| Yes, as a matter of fact i do know Timothy Hawks. Who u ask is he? Timothy hawks is the crrrrrrraziest person u will ever meet. Tim actually came out as a squid when he was born. No joke! just ask him. his number is 888-648-8888. Timothy gradually turned into a human, but was ridiculed in k-3rd grade. Kids would always ask, "Hey whats that big thing sticking out of your pants?'' "One of my tentacles," Tim would answer. Then the kids would laugh cause they thought it was something else. Tim then decided he would work for willy wonka as an oompaloompa. But Tim was again ridiculed, this time by the oompaloompas. "You suck at singing and being a midget," they would say. Tim was heartbroken by this, and it took many years for him to pull himself together. He then decided to be the worlds largest toilet distributor. He named his business the "Timothy Hawks Fancy Defecate N' Go Toilets." In fact, Tim was so successfull in his toilet business that he retired just yesterday at the age of 14. Now the world all uses Timothy Hawks Fancy Defecate N' Go Toilets! Check your toilet the next time u defecate, you might be surprised! -MasterEmu |
