a fortune, with silver in their hair,
gold in their teeth, stones in their
kidneys, lead in their feet, and
gas in their stomachs.
a few changes have come into my
life. Frankly I have become quite a
frivolous old gal. I am seeing five
gentlemen every day. As soon as I
wake up, WILL POWER helps me get
out of bed. Then I go down the hall
and see JOHN.
and takes a lot of my time and
attention. When he leaves ARTHUR
RITIS shows up and stays the rest
of the day. He doesn't like to stay
in one place very long, so he takes
me from joint to joint.
tired and glad to relax with BEN GAY.
visit me the other day. He said at
my age, I should be thinking about
"the hereafter."
I told him, "oh I do, all the time! No
matter where I am....in the parlor,
upstairs, in the kitchen or down in
the basement....I ask myself,
"NOW, WHAT AM I HERE AFTER?"
Prune Juice Tonight!
(everything seems to be movin' just fine)
Isn't Wrinkled Or Drawn
My House Isn't Dirty
The Cobwebs Are Gone
My Garden Looks Lovely
And So Does My Lawn
I Think I Might Never
Put My GLASSES Back On!