Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the
'loot-maar' software which he ordered. 
They reach Ramgad and start shouting: "Abe ho thakur. Baahar nikal. Kaha hai 
wo loot-maar software jo hamne order kiya tha".

Dhaniya,an old man comes out with a floppy in his hand. 
Kaalia - "Kya laye ho dhaniya" 
Dhaniya - "Financial Accounting software hai sarkar" 
Kaalia - "Suwar ke bacche. Ye bekar software hamare liye banaya aur woh 
loot - mar software kya apni beti ke baratiyon ke liye zip file mein chuppa 
rakha hai. Haraam zada."


Thakur comes out of his house with anger, saying "Chillao mat kaalia. Jaakar 
gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walo ne paagal kutton ke liye software 
banana bund kar diya hai"

Kaalia- "Bahut garmi dikha rahe ho thakur. Koi naye programmers hire kiye 
hain kya" 

Thakur - "Nazar utakar dekh Kaalia tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai".

Kaalia lifts his head. He sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one water
tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another water tank, punching the keys of a Laptop. 

Kaalia starts laughing and says "Haa Haa...Ye log programming karenge thakur.
Haa haa.. inko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate. Suno ramgad ke vasiyon, 
thakur ne hijdon ki software company banayi hai" 

Veeru shouts "Chup chap chala ja kaalia, ham log consultants hain, kuch bhi 
kar sakte hai" 

Jay hits some commands on his keyboard. Then says "Jao kaalia gabbar se kahna
ki uska server down ho gaya" 

Kaalia - "Jaata hoon thakur. Agar gabbar ko pata chala ki Thakur Software 
services walon ne uska loot - maar software nahin banaya to wo poore network 
mein virus daal dega" 

At the GABBAR's den.. 

GABBAR: "Kittnay bugs thay"? 
KALIA: "Do sarkaar" 
GABBAR: "Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar sake? Kya soch kay 
aaye thay? Gabbar bahut khus hoga. Naya assignment dega, kyoon? Iski saja 
milegi.. Barobar milegi!" 

[ Snatches an X terminal from Sambha] 
GABBAR: "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?" 
Sambha: "Chhay Sarkaar. "
GABBAR: "Session chhay aur programmer teen. Bahoot nainsaafi hai.

[logout.. logout.. logout...] 
Haan.. ab theek hai... Ab tera kyaa hoga kaalia"? 
KAALIA: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha sarkar"? 
GABBAR: " To aab documentation likh" !!! 
[LOGOUT.....] 