| About Speiseys...No Feces. |
| Age: 346 Gender: Male Species: Screaming Fluffy Camel. Interests: I like to play the drums. (Been playing for about 4 years.) I also like going to samuri lessons, hint hint see my backround. IQ: i dunno it off-hand, but I would say its in the area of smart. (No joke.) Home: Well, I live in the ghetto of Hawaii, which is by a huge volcano. Whenever it erupts, us "poor" ppl have to block the flow of lava from getting to the higher classes. WE KEEP ARGUING THAT THIS IS AGAINST THE HAWAIIAN CONSTITUTION, BUT NOOOOOOOOOO THE RICH PPL ALL HAVE SEATS IN THE HAWAIIAN PARLIAMENT!!!!! IM SICK OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!!!! |
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| LEZ KICK IT! -Radiskull and Devil Doll |
| FaVoRiTe Tv ShOw: THE SIMPSONS!!!! =) Computer games: SC, CS, and NOLF! Top 5 Favorite Comics: 1. Foxtrot 2. Calvin and Hobbes 3. Garfield 4. Get Fuzzy 5. Peanuts My Favorite Word: DOH! -Homer Simpson |
| days 'til my head explodes! |
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| LOOK LOOK!!! IT'S ME!!!!!!--------> |
| Here at Emu's Bonanza, we work hard to give you quality entertainment, and it has come to our attention that this site isn't entertaining enough. So, as a result, we have brought in a professional Fiddler Crab Inspector to help us improve the site. Check out the comments this part of the site got from the Fiddler Crab! |
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| I would definetely like to make some opening comments about the area. The background is genious. That samurai makes me laugh! Looks like he is about to be pulled over by a cop! HEHE! Too bad the color scheme is sucking. Gray and red? Ick-berries! Aw man, and that monkey flying around has GOT TO GO! |
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| WAHAHAHA! What is this I see? Nice title, loser! And that counter for when your head explodes seems to be counting up. Hmm. From this, if I may be so bold, I can deduce that your head will never explode. Work on your scripting ability, toenail cleaner! |
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| Ok, this is funny for the first 3 sections, but when you move on to interests it just starts to suck. You forget one thing! No one cares about you! They just want to see you in a smock and dancing around. |
| <--Hoo boy! This section is definetely the definition of octopus ick-berries. First of all, this is an outrage to Hawaiians. Humans aren't used as lava shields in Hawaii, only polo players are. Second of all, don't shorten people to ppl, that is just plain gay. The only live volcano I can see around here is Master Emu. Do you know what he is spewing? Poo. |
| Ugh! I wish I hadn't looked! Is that supposed to be you Master Emu? WAHAHAHA that is hilarious. It definetely shows your proficiency in MS-Paint! When did you grow rockin' sideburns by the way? |
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