Some embarrasing moments for women, check them in their own 
words.



Lady Golfer

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I 
was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing 
for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking 
gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. 
Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like 
playing with men's balls." Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI

Nuts about You

My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a 
variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy 
behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, 
I'm just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh 
hysterically, the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked 
away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. Faye 
Emerick, 34, Ellerslie, MD

Strip Mall

My husband and I took our three kids out shoe shopping one day. We 
were going from store to store, and the kids were getting 
restless. At one crowded store, I was standing near a bench when 
my 3-year-old climbed up on it, grabbed hold of my elastic-waist 
shorts, and jumped off pulling both my shorts and my underwear to 
the floor. I raced out of there, much to the delight of the 
appreciative onlookers. Patricia Lamond-Stocksick, 35, Lathrop, 
CA

Curl Up and Die

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow 
and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow 
job?" Melinda Lowe, 39, Seguin, TX

Pad, please!

An insurance man visited me at home to talk about our mortgage 
insurance. He was throwing a lot of facts and figures at me, and I 
wanted to follow as best I could, so I told my 6-year-old son to 
run and get me a pad. He came back and handed me a Kotex right in 
front of our guest. Kathy Newman, 46,Winston-Salem, NC

Ho, Ho, Ho

I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the 
bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a 
mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few 
shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included 
one with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative 
called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I 
take a closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked 
to discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my 
reflection in the mirror - wearing nothing but a camera! Name 
Withheld

Priceless

One of the funniest "most-embarrassing-moment" stories I've come 
upon in a long time was about a lady who picked up several items 
at a discount store. When she finally got up to the checker, she 
learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her 
embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out 
for all the store to hear, "PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, 
SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but somebody at the rear of the 
store apparently misunderstood the word "Tampax" for "THUMBTACKS." 
In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom. "DO 
YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND YOU 
POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?"

Mom's Advice

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of class was 
squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. 
She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite 
embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been 
circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go 
down to the principal's office. He was to phone his mother and ask 
her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his 
class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. 
She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk 
with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your 
Mom." she screamed. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I 
could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from 
school." Chris Vaught




