Let my membiz blast that, you fumble? oh well takpelah, KL hip-hop finest let me kick it in the rumah, tell me whats the padah? forget my salasilah, ku tak kalah when my peeps terasa gundah, save the last hurrah, not dat puitis over my hujah- Spit
cHAd^dX’s™ pure playaz'’ network body bumpin' wit TP home
Intro by cHAd EmcEe^dX
Hey, this is the lyrics for
Too Phat's debut album "Whutthadilly?". So, just bounce wit it first, the
"Plan B" 's was on the way after I send an eMail to Kim of Positive Tone
Lyrics of Whutthadilly?
Too Phat Baby (feat.
Ruffedge)
Acapella (Ruffedge)
Too phat, Ruffedge
All you've got Too Phat, Ruffedge yeah yeah
Too Phat...Too Phat baby
Too Phat...Too Phat baby
Verse 1 (Malique)
You see my pockets never held scrilla for realla
I usta freestyle for cheap thriller well that was nuttin' but a time killer
My time filler, 'cause rappin' made my mind chiller
Well back then who knew Nina was a 9 miler
I tried to figure out the slangs that I listen
and disregarded the gangs that was dissin'
I never asked 'em to bounce wit' me
But tell me why they always frontin' wit a frown wit me?
Was it because the beats and sounds I bumped to were different?
Or was it just the baggy fashion I flashed 'em?
Wore my cap pushed 45 degrees to the side
And let my pants sag braggin' how I'm kickin' it live
Been talkin' in slangs and always get dissed for that
But now I'm rockin' shows and always get kissed for that
It's strange now everybody wanna be my friend
Gurls change but I'm Malique the man from back then
Chorus (Ruffedge)
Too Phat...Too Phat
Too Phat baby
We don't rhyme for cheddar
We don't rhyme for fame
Too Phat...Too Phat
Too Phat baby
Keep your body bumpin'
With the sounds that we make
Verse 2 (Joe Flizzow)
ay by this time you know that I'm just too hot to handle
Makin flyer tunes wit' beats that be sampled
Bam...I hit you wit' the slow jam
Too Phat, Ruffedge man we cooler than the gang
Joe Flizzow I pack machismo
and stun a fly hizzoe when I grab the mic gizmo at a shizzow
Bef'zo huh, it was a crying shame
When I was yet a playa 'cause there was yet a game
See me 24/7 doin' the same old thangs
Me and my scandalous partners mackin' dumbest dames
But now in '99, only see me bawlin'
I stand tall cause I got sick of crawlin'
When all 'em cats wanna be a star
Fly skirts tryina ring me on my Nokia
Don't trip when I try to show your boo my bed
'Cause I'm Too Phat, baby...'nuff said
Chorus
Verse 3
ay ay ay ay guess what? (wuwut ?) I'm not a playa I just rap a lot
I brag a lot and hug alotta those that chat a lot
They say I pack alotta mack and always crap a lot
Yap and nag a lot so when I rap ay dont expect a lot
Piggedy pop pop I dare you to stop it huh, whenever I drop it huh
Hip-hop at the top, you label it pop, but still unable to knock it
Unable to block it, my rocket raps are harder to follow,
are harder to swallow, damn I got crazy skillz
Chorus
Bla, Bla (feat. Reefa)
Intro
(Yo mic checker 1, 2, 2-3 like Jordan
Gurlies who love us flashin' like Gordon
Some of them morons, who look like Gorgons
We scared of monsters, so beg your pardon)
what!
Verse 1
(Reefa)
Who wants to know who droppin' rhymes that you be pumpin'?
It'll be the undisputed king of hip-hoppin'
Droppin' some funky lyrics for all of the peeps here
To mark the return of the 'R' into the atmosphere
Now peep the flow as we bring up the pace a little bit higher
The home team Joe and Mista Malique bringin' an extra playa
to face ya, amaze ya wit the style and grace ya
Makin' ya stop to think and say... Malaysia kalakimasuka?
But check it, all the intensity from there to be
be runnin' roun in your memory the legacy that's comin' up to be
number 1, 2, 3 in the industry but then you see
i
t's clear to me hip H-O-P ain't
priority but y'all cant see
(Can i get a what what?)
(Malique)
Skoo that ,you know Malique ain't the type to be do that
Never gotta be beggin' to woo cats
My style is makin' 'em hoo' rats hollerin' who dat? who dat coo cat?
the one who be doin' your boo wet
My duet ain't never get boo'd at
It's true that I'm makin' a rule that anybody battle me gonna get blue black
Chorus
We the type of people who like to bla, bla, huh
We the type of people who like to bla, bla
We the type of people who like to bla, bla, huh
We the type of people who bla bla bla, bla
We the type of people who like to bla, bla, huh
We the type of people who like to bla, bla
We the type of people who like to bla, bla, huh
Just grab the microphone and go bla, bla, bla, bla,
Verse 2
(Joe flizzow)
Now your stop babblin', see you fools be stutterin' jabberin'
Your flow be fumblin' staggerin' while my travellin like javellin'
It's funny seein' y'all scatterin' at first y'all wanna be battlin
(Malique) ay Joe, please stop the batterin'..aight?
(old skool) Check it boy one time for your mind
as I take you back to the old skool
You gotta know your roots dont act a fool
because that is the perfect tool
(Joe Flizzow)
My flow be levitatin' yours be hesitatin'
I rock amazin' blazin' while your phrasin' constipatin'
You frontin' when you nuttin' ain't that some'n little punk?
You yappin' and you braggin' while you rappin like you drunk
You lookin' like a chump kid in your baggy gear
Tryina hit on Nadia, her sista and Alia
and when you see me near, you screamin' mama mia
So see ya when I see ya and I wouldn't wanna be ya
Chorus
Verse 3
(Reefa)
Anybody wanna step to this come along and just clap to this
Master this, pasteurs to the methodist, throwin up fast to burn yourself like
acid is
Blasphemous, wanna be Too Phat wanna be B.I.G like Notorious
Wanna rock the house like Morpheus, another one bites to dust
Like angel dust, without a fuss, pick another microphone and start to bust
Get on the bus and bounce wit' us 'cause all the rest get burnt to dust, cuz'
(We the type of people who like to bla, bla but still
make the honeys go goo goo ga ga)
(Malique)
Now check my rocket flows I addict you like a pack of those
sticks made outta paper that wrapped over tabacco
but they kinda make you broke and po' but smoke it mo'
Wit' lips that are gifted, spit flows that are wicked
More tricks get addicted, more chick chicks wanna get wit'
Malique lickin' all em criticts, huh
I'm makin' 'em sound proper
So people can bounce bounce tah
They jumpin' around round tah
Now who be the playa? duh...
Huh, I heard your raps ain't about a damn thang
Like chicken wings and onion rings in Burger King y'all numsayin'
It's all a shame, y'all sold the game, y'all sellouts better stop hollerin'
Stop modellin', go grab some powder, perfume and some deadorant
We botherin'? But you gotta get it harder man
Well, oh yeah one thang, wanna beg your pardon man
Last night when the party end, didn't know your boo got a man
(Mista Malique he likes to bla, bla
Joe Flizzow he loves to bla, bla
That kid Reefa he always bla, bla
Phat Family we bla, bla, bla, bla)
Chorus
Malique
(Yo yo whut tha deal baybeh, it's Malique from Too Phat
just chillin' in the studio wit' my partner Joe Flizzow
and my partner Reefa, I see my man G-soul sittin' over there
wit' the groove, you know we keepin' it smoove, yo we out.)
Outro
(mic wrecker 5,6-7 eleven
gurlies who hate us can go to heaven)
Lil' Fingaz^ (feat. Damien of Soulstreet)
Verse 1 (Malique)
Some people like to say hello, some people say whuttup
Some people like to playa hate but I just shuttup
'cause I've had enough of share of nonsense from him and him
that I just dont give a heck like I was Eminem
It's feminine to playa hate and plus it's all a sin
You talkin' bad behind in front you actin' innocent
These foul men should get slapped at like tamborines
but I just smile clap clap and never give a damn
'cause I'm the man inclined to pretty gurls and pretty thangs
You just a playa rookie thinkin' that you veteran
You carry two celly phones but they never ring
No women wanna call in because you're boring
You're such a bore black, but you think you all that
It's all fact, where they all at and you stroll at, you get sworn at
A born mackadamian he would never hate another figure
Well even if you did keko, I'ma see you later
Chorus
Chitty bang bang chitty bang bang
Throw your lil' fingaz up in the air and
Shake your derriere and start dancin'
Just do your thang and swang swang
Have you got your lil'fingaz in the air? say
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Now wave 'em around like you just don't care
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Verse 2 (Joe Flizzow)
No punctuation in your conversation
Skip your playa hation I'm the latest sensation to hit 'em radio stations
From the underground town biggedy bow down
Jiggedy Joe done did it again, what now clown?
Whuttup keko check your seiko you hear my echo
You know you know what time it is, it's time to checka
I'm flowing the phattest.. .mmm... maddest... mmm I'm the baddest
Check my status flow splatters is all that matters
Whatever the deal is, tell me you feel this
Malique and Joe we come correct in this b'nez
You dont amaze me wit' your brand new Proton
Your pockets cheesy nah that dont make you the don
So stop laughin' at me like I was a hooligan
'fo my lil' finga make you won't do it again
If you ain't with me now where the heck you been
I pack 'em skillz for real and blow up the scene
Chorus
Verse 3 (Malique)
Aiyo I met a big booty-babaloola baby bubba gurlie
She cooler than a water cooler hair was semi-curly
Her name was Shirley, a look-a-like of Liz Hurley
She early 20's and spoke Malay poorly
What the heck aiyo we coversated well in English
She half Swiss and got more money Martina Hingis
Yeah I made her my shorty like Simon Birch
and realized it ain't worth to flirt wit' other skirts
One day I had to go studio
I called Joe he was sick so it was cool tho'
I told my gurlie Shirley see your here tomorrow
and here some Tupac for you to borrow
But that night aiyo I split kinda early
Something was itchy so I dropped by at Shirley's
But guess what as I twist open the do' knob
I saw pretty lady flippin' Joe well oh God!
Get out in the count of ten, this figure done did it again
Why should I go bang bang like biggedy bang
(Whatcha do about the misdemeanour)
I just smiled, 'cause I don't really give a
Bo-M.O.-h~ (feat. Lady Dee)
Acapella intro (Lady Dee)
Orang laut pulang ke laut
Orang darat pulang ke darat
Aku tahu asal usulmu
Lagu ini kupersembahkan
Verse 1 (Malique)
Aiyo gurl that's cool
Check this out right here now..see
Throughout this while we have been keepin' it on the d-low
Steadily watchin' you from the underground land below
Like Skee-Lo, I wish y'all would change but I was wrong
Everything Ranges wadn't nothing but just a song sung
You wrong son, when you thinkin' that fanbase has grown son
Lonesome, where your friends and fans now? They gone son
Y'all worsened, damn that award ain't in the right hands
If you rapped as well as your beat rocks, it'll be aight then
Aight man? everybody know ain't nothing real
Check the CD cover wit' the classic clown appeal
and still it kinda beats me how you got that record deal
Wit' no skills, why you tryin so hard to B-Real?
Y'all say yall king? a'ah, ain't even listenin'
Y'all say yall reign? a'ah, ain't even drizzlin'
So skoo that rap Kojak, claimin' to be (ha ha ha)
Comin' in late for shows sillily claimin' that they hectic
and now that I'm gon' attack? (whatcha gonna do?)
You just gon' sit there or rat tat tat? (whatcha gonna do?)
So quit be hollering that y'all the king of hip-hop
and if you down with (scratches) you too can sick ma duck
Chorus 2x
Orang laut pulang ke laut
Orang darat pulang ke darat
Aku tahu asal usulmu
Lagu ini kupersembahkan
(whatcha gon' do? a ah a ah ah
whatcha gon' do? a ah a ah ah
wathcha gon' do? a ah a ah ah
watcha gon' do when we come for you, ha?!)
Verse 2 (Joe Flizzow)
Now you frontin' wit' your smiles and your fake hellos
Behind my back you talkin' ish dissin' my flows
Aiyo, we were still keepin' our heads keepin' our cool
til' that wicked interview now, hear me fool?
You claimin' to be the only one not givin' props to others
and still you having the gutts to call them players your brother
Don't even bother, now tell me where you at
Here's a flying kiss comin from Too Phat
Be prepared, verbal Armageddon's 'bout to happen
I pack more ammunition than y'all wack competition
Now listen, when you shoot your raps y'all be missin'
Busy wit' some other peoples chicks, tryina kiss 'em
Damn, at first you brought some hope into the game
Now it ain't the same, probably fame got you lame
Chorus
Break (Sri Jimbit Dikir United)
Kalah menang adat bertanding
Kalau kalah janganlah runsing
Jangan marah bila disindir
Kalau melawan nanti tersingkir
Kalah menang adat bertanding
Kalau kalau janganlah runsing
Jaga-jaga bila berkata
Sebab mulut badan binasa
Chorus
Outro (Malique and Joe Flizzow)
Yeah yeah it's about time
Y'all should have seen this comin'
You know we not alone up in this
Got the whole family behind our backs, nahmean?
Illegal...tight
G-Soul...tight
Lady Dee, Mo Swang, my people..tight
Yeah and all the crazy kekos in Phat Cat,
the illest homeboys from Da Joint, Naughty Max... we all tight,
nahmean?
Yeah and mad love to everybody in the underground scene
Helium Family, Phat Family, keepin it tight for 2 G
Peace and we outtie...
I Like You Now (feat. Phat Tim)
Verse 1 (Malique)
They call me casanova, shorty the romeo
I'm makin' the gurlies scream and squirm in they pantihose
and munchin' Oreos smilin' frontin' my dimples
I'm gettin' the fly gurls and leavin' they boyfriends scratchin' temples
Yea yea but back in school I was a nerd
I read encyclopedias and kinda knew every word
I couldn't get no gurls 'cause I wore thick spectacles
and after school bullies wanted to kicked my test***es
See, well I was small and kinda sissy
The only gurl that wanted to kiss me looked like by Missy
and everybody dissed even this gurl I had a crush wit'
A rich chick wit big ***s that makes y'all wanna touch it
and chew it she got a face like Jennifer Hewwit
and everytime shed passed by the guys would go like "peeewit"
Well losers nerds and geeks they needed love too
So I met her and said "can you be my boo boo?
prom's around the corner I kinda need a date
and if you said yes a world of difference it would make"
She laughed and said, "hey shorty see my lips? read it
Look at me..now look at you nerd...beat it!"
Case closed last week I met her at the mall
She like, "hey, 'member you asked me to the ball when we were small?"
I said, "yeah yeah yea you usta diss me as a child"
"alaaa now you too phat of course I like you now!"
Chorus
hey I like you now
I swear I like you now
I usta diss you back then
but hey I like you now (4x)
dont you know how much I like you
dont you know how much I like you now?(2x)
Verse 2 (Malique)
ay ay remember Big Barry?...the one who dated Kelly?
and everyday after skool he'd kick me in the belly?
and bullied everybody the father was a wrestler
He took advantage of that and even wacked the headmaster
But passed every semester cause all teachers feared
When we had no p***c hair this kid already grew a beard
A weird mother*****r always tryina make me cry
He'd give me a flyin' kick everytime I pass by
and broke my friggin' glasses 26 times that year
He'd stomp me after class while other kids would cheer
I'd walk home dyin' cryin' lyin' to mommy
"Don't you let that bully kick your tummy gain you lil' dummy,
Lil' Poopsy it's about time you fought back," she said
"Not with your fists but with those words up in your head!"
So the next time when Barry swung and started hittin'
I started bustin freestyle flows and kept spittin'
encyclopedic words and I couldnt seem to quit it
I left him shivering, quivering the man shitted
"Hey excretory opening of the alimentary canal!"
That's longy for a**hole, but he couldn't tell
So he ran and didn't see his face the rest of the semester
The last thing I heard he became a hairdresser
At the last show I heard some peeps be yellin' my name loud
and at the front row was Barry screamin' "hey I like you now!"
Chorus
Verse 3 (Joe Flizzow)
See I was at the club chillin' with my boys
Talking about them gurlies and 'em snazzy gurlie toys
Some were crackin' jokes, some were shootin pool
When in walked an angel and kinda blocked my view, damn
She's so fine designed one helluva kind
I thought of a line 'cause I knew I had to make her mine
So I stepped up and let her soak up my aroma
"Gurl where your folks at? I need thank your momma
I'm J Maguire can I manage you tonight?
and hit my crib so we can start a pillow fight..."
She took a look and brushed my hand off her hip
"hey Joe you silly fool go wipe that drool off your lip
I'm Amber, remember? We went to school together
but back then I was fatter and you called me cookie monster
I took Tummytrim now like what you see?
But I'll never forgive all the nasty things you said to me"
She spun around and left me standing like lamp post
Damn I got played by the one I wanted most
I couldn't believe this goddess used to be a cow
I never thought I'd say this but hell yeah I like her now :(
Goin' Crazy
Verse 1 (Joe)
Paranoid when my mind is playin games
At night I can't sleep somebody callin' my name
Soft, mild and husky rather familiar
Neither my homeboys or nor was it my neighbor
Outside it was smoggy dark as hell
Who dare to walk the streets better know how to yell, so
I cover myself deep under the sheets
Visions of Freddie keep wakin' me from sleep
Goddamn there he was smilin', candle in his hand
This wasn't Jason, Freddie or Mr. Candyman
Hold up, how could this all be real?
An imaginary friend from my childhood years
Now tell me, did he come back to seek his revenge
After I pushed him off the roof when we was ten
Blood splattered, alone in the corner
One blink he there the next blink he gone aaaa
Under my bed I keep a king size chainsaw
Just incase he reappeared I'd rip his brains off
If he a ghost then he better be swayze
Hallucinations are drivin' me crazy
Chorus
I'm goin' crazy I'm goin' crazy
things around me are driving me crazy
I'm goin' crazy I'm goin' crazy
things around me are driving me crazy now
I'm goin' crazy I'm goin' crazy
things around me are driving me crazy
I'm goin' crazy I'm goin' crazy
things around me are driving me crazy now
Verse 2 (Malique)
Last year I usta date this girl her name was Carrie
But the way we broke up was hella scary
It all started one night she caught me cheatiní
Doiní her best friend on the table in the kitchen
Shorty grabbed a knife and tried to stab me,
smack me but never before she even slapped me
The struggle lasted five minutes or more
Then there was blood all over and shorty hit the floor
I never thought that it would end in such mess
I never though I'd stick a knife in her chest
May the Lord forgimme 'cause it was all accidental
But tell me why it keeps playin' in my mental
Damn, my brain is stained with pain from the horror
Tell me whether I can do something for her
Mourn her, cry till my eyesight is hazy
Iím losiní it, I think im goin crazy
Chorus
Verse 3 (Joe)
I hear voices tellin me to give up my soul
(Is it a dream?) your worst nightmare threefold
Itís the one you only get to see in the movies
You gotta wake up twice before the punk leaves
Both side of my brains is goin flip flop
I stabbed my girl and pushed a friend from the rooftop
Never thought that conscience would be my killer
Twist of fate, now patience my coffin sealer
I wish I had dementia, amnesia
At night I pump myself with caffein and nikotena
Well is it worth the pain,goin insane
And when I thought I was safe itís night again
What should I do should to end all this misery?
well if I died I could be dreaminí for eternity
I think I've had enough, my mind is bothered
I hear that voice again now it's decided
Jezzebelle~ (feat. Innuendo)
Chorus (Innuendo)
Jezzebelle I knew her well
Took one look at once I fell
Love so deep and now she's trippin'
Gave me joy you can't believe in
Jezzebelle come stay a while
Captivate me with your smile
Held you once I paid the price
and all the love were just illusions
Verse 1 (Malique)
yaw check, she got the face you only get to see on TV
Style and grace and voice you only hear on CD's
She be dope ass, mo' or less like Lopez
More mass than the pope has and more cash than the Coke gas
I called her boo boo she called me boo too
It was too coo' to be true when I see boo in her see thru I be kookoo
now we coo', we lovey dovey, she huggy huggy
I rubby rubby her like a chubby hubby
I called her muffins, yeah she called me sweet potato pie
She always made me high so called her chocolate tah
With mushy nicknames everyday after lunch
She called me lusty big dip, I called her libido crunch
and I would walk her back home everyday from skool
Hold her hands real tightly cause she thought it was coo'
At times I let her walk first so I can peep at her behind
Lickin' my lips thank god that it was mine
She so fine I treat her so kind 'cause i was so blind
until I caught her fuckin' wit' this old man from Oman
Oh my, it sure was sucky but I was lucky
to be Malique, who got more chicks than Kentucky
Verse 2
Jezzebelle, verse 2
(Malique voice from bla bla:
I usta have a chica who liked to bla, bla
Her name was JaJa size C cup bra, bra
Her mom Portugese her dad was Baba
The hon' love to tease and call me DaDa)
(Joe Flizzow)
Now, this honey Jazzy got me up in a fix
Got me sprung with her tongue, got me up in a mix
Wit' the sexy mad switch in her crazy tight denims
Guys fantasize all wishin' that they were in 'em
But that was back then, now suga be gone
And you gotta be mad thinkin' I be alone
I got more tricks on deez more than you can believe
You see Monica come after Monifa leave, uh
You know my steez ain't no need to say please
Pimp Poppa Joe clockin' hoes wit' ease
Still... I miss my boo and I don't understand
I be searchin' high and low for a honey who can complete me
Chorus
Bridge (Sam)
Never gonna find true love
oh my baby, gotta let it go...
Baby can't you see that you're hurtin' me
no reason to leaveeee...
Verse 3
(Malique)
Will I ever get to meet the gurl of my dreams?
Black, white, brown, red maybe light green?
I love shortys in dem skirties or them Pepe Jeans
Share the same ice cream lick her lippy clean
Well if I wanna hit a shorty then it best be those
Wit' the fancy hairdos and the flashy clothes
Standin' in the phone booth wit' a classy pose
Only god knows boo be a Jazzy hoe
(Joe Flizzow)
I got mo' love than riches
Low love for snitches
No love for hoodrat, tricks hoes or bitches
No love for hoes who pose and blow kisses
You gotta make some switches
Chorus
Skoo The Nonsense^ (feat. Naughtius Maximus, First Borne Troopz, G from da
Joint and dJ T-Bone)
VERSE 1
(mista rem)
huh, would i just be comin at you wit this brand new millenium track
uh, hangin out wit the homies from this clique called too phat, just....
chillin wit the homies all the way, at the back where is my bottle of cognac?
we're comin at you
wit you this brand new mode of attack
(spit)
let my membiz blast that, you fumble? oh well takpelah
KL hip-hop finest let me kick it in the rumah
tell me whats the padah? forget my salasilah
ku tak kalah when my peeps terasa gundah
save the last hurrah, not dat puitis over my hujah
poyo can blah wit non-sensical bla bla
never miss when i diss sampai mati pun tak sudah
MVP never never gelabah
(mista rem)
naah, never gelabah, mati pun tak sudah
you know you'll be like, ooo kenapa dia tu banyak la gila?
would he have been some sorta freakin tamil tiger?
or he be some tactical military type of guerilla?
now i be comin wit the plutonium
i got this big fat shield made outta titanium
now youll be, joe, protect me from the galactic bear, yogi b...hahai :P
chorus
mama se mama sa mama makusa 8x
verse 2 (malique)
jelo jelo check this now
ichi ni sang yong gok loku nana
grab the mic device and make the crowd go bananas
here to sana, ghana to mana-mana
they call me Slique the mista smoother than santana
hana, my gurlie, she always gettin jealous
after shows gurlies, they wanna rub my pelvis
like elvis, presley, chicks tryina impress me
shakin giant tits thats more bigger than they ass be
call me grand dada so imma call 'em cucu
clockin boos from pudu to honolulu
hoo hoo ha ha, nana goo goo ga ga
im the type of keko thatll call a boo muchacha
the 5 foot sixer, mister kisser
explore your sister like alta vista
(mista rem: but you rappin mushy rhymes?) yeah, the honeys love it
the gurlies buy the cd's, the boys dubb it
chorus
verse 3 (fiquetion of fbt)
It was just a dream /but now this all star cast is a team
Skooin others nonsense presently is our scheme / don't even consider it
Returnin replies to this theme / Cant you understand?
Ami Chotto kay onek posondho koree and
Ak thappor mere shoja korbo
Unless u cut that act out or I'll react with a bo-mo-h / Oh no!!
You cry out loud but its too late
I skooed up your system cuz you sayd ish that don't relate
Nothing's impossible heres subliminal messages
Peoples feelin threatened / We blitzkriegin passages
And pathways that spells out the word "keluar disini"
But I suggest you pull out from the picture do you dig me?
(malique: no prolem joe say what you gotta say)
(joe flizzow)
leng chai leng lui kor lei yat chan
lei tei mo to ngo so
lei tei chi to ngo hai pin kor
mo kom kam tor fai wa
sek mo chow fai tit sau seng
chorus
verse 3
(joe flizzow)
skoo the nonsense i pierce to your ears like brosnan
demanding cheers from peers while you gunnin endorsements
buggin enforcements wit my lyrical offence
be potent , joe flizzow never forgotten
remain in your brain like a corpse in a coffin
extortin respect from your tricks who be talkin nonsense
drop three verses i reply wit one sentence, hah
now you seekin repentence
(mizznina)
i came to spread my love to all the fam across the world
reach out to you touch the hearts of all the boys and gurls
first borne, fiquetional and im the super gal
like sexin emcees like i was searchin for pearls
high status emceein, givin mischievous muscle those
i be beatin cause you cheatin
stealin immortal styles of rhymes cant create a sentence
thats an educational crime
(g from da joint)
me no maximilian me nor jamaican
rudeboy g ruffnecka stallion
me no maximilian me nor jamaican
rudeboy g kl stallion
(?) activist of the lyrical extrimist
riggedy ruffa stallion of the logical mist
mana, champion of the emcee fest
poppa ragga muffin combination too phat clique ya
My, My, My (feat. Haze and Sam of Innuendo)
Intro
Put on your red dress
And slip on your high heels
And some of that sweet perfume
It surely smells good on you
My, My, My, My, My
You sure look...
My, My, My, My, My
You sure look...
Verse 1 (Joe Flizzow)
Boo I see you smiling that look in your eyes tells me you wanna get freaky
No time for frontin' drop your robe and jump in the jaccuzi
We could be watching a movie, eating chinese or whateva eva..
My main concern is what goes on in the bedroom later
Now do me a fvaour close your eyes while I turn off the lights
I got candles, Moet to make sure that you be treated right uh...
I'ma rub ya back nibble ya ears be whisperin nothins
I can't believe my, my my that that this be happening
Now can you fell my touch, Am i talkin to much
Lickin chocolate fudge off ya belly while you in my clucth
Now can i hit that, Boo just kick back
Big Joe's by ya side huh..you best believe that
Chorus
My, My, My, My ,My, My, My
You sure look good tonight
You're so damn fine, I wanna say
My, My, My, My ,My, My, My
You sure look good tonight
After all this time
Verse 2 (Malique)
Knick knack paddywack now give this dawg a bone
I love it when you call me tellin' me you home alone
I love your dirty talkin' on the telephone
and when you kick it off it kinda get me blown
My chrome has grown, I gotsta roam
And when I bless your home you better be alone boo
Red dress, wear less, bare chest I guess be the best dress
oh yes, I stress no less your mass be the best
I make you wanna go "ugh ugh" like your name P
Never say no you know how the game be
Rock you then bye baby see ya maybe
and never call me when you five wit' my baby
Oh chill, I'm playin hold still I'm sayin'
all this so plain so quit delayin'
your games and all wanna play me like you shame and all
I couldn't tame and all but if you dont know ask your friends and all
one night stands and all, skoo they mans and all, who got stamina?
Chorus
Whutthadilly? (Too Ill Mix)~
Chorus
Whut tha dilly, what?
Whut tha dilly, what?
Whut tha dilly, what?
Whut tha dilly silly Billy what the dilly really what?
Verse 1 (Malique)
Aiyo silly...you the king of rap now really?
But still I'll snatch your crizzown eventually
You say wassappenin' i scream back, yo whut that dilly?
Me and Joe just the two of us like Big Willy
We be really silly, corny, funny and naughty
Special shout out to Lil' Boogie and Booboo Shorty
Crack a forty now while I'ma tell a story
Metaphoric exposatory allegories
Derogatory or maybe I can make it mushy
Moshi moshi baby come and hoochie koochie wit' me
Boogie woogie wit me groove wit' no commotion
My rap styles will make honies move like locomotion
Your boyfriend say that rappers one helluva fella
Makin' my gurlie spin like a helicopter propeller
Too Phat my rhymes need a liposuction
Malique and Joe now you can skip the introduction
Chorus 2x
(Malique)
Attention, attention can i have your attention please
wack emcees drop to your knees
Sit back and learn how to make the ladies scream
I reign supreme like prince naseem nahmean?
Verse 2 (Joe Flizzow)
Whut tha dilly? eat jelly play witcha belly
Booboo feelin lonely? call me on my celly
Baby we can disco, coffee in a bistro
Maybe catch a plane and we go honeymoon in frisco
(Jiggedy Jizzoe wit' tha flizzow) yeah, I usta grow an afro
'till all the honeys said, ah man I hatecha hair bro!
So now I'm baldy, be hunky and funky
Rockin' microphones and makin' people jumpin' monkeys
Jungle junkies, baboons, orang utans
Your style goes mine comes like a boomerang
(so you say you keepin it real? ) nah, I'm just keepin it right
You claimin' hardcore soundin' like a transvestite
Wannabe gangsta rapper cause you got the gore
but can't even say, she sells seashells by the seashore
So what the beef for? playa? now whacha got?
Just grab the mic and make it ha hot ha ha hot
Break
Verse 3 (Malique)
ay baby bubba, wanna get down wit' a hip hopper?
Your momma calls me son but you can call me poppa
Baby bite a BK Whopper booboo bop your head and stuff
and when you crack and wreck your neck you know had enough
Wiggedy what the diggedy dilly what the diggey dilly what?
You actin' siggedy silly I'll give you a coco butt
What the heck? cut the crap, lemme rock the discotheque
Now pick a cute kitty cat i chiggedy chat her on a bet
(who supercalifragilistic?) yeah, now you know it's me
and everybody in the party wanna get wit' me
'cause I'm the illest, baddest disco voodoo dadda
and if you wanna bust a move then booboo make it proper
I'ma play Big Poppa lets BS and party
Like LSG your body over my body, you hottie
Now shake what your momma gave you wit' full stamina
Even if it's fake girl, just shake 'em like Pamela
Chorus
Give It Up (feat. Liyana)
verse 1(MALIQUE)
aiyo gurl this tune here is umm,a dedication
you say my macks wack im chill im still patient
you always alone strolls are solitary
you stand out and look crazy deboinary
stompin your Tim boots,baby ts big jeans and all
walkin so fast like you got mad stamina
i try to slow you down when you come around
feel like a clown when you smile gimme no sound
fly style and profile like a goddess
even the freaks admit that you tha hottest
thats why i creep like t-boz,left eye and chilli
straight up and down baby gurl whats the real dilly?
do respond no intention to petrify
why complicate something when you can simplify
now start talkin then imma stop hawkin
give it up,grab my hand and keep walkin
CHORUS(LIYANA&DAMIEN)
its about time that you quit quit now
recognize game and give it up
its about time that you quit quit now
recognize game and give it up
verse 2(JOE)
aiyo my potna in rhyme skip all the nickle and dimes
skirts nowadays concerned with dolla signs
see a phat rizide,tryina wink an ezye
parlay punany swaying like dolomizite
(joe we might be broke but still got them panties soaked
playa haters provoke,choke and get smoked)
loc enuf spoke now sip a coke and take note
it may sound funny but it aint no joke
i usta float the love boat with this gurl boo
but now she steady frontin cold like igloo
aiyo baby boo i just wanna be with you
i want you to stick to me like supa dupa glue
got my own boo but goddamn i want you too
yohoo biggedy booboo lemme shoo dem foos with ma moo moo kung fu
not to wong fu but a princess whos always on my mind
give it up gurl...we runnin outta time
CHORUS
verse 3(MALIQUE)
i heard alotta dem figures(niggaz) is snitches(bitches) too
so imma tell a story bout this kid i knew
congratulations dogg on the PhD
now your specialty is playa hatin me
you be shakin my hand malique potna wassup witchoo?
but when im gone you be dissin my crew
yappin dem boos,malique is kinda bad for you health
he only wants your pearl tongue and planna lick all your wealth
the playa wanna mash,but aint really finesse...huh?
he wanna mess,caress and undress
nevertheless you stress he puff grass so best pass
before he crash your flesh and plan a cash dash
god bless,yeah all the best dogg,but whacha lie fo?
your fly clothes aint attractin no fly gurls?
you like her?she want me,im sorry its too late
now blow me a kiss why must you playa hate?
oh wait,before i forget i best start tellin
that doggs like you will neva make it to heaven
so give it up snitch.... thats rite and give it up now
its all good but you still wanna play foul?
CHORUS
Whutthadilly (Original Mix)~
Intro
Too Phat...we comin' out like that
'99 it's on
Word is bond
Verse 1 (Malique)
Aiyo silly...you the king of rap now really?
But still I'll snatch your crizzown eventually
You say wassappenin' i scream back, yo whut that dilly?
Me and Joe just the two of us like Big Willy
We be really silly, corny, funny and naughty
Special shout out to Lil' Oogie and Booboo Shorty
Crack a forty now while I'ma tell a story
Metaphoric exposatory allegories
Derogatory or maybe I can make it mushy
Moshi moshi baby come and hoochie koochie wit' me
Boogie woogie wit me groove wit' no commotion
My rap styles will make honeyss move like locomotion
Your boyfriend say that rappers one helluva fella
Makin' my gurlie spin like a helicopter propeller
Too Phat my rhymes need a liposuction
Malique and Joe now you can skip the introduction
Chorus
Whut tha dilly whut?...tell 'em what we all about
Whut tha dilly whut?...gotta show 'em what we got
Whut tha dilly whut?...hip hip-hop you dont stop
Whut tha dilly silly Billy whut tha dilly really what?
Whut tha dilly whut?...tell 'em what we all about
Whut tha dilly whut?...gotta show 'em what we got
Whut tha dilly whut?...Joe and Malique you dont stop
Whut tha dilly silly Billy whut tha dilly really what?
(Malique)
Attention, attention can I have your attention please
wack emcees drop to your knees
Sit back and learn how to make the ladies scream
I reign supreme like prince naseem nahmean?
Verse 2 (Joe Flizzow)
Whut tha dilly? eat jelly play witcha belly
Booboo feelin lonely? call me on my celly
We can go to disco, coffee in a bistro
Maybe catch a plane and we go honeymoon in Frisco
(Jiggedy Jizzoe wit' tha flizzow) yeah, I usta grow an afro
'till all the gurlies said, ah man I hatecha hair bro!
So now I'm baldy, be hunky and funky
Rockin' microphones and makin' people jumpin' monkeys
Jungle junkies, baboons, orang utans
Your style goes mine comes like a boomerang
(so you say you keepin it real?) nah, I'm just keepin it right
You claimin' hardcore soundin' like a transvestite
Wannabe gangsta rapper cause you got the gore
but can't even say, she sells seashells by the seashore
So what the beef for? playa? now whacha got?
Just grab the mic and make it ha hot ha ha hot
CHORUS
Verse 3 (Malique)
ay baby bubba, wanna get down wit' a hip hopper?
Your momma calls me son but you can call me poppa
Baby bite a BK Whopper booboo bop your head and stuff
and when you crack and wreck your neck you know had enough
Wiggedy what the diggedy dilly what the diggey dilly what?
You actin' siggedy silly I'll give you a coco butt
What the heck? cut the crap, lemme rock the discotheque
And now you overdoses wit' the raps that I inject
(who supercalifragilistic?) yeah, now you know it's me
and everybody in the party wanna get wit' me
'cause I'm the illest, baddest disco voodoo dadda
and if you wanna bust a move then booboo make it proper
(bounce bounce bounce, like the man from the big VA
I ain't got all day, shorty better swing my way)
And shake what your momma gave you wit' full stamina
Even if it's fake girl, just shake it like Pamela