No moving parts,
No batteries,
No monthly payments
and no fees;
Inflation proof, nontaxable,
In fact, It's quite relaxable;
It can't be stolen,
won't pollute,
One size fits all,
do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously
Relieves your tension
and your stress
Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression,
makes you beam,
And elevates your self-esteem
Your circulation it corrects
Without unpleasant
side effects.
It is, I think,
the perfect drug;
May I prescribe,
My friends...The hug!
(and of course, fully returnable!)
~ Henry Matthew Ward ~
