My Dog Lady

This is the story about a fantastic dog named Lady. She is a Golden Retriever. She just loves to play Frisbee. She also likes to hunt lizards and play with the laser pen.
Lady is an excellent Frisbee catcher. She runs at the speed of light and leaps high. Once she catches the Frisbee, she has to stop somehow. Lady flips over her feet. She always lands safely.
Lady is my little T-Rex. By that, I mean she likes to hunt lizards. The most rememorable example occurred when a lizard was on the couch in the porch. She bit off the lizard's lower half, ran through the doggy door, and then shook her head, ripping the lizard in half. Yuk!
She also has fun with my laser pen. She chases the red dot wherever I put it. Sometimes she even accidentally runs in to the wall! I just don't think Lady realizes it is a laser and not a bug!
That's the summary of my cool dog, Lady. Lady is an awesome, neat, smart dog! All she lives for is her favorite activities of Frisbee, lizard hunting, and playing with the laser pen.