-------------------NEW DEFINITIONS---------------------------
Etc :- A sign to make others believe that you
> know more than you actually do.
>
> Office :- A place where you can relax after
> your strenuous homelife.
>
> Ecstasy :- A feeling when you feel you are
> going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
>
> Committee :- Individuals who can do nothing
> individually and sit to decide that
> nothing can be done together.
>
>  Politician :- One who shakes your hand before
>  elections and your confidence after.
>
>  Smile :- A curve that can set a lot of things
>  straight.
>
>  Optimist :- A person who starts taking bath if
>  he accidentally falls into a river.
>
>  Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the
>  last letter in ZERO, instead of the
>  first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
>
>  Diplomat :- A person who tells you to go to
>  hell in such a way that you actually
>  look forward to the trip.
>
>  Classic :- A book which people praise, but do
>  not read.
>
>  Dictionary :- The only place where divorce
>  comes before marriage.
>
>  Miser :- A person who lives poor so that he can
>  die rich.
>
>  Divorce :- Future tense of marriage.
>
>  Marriage :- It's an agreement in which a man
>  loses his bachelor degree and woman
>  gains her master.
>
>  Father :- A banker provided by nature.
>
>  Rumor :- News that travels at the speed of
>  sound.
>
>  Criminal :- A guy no different from the rest of
>  us.except that he got caught.
>
>  Worry :- Interest paid on trouble before it falls
due.
>
>  Boss :- Someone who is early when you are late
>  and late when you are early.
>
>  Philosopher  :- A fool who torments himself
>  during life, to be spoken of  when dead.
>
>  Tears :- The hydraulic force by which masculine
>  power is defeated by feminine power.
>
>  Experience :- The name men give to their
>  mistakes.
>
>  Atom Bomb :- An invention to end all inventions.
>
>  Doctor :- A person who kills your ills by
>  pills, and then kills you with his bills.
>
>  Software Engineer :- One who is paid for
>  sending and receiving such junk mail









~UnDeRStaNdINg LiFE~

Why do we close our eyes when we sleep? When we cry? When we imagine? 
When
we kiss? This is because THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD IS 
UNSEEN.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird and when we find
someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them 
and
fall in mutual  weirdness and call it LOVE. There are things that we 
never
want to let go of, people we never want to leave behind, but keep in 
mind
that letting go isn't the end of the world, it's the beginning of a new
life. Happiness lies for those who cry, those who hurt, those who have
searched and those who have tried. For only they can appreciate the
importance of the people who have touched their lives.  A great love? 
It's
when you shed tears and still you care for him, it's when he ignores 
you
and still you long for him. It's when he begins to love another and yet 
you
still smile and say,"I'm happy for you." If love fails, set yourself 
free,
let your heart spread its wings and fly again. Remember you may find 
love
and lose it, but when love dies, you never have to die with it. The
strongest people are not those who always win but those who stand back 
up
when they fall. Somehow along the course of life, you learn about 
yourself
and realize there should never be regrets,  only a lifelong 
appreciation of
the choices you've made. A true friend understands when you say, I 
forgot,
waits forever when you say, just a minute, stays when you say leave me
alone, opens the door even before you knock and says can I come in? 
Loving
is not how you forget but how you forgive, not how you listen but how 
you
understand, not what you see but how you feel, and not how you let go 
but
how  you hold on. It's more dangerous to weep inwardly rather than
outwardly. Outward tears can be wiped away while secret tears scar 
forever.
In love, very rarely do we win but when love is true, even if you lose, 
you
still win just for having the tingle of loving someone more than you 
love
yourself. There comes a time when we have to stop loving someone not
because that person has stopped loving us but because we have found out
that they'd be happier if we  let go. It's best to wait for the one you
want than settle for one that's available. Best to wait for the one you
love than one who is around. Best to wait for the right one because 
life is
too short to waste on just someone.  Sometimes THE ONE YOU LOVE TURNS 
OUT
TO BE THE ONE WHO  HURTS YOU THE MOST, and sometimes the friend who 
takes
you into his arms and cries when you cry turns out to be the love you 
never
knew you wanted. If you really love someone, NEVER LET GO, don't 
believe
that letting go means that you love best, instead fight for your love,
that's what true love is.  Laugh to your heart's content; you cannot go
through  life without it. Duty is a matter of Mind but Commitment is a
matter of the Heart

