
                  THERE WAS THIS LITTLE BOY WHO, WHILE PASSING HIS PARENTS 
                  BEDROOM
                      LOOKED IN AND SAID, " AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO SLAP ME FOR
                      SUCKING MY THUMB!!!! "


                    
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                      HUSBAND TELLING HOUSE RULES TO HIS WIFE: I WILL EAT WHEN I 

                  WANT
                      TO EAT & COME HOME WHEN I WANT TO
                      WIFE: O.K.BUT THERE WILL BE SEX AT 7 PM WITH OR WITHOUT 
                  YOU.
                      O.K.



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                      GIRL: I'M LIKE A RADIO.MY MOUTH IS LIKE A SPEAKER, MY LEFT
                      BREAST IS LIKE A TUNER, AND MY RIGHT BREAST IS LIKE A 
                  VOLUME
                    CONTROL
                      MAN: (TOUCHING THE BREASTS) NO SOUND?
                      GIRL: YOU HAVE NOT PLUGGED IN!!!!!



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                      QUES: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWQEEN A PANTY AND A STAGE
                      CURTAIN?
                      ANS: WHEN YOU PULL DOWN THE STAGE CURTAIN THE SHOW IS
                      OVER BUT WHEN YOU PULL DOWN A PANTY, THE SHOW BEGINS!!!!!!



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                      TWO MEN GO TO A PROSTITUTE. FIRST MAN COMES OUT AND SAYS, 
                  "MY
                      WIFE IS BETTER".
                      THE SECOND ONE GOES IN, COMES OUT AND SAYS, "DEFINTELY YOUR
                      WIFE IS BETTER"



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                      A WOMAN AFTER GIVING BIRTH TO SIX BABIES, ON SEEING
                      HER HUSBAND GETS OUT OFF THE HOSPITAL BED AND SLAPS 
                  HIM.SHOUTING
                    AT HIM "I
                      TOLD YOU NOT TO GO DOGGY STYLE"



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                      AFTER SPENDING A NIGHT WITH JULIA ROBERTS, BILL GATES
                      SAYS HAPPILY " NOW I KNOW WHY PEOPLE CALL HER PRETTY WOMAN 

                  ".
                      JULIA SAYS UNHAPPILY "NOW I KNOW WHY HE IS MICROSOFT "



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                      WHY IS SEX WITH YOUR SPOUSE LIKE A CONVENIENCE STORE?
                      THERE'S NOT MUCH OF A VARIETY, BUT WHAT ELSE IS OPEN AT 3 
                  IN 
                  THE
                    MORNING!!!



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                      A NURSE WALKING THROUGH THE HOSPITAL WITH ONE BOOB HANGING 

                  OUT
                      OF HER UNIFORM.THE SR.DOC CAUGHT HER -- AND SAID -- THESE
                      WARD BOYS NEVER PUT BACK ANYTHING IN PLACE!!!!!



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                      ON THE DAY OF VIDAI, THE BRIDES FATHER HANDS A NOTE TO
                      THE GROOM, WHICH READ, "GOODS DELIVERED ONCE SHALL NOT BE 
                  TAKEN
                    BACK ".
                      GROOM TOO GAVE A NOTE TO THE GIRLS FATHER "GURANTEE VOIDS 
                  IF
                    SEAL IS
                    BROKEN
                      "



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                      QUES: WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF BI SEXUAL?
                      ANS: KABHI PUSSY ... KABHI BUM... TARA RA RUM PUM BUM


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                      Sex is like a card game...
                      if you don't have a good partner you better have a
                      good hand!


