="A duck is like a grenade-if you pull its head off, it will explode in 5 seconds." -Master Emu
="Fuckit with a bucket" -Nathan Lane
="D'OH" -Homer Simpson
="Speise you're like a gnome!" -Every damn person to walk this earth describing me
="He just sits there and all of a sudden does a backflip over his chair." -A quote from Sara McElhenney describing me
="GOOSES IN MY HEAD!!!!!AHHHH!!!!" -Me tripping on Pop Rocks (No joke..Those little things r like drugs.)
="My addiction gives new meaning to gotta have my pops!" -Me describing my pop rocks adicition.
="Things that are gooey, can sometimes be squishy....they can also be sticky, or even both at the same time!" -A wonderful quote from Tom =D
="Your SOOOO lucky!!" -Tim after I headshot him in Counter-Strike
Note to Tim: That isn't luck that is skill, so go home and eat some fish sticks!!! |
