| THE FRODO STORY!!! |
| Yay! Christina has finally given me permission to post this story that I wrote up on my website. It's kind of full of inside jokes (hehe) so don't be suprised if you get confused. ^_^ CHAPTER ONE One day the very talented X-tina was walking home from school. "Oh it's a beautiful day," she said to herself. Suddenly she heard her name being called. She turned around and saw that it was Frodo! He asked her if she would like a ride home and X-tina was too busy drooling to answer. He hit her on the head and she said yes (of course). They got back into Frodo's piece-of-junk-about-to-fall-apart-car and drove off. But they only drove a few meters before Frodo's car broke down and X-tina had to walk home anyways. She was almost home when Mighty Mouse pulled up in his fancy convertible. He asked her is she needed a ride and X-tina just laughed and told him he was 'so yesterday'. Mighty Mouse was so upset he spilled his cup of water as he started to drive again and his car ran into a telephone poll. X-tina just pointed and laughed and continued walking home. She was really close to being home when she saw Siobhan running towards her. She asked Siobhan why she was running and Siobhan said it was the dreaded army of old spandex-wearing badminton groupies! They screamed loudly, ran around the corner and hid behind a tree. "What should we do?" Siobhan asked X-tina. X-tina thought hard for a moment, and then she had an idea. She said they should go to the Ninja Castle of doom to ask Ninja-duck to help them. Siobhan disagreed completely pointing out that he didn't even know who she was. But X-tina said she had talked to him in one of her classes and he would help them if she agreed to never steal his seat in that class again. Siobhan didn't want to because she didn't want to think about him anymore, but the icky smell of the getting-closer army of old spandex wearing badminton groupies (AOOSWBG) made her finally agree it was the only way... CHAPTER 2 The Ninja Castle of doom wasnt really a castle, it was more of a mansion. X-tina screamed when she saw it because there were dog statues at the end of the driveway. Siobhan assured her they weren't real and quickly covered them up with some chopsticks. They walked up the ridiculously long driveway to the front door and knocked. They were suprised when they saw that Ninja-Duck himslef had come to the door! "Ninja-Duck!" they gasped. Ninja-Duck asked them why they had disturbed him from his Ninja-Duck sword training and X-tina and Siobhan quickly explained their situation. Ninja-Duck agreed to help them if X-tina promised to never steal his seat in their class agaiiin. X-tina was about to agree when they heard loud swishing noices coming from Ninja-Duck's backyard. "It's the arm of old spandex-wearing badminton groupies!" screamed Siobhan. Ninja-Duck got his famous Ninja-sword out and posed in his Ninja-swordfighting pose. But X-tina and Siobhan had already started running away so Ninja-Duck just ran out the front door with them. When they got to the end of the driveway, which took awhile, they saw Frodo waiting for them, perched inside his piece-of-junk-about-to-fall-apart car. "Get in!" he called and they all climbed into Frodo's piece-of-junk-about-to-fall-apart-car through holes in the roof. X-tina acted cool but her hands were suddenly ice cold. Siobhan looked back and saw that the AOOSWBGs were just starting to comer out of Ninja-Duck's front door. Frodo started driving away but they only drove a few meters before Frodo's car broke down and they all had to keep running anyways (leaving Frodo behind). CHAPTER 3 They ran around the corner and hid behind a bush. Ninja-Duck asked X-tina and Siobhan why the AOOSWBGs were chasing them. X-tina confessed it was because she haad killed all of their badminton birdies while rallying back and forth with Andrea and Siobhan. As they sat and pondered what to to, Andrea came running out of a nearby bush, and told them that the AOOSEBGs were trying to take over the world! Andrea also told them she knew how to stop them. X-tina asked how. "We must travel to the AOOSWBGs secreat lair," she replied. "There we can make them good again by throwing soccer balls at them!" So they got up and started walking to the AOOSWBGs secret lair, even though they didn't know where it was. They were almost there when Mighty Mouse pulled up in his new convertible. He asked X-tina if she wanted to go out for dinner. Siobhan started lipping off Mighty Mouse for only inviting X-tina, and X-tina told Mighty Mouse to "go spill some more water!" Mighty Mouse was so upset he started driving away, and ran into Frodo's piece-of-junk-about-to-fall-apart-car. Frodo was really upset at Mighty Mouse, because he had just gotten his piece-of-junk-about-to-fall-apart car working again, and now he couldn't ask X-tina if she neede a ride. Mighty Mouse was so angered that he stormed off around the corner. Andrea and X-tina just pointed and laughed, and they all continued walking. They were really almost there when the-cute-Australian-guy-from-badminton came running up to the,. Ninja-Duck quickly got his famous Ninja-Sword out and posed in his Ninja-Swordfighting pose. Andrea flicked him in the shoulder and Ninja-Duck fell over. "He's a good guy!" she said. The-cute-Australian-guy-from-badminton told them he knew where the AOOSWBGs secret lair was, and he take them there if Andrea promised not to slam the birdie at him so hard on Sundays. Andrea agreed, but she had her fingers crossed. CHAPTER 4!! Click here |