A married man was asked to perform
his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity, Threat) Analysis.
He said his strength is his wife. His weakness
is neighbor�s wife. Opportunity comes when neighbor goes out. Threat comes when
he himself goes out.
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Why a man should not
marry???
Every man should get married some time; after
all, happiness is not the only thing in
life!!
--Anonymous
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not
fair that some men should be happier than
others.
--Oscar
Wilde
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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it
cheaper.
--Scottish
Proverb
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married
for two years.
--Sam
Kinison
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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your wife will give you for
free.
--Anonymous
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Men have a better time than women; for one
thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die
earlier.
--H. L.
Mencken
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"A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
- U2
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Marriage is a three-ring
circus:
--Engagement
ring
--Wedding
ring
--Suffering
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone
knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why?
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Love is blind but marriage is an
eye-opener.
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When a man opens the door of his car for his
wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the
wife.
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps
finding her way back.
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for
our anniversary?"
She said, "Somewhere I have never
been!"
I told her, "How about the
kitchen?"
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We always hold hands. If I let go, she
shops.
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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I
too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No,
jump in!"
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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he
refuses to ever get married.
He says, "The wedding rings look too much like
miniature handcuffs..."
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If your dog is barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, whom do you let in
first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up
after you let him in!
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"Marriage is a romantic story, in which
hero dies in the first
chapter".
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