Did the title worry you?
Well, it isn't what you think. My workplace was giving away free samples of diapers, so I grabbed five packets of five diapers each, thinking I could give them to a friend whose baby is due in January.
When I got home I realized that they were toddler-sized diapers, which will not be useful for aforementioned friend for quite a while. Now I have a lot of diapers to give away- but no one who needs that particular size!
Some days are just weird like that. Days when you go around asking people if they know anyone with a 24-35 pound child needing diapers.