.
He knew how it felt to be considered
undesirable due to looks.
He goes to look for Jackie, he still got
to get the glasses back.
Surfer: Come on dude. I didn’t mean it. *points at his jeep*
At least flip my car back
up.
Barricade quickly transforms and runs off.
Hanging around with
the surfer made him feel that
his brain cells were committing suicide.
Barricade knew where
Jackie was. He had the satellite track
her down. He finds her at
the park, sitting on the table of a picnic
set crying. Barricade
sounds off his sirens. Jackie looks over and
throws the glasses at his
way and lands on the grass in front of him.
Jackie: There… you have what you wanted, now leave me be.
Frenzy gets out of the
car and picks it up, but rather than getting
back into Barricade he
moves on over where Jackie is. He could
sense
that Barricade felt bad for Jackie, but being a proud
Decepticon he would never
admit to having feelings over
any
other creature other than his own. Frenzy on the other hand
would
bend the rules if it resulted in making his friend and himself
happy.
He sits besides Jackie and hands her back the glasses. Jackie
looks
over confused.
Jackie: But you guys came all the way here for
them.
Frenzy: *scratches his head and speaks
Cybertronian, unlike
Barricade he couldn’t
speak English* We sense that you’re
different
than the others so we changed our minds.
Jackie: * knowing the language a bit,
smiles* How sweet.
She hugs him. Frenzy didn’t know what to
do so he pats her back.
Barricade honks. Frenzy
gets up and motions Jackie to follow along.
She does so and is back
inside of Barricade. They drive off. Barricade
wanted
to find a comfy spot for what he’ll later regret to do. Barricade
stops
inside of a garage parking lot. It was huge and deserted. Frenzy
hopped
out to look and scan around seeing if anyone’s around. Barricade
was
in no mood of being spotted by either humans or other Transformers.
Jackie slowly places the
glasses in the front passenger seat, then slowly
taking her clothes off
for the second time. Barricade looks on, not showing
much
interest. After taking her cloth off one of Barricades’ tentacles came
out
then closed his eyes, waiting for Jackie to start and finish with her part
of
the bargain. Jackie grabs the tentacle in which her whole hand could grab
around
it without a problem and just looks at his tentacle in a displeasing way.
Jackie: *disappointed* What the hell is this?
Barricade opens his optics and looks at
Jackie confused.
Barricade: *odd* I thought you wanted to
play with me. Well, that’s me.
Jackie: *upsetting* You’ve
got to be kidding with me? This isn’t you.
This is some … well I don’t
know what the hell this is suppose to be
*she shakes the tentacle at
Barricade* but it’s definitely not you. I have
dildos
bigger than this.
With that said Barricade tosses Jackie out
and transforms. Jackie coils
into
a fetal position trying to cover herself up. It is pretty cold outside
seeing
that the evening just begun. Barricade turns to look at the parked
cars
and growls.
Jackie: *worried* Ok ok…
I didn’t mean it that way. I just thought you’d
be
bigger. You know.
Barricade: *turns to look at Jackie* You think this is easy?
Jackie: *confused* Well it ought to be.
After all you are a male. Aren’t you?
Barricade: *trying to control his temper* Fleshie, I’m a
Decepticon, not some
weak
desperate alien being coming to Earth to have my way with humans.
At least
not that way. *turns to look away*
Jackie: *annoyed* Well maybe you should. That way you wouldn’t
be so
grumpy
all the time. Frustrated imbecile.
Jackie gets up from the
floor covering her breasts with her arms, walks
towards
a parked Chrysler and sits on the trunk. She crosses her legs and
leans
forward to keep herself warm and covered. Frenzy walks back and
sees
nothing is happening. He walks towards Jackie and sits besides her.
Jackie looks at Frenzy.
Jackie: Let me guess. You’re too good to
fuck me as well.
Frenzy: *shakes his head. Speaks in
Cybertronian* If it comes along why
not.
Cybertron lacks in females so…
Jackie interrupts by grabbing hold of Frenzys’ head and kisses him deeply.
Barricade turns his head to
have a sneak peek at the commotion but isn’t
interest.
At least not until Frenzy got into Jackies’ playful mood, did
Barricade some how wanted
Jackie. Barricade pushes Frenzy to the side
and
growls at him. As he growled fluids from his mouth oozed out and a
few
drops also came out between his legs.
Jackie: *smiles at the same time
shocked* So it’s jealousy that turns you
on…
and you call humans primitive beasts.
Frenzy: *sighs* It’s about damn time
too. *looks over at Jackie* Nothing
personal
female, but if I didn’t start it, my poor friend would just lose the
opportunity
to finally get some relief.
Barricade walks up to Jackie, grabs hold
of the car by the sides, leans
forward
and with his wet, shimmering, long tongue licks her whole body.
He starts from her legs.
Jackie leans back, allowing Barricade to
taste
her torso move his way up to her breasts and then her neck. Barricade
soaks
Jackie with his saliva which feels more like lubricated jelly than
bodily
fluids from a human. Barricade backs up allowing his tongue to
retrieve
back into his mouth so he could analysis the data it collected from
Jackie. The taste was sweet
and new in which aroused him even further. The
data
indicated she is a virgin like he is, which is perfect since he doesn’t need
to
try too hard to prove himself to her. Barricade leans forward again and
licks
around Jackies’ thighs. Jackie opens her legs slowly allowing for
Barricade to slowly move his
tongue towards her opening. He genteelly
moves
his tongue around the opening before inserting it into her. Jackie
tries
to hold back her cries of pleasure by covering her mouth with her hand.
Her shivering gyrating body
triggered Barricades’ real tentacle to come out,
which
were bigger than the ones he previously shown to Jackie in his car
mode.
He backs off, his tongue retrieves back into his
mouth. His crotch
and
tentacles were covered in the jelly substances. Meanwhile, Frenzy
transformed
into a radio and plays Marvin Gayes’ “ Let’s Get It
On”.
Barricade looks over at
Frenzy weirdly, but looks down at Jackie who is
laying on the cars
trunk drugged with ecstasy of which he caused from
playing
with her. Her body expels pheromones which are intoxicating to him.
Barricade slowly and gently inserts
himself into Jackies’ opening since he
could
no longer contain himself. Jackie signs deeply while hissing a bit from
the
initial pain of contact. Barricades’ claws creates dents and holes on the
side of the car as
he grabs hold of it as he pumps himself further into Jackie.
Her legs lean up against his
thighs for support as he rhythmically slides his
tentacle
in and out of her. Her body moves along with the movement which
caused
her opening to release fluids of its own. Viewing the fluids and feeling the
tightness
of her opening forced Barricade to think of something else before
he
expels his own juices, but it was difficult to do when seeing Jackie
arching
her back while moaning each time he pushed deeper into her.
Barricade pants while clawing
deeper into the car, crushing the sides and
punchering
the tires. He speeds up his thrusts. He tilts his head back
letting
out a moan, as he cummed inside of Jackie he continued to pump
everything
a few more times into her, while doing so the back half of the
car
was lifted off the ground then Barricade lets go and, as he did, retrieves
his
tentacle back inside the compartment of which it came out of.
Barricade walks a few steps
backwards before slamming on the floor
in a sitting
position. He catches his breathe while relaxing. He lays on the
floor
on his back. Jackies’ legs rubbed against each other as she tried to
sit
up.
Jackie: * looking around while trying to
catch her breathe and laughs*
Wow…Who ever owns this car
will be pretty pissed of.
The cars’ tires were
punchered, the sides crushed and clawed. It was
unrecognizable
from the back. Frenzy transformed back to his robot
mode
and walks towards Barricade who was clearly drugged from
his
experience. Jackie tired to get off of the trunk of the car and walk
towards
Barricade. Her wobble walk was a clear sign of how hard
Barricade did her. Jackie
holds herself up by leaning against Barricades’
leg.
Frenzy holds her from behind. Jackie sensually touches Barricades’
thighs
as she walks closer to his crotch area. She climbs up his crotch
sitting
on her knees with her legs open in a up right position. She
touches
and massages his lower stomach. It calming Barricade down,
but also causing
him to be aroused again. Frenzy sits behind Jackie,
massaging
her back. While being massaged, another tentacle from
Barricade hidden compartment
came out and poke Jackie from behind.
Jackie: *looks at
Barricade* Again? Listen one pair of glasses for
one
ride.
Jackie tries getting off but Frenzy got a
hold on her and sets her back
down.
Barricade: *smiles* Oh no fleshie. You
have forgotten who you’re
dealing
with. Frenzy!
Frenzy takes out a special
rope from a compartment in his arm and
bounds
Jackies’ hands together. Jackie looks at Barricade with worry.
Jackie: *sad* You’re free
now. Let me go. The bargain was done.
Barricade sits up while smiling. He licks the female on her
neck.
Barricade: Not really human. What was earlier was only a
free trail.
Now would be the payment.
More of Barricades’ tentacles came out, two of which wrap themselves
around
Jackie to support her body as they lift her up. Barricade supports
himself
with his hands on the floor behind him. Another tentacle inserts
itself
into Jackie. She yelps in pain. It was a new rod bigger than the one
before.
Barricade: *smiles* I hope that one is big enough for
your tastes.
Jackie cries. She didn’t have this planned out right.
Thinking that naturally
a
Decepticon would be disgusted by the idea of doing a human it would
only
want it one time, but it back fired her. The damn things become
obsessed
over it. The tentacles supporting her forced her to ride him.
Barricade moans were so loud
they echoed through out the garage.
Barricade: *grunts* Who knew you
humans are so good at riding, at
least
this sort of riding.
While laughing to himself Barricade slips the tip of his
long tongue into
Jackies’
mouth forcing her tongue to dance with his. He gyrates
his
lower
body encouraging his large rod to go deeper and to move
Jackie in a
up and down motion. Tears trail down her face, due to her
body
betraying her. Her opening oozes out juices to make things less
painful,
at least physically less painful.
Barricade: *laughs* Looks like your friend enjoys me more
than
originally
expected.
He pulls out the soaked
tentacle and puts it into his mouth to suck
the
juices out. He wraps his tongue around the tentacle favoring
each
drop on it. He then lifts Jackie closer to his face and starts to
insert
his tongue into her wet opening. He fucks her with his tongue.
Getting the taste right out
from the source. He pulls out.
Barricade: *licks his lips and puts his tongue away*
Forget the energon
you
humans taste way better. *smiles* Now I’m going to make you my
pet.
Jackie was confused she thought she was already his. Barricade takes
his
tongue out again but instead of inserting it into her opening he
begins
to play with her clit. Jackie turns her head away trying not to
give
in, but his tongue was smooth and was gentle in the way it played
her.
She moaned and her body once again gave into how good it felt
being
played by him. Her body gyrated and pushed itself closer
to him.
Barricade: *stops and laughs* Why fight the urge human. I
want to
make
you feel what I have felt. I want to make you explode in
orgasm
and give me more of your special juices.
Barricade went back to licking Jackies’ special area. Jackie relaxed.
Is that what he wanted, she thought
to herself. She allows her body
to want
it, since she wants the horror to finish already. Barricade
speeds
the tongue massage, which made Jackies’ body to
twitch in
pleasure. This made him smile and to continue on. Jackie
moans and
begins to twitch even more. Her body begins to arch and
she moans
loudly. Her body shivers and her fluids expels out of
her
opening. Barricade stuck his tongue into her hole to lick up the
juices.
Jackie tries to catch her breathe, but all her body wants to do
is gyrate
on Barricades’ tongue as he pushes and pulls inside of her.
Barricade put his tongue away and
begins to fuck Jackie again with his
enlarge tentacle.
Jackie hisses, forgetting how big the damn thing was.
After the initial pain had pass,
her body gyrates again. Barricade pushes
in deeper,
not believing that the fleshie enjoys him even after humiliating
her.
Clearly she passed his tests; she was truly his to keep. He leans
closer
and purrs at her. All Jackie could do was moan as he rides her.
Not able to keep his up right position
he leans back while tilting his head
back to
enjoy being inside of the female. He moans as he slowly
ejaculates
inside of her for a second time, just as explosive as the first.
Barricade: *pants* Oohhh
Jackie… *pumps in more* You’ve been
too kind
with me.
Barricade lays back on the ground and lowers Jackie onto him to
rest
along with
him.
In the morning Barricade gets up. All of
his tentacles have already retrieved
back to
where they belong. Jackie gets up as she feels that Barricade is moving.
She gets off of him and stands
shivering from the morning cool air. Barricade
remembers
that her clothes are still inside of him. He transforms,
his
transformation
wakes Frenzy up. He sees Barricade in his car mode and Jackie
getting
inside. Thinking he is going off Frenzy runs inside of the open
car.
Jackie puts her clothes back on. They drive off , out
of the parking lot
and into
the main road.
The End?
Back to main page of writings written by me, Juci
That afternoon a man in a business
suit walks into the parking lot. He pulls
out his
keys from his back pockets to turn off the alarm of his car and open
the car
doors. As he reaches to his car he looks over and gasps. The car was
totaled.
The hood filled with scratches and dents. The back tires popped and
the rims
were un-recognizable.
The man: *screaming* WHO THE FUCK DID
THIS TO MY CAR!?