What the Preacherman thinks.
- I am great.
- The bible is great.
- Watch the preacherman show every thursday at 10:30 PM Pacific Time on SCVTV Ch. 20
- I am wearing a toupee?
- I sure am in the mood for a Cherimoya...wait...I'd rather kill one.
- What is the next setting for my show going to be? Maybe Disneyland.
- Pineapples sure are groovy.
- Ow! Harrowing electronic weapon blast internally tearing an organ within me, the preacherman.
- That candle sure looks scrumptious.
- Tell visitors to go to preacherman.cjb.net, and spread the word.
- Wait, I'm too lazy to tell them.
- Actually, maybe I will.
- Eh...maybe later.
- No, I'll do it now.
- Just a minute.
- No, just a never!
- Mwahahahahahaha.
