She's so fine designed one helluva kind, I thought of a line 'cause I knew I had to make her mine, so I stepped up and let her soak up my aroma, "Gurl where your folks at? I need thank your momma- Joe Flizzow

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Back in 2000, TMNet was giving a chat service wit Too Phat. So, thiz is the script.

Chat Script

<moderator>
Welcome To TMNet's Cakap Je Celebrity Chat

<moderator>
Tonight we have Too Phat's Joe Flizzow and Malique!

<moderator>
s ay hi guys!

<JoeFizzow>
whatsup

<MrMalique>
wuttup

<moderator>
We're gonna be starting accepting questions so pass it on

<moderator>
*buddy* when's your next gig?

<MrMalique>
we have something goin on wit hitz fm in jb this weekend

<JoeFizzow>
so we had like 10 minutes to decide...

<MrMalique>
if youre in jb you can come

<JoeFizzow>
we were kind of in a hurry...

<moderator>
*siti* hello joe

<JoeFizzow>
and the name too phat came up

<moderator>
*gagall* hello there!

<JoeFizzow>

and we decided to stick with the name for the first gig and probably change later


<JoeFizzow>
hello siti

<moderator>
*affa* so how was it like to be a celebrity


<JoeFizzow>
well...

<JoeFizzow>
nothings changed really


<JoeFizzow>
its all good....


<JoeFizzow>
we probably get more attention nowadays

<moderator>
*poshiee* heyho guys~! i juz lurve ur smash single "too phat baby".Do u have any official website to surf?

<JoeFizzow>
yeah

<JoeFizzow>
www.toophat.com.my

<JoeFizzow>
thats the add

<JoeFizzow>
check it out

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* i want to know, Whutadilly, what does it mean in English???

<JoeFizzow>
its actually three words in one...

<JoeFizzow>
whutthadilly

<moderator>
*affa* i have read b4 from a newspaper that both of you get to know each from IRC...is that true?

<JoeFizzow>
is actually what's the deal

<JoeFizzow>
its like askng a question or like sayin hello...or whatsup

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* Joe, I can see your face now, it is so cool with that hair, where did you get it done, razor edge is it????

<JoeFizzow>
knaqean

<JoeFizzow>
nah

<JoeFizzow>
a friends of mine got it done for me at maliques place

<moderator>
MR MALIQUE will be rght back

<JoeFizzow>
*jengaLOO* the name is sooooo philly

<JoeFizzow>
costs me 5 bucks


<JoeFizzow>
philly?

<moderator>
*poshiee* this is fer Joe> Do u ever chat to uy fans on the net and pretend to be somebody else?

<JoeFizzow>
mmm...well

<JoeFizzow>
if i go on the net i normally dont tell them who i am..

<moderator>
*buddy* Joe, where's ur studio?

<JoeFizzow>
until i get to know them or they start askin me if im joe flizzow

<JoeFizzow>
we recorded at playtime and haze world studios

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* Guys, I heard from Mancha that you guys are dating Anita Sarawak, is that true?

<JoeFizzow>
yess aaa

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* does anyone of you have any gf yet???

<JoeFizzow>
kekekekek....nah....that aint true

<moderator>
*jengaLOO* hey jOE...dont u like2 be the celebrity and get people to overwhelm u in chat rooms

<JoeFizzow>
only malique

<moderator>
*affa* i wouldÊ be delighted if i have the lil'do you have any lyric's page?

<JoeFizzow>
nah....most of the chat rooms i go to

<JoeFizzow>
are where my friends are at...so they know me..

<moderator>
*heilfirge* so when second album want to come out..?

<moderator>
*buddy* What;s ur favorite tension-release stunt?

<JoeFizzow>
but i dont go to mamak or big chat rooms and declare who i am...

<JoeFizzow>
mmmm....i play darts...football..

<JoeFizzow>
playstation

<moderator>
*poshiee* i missed the HITZ party last week! so..how's the party goin' on? (i know u guys performed tat nite) :)

<JoeFizzow>
we didnt perform

<JoeFizzow>
we were in kuching

<moderator>
*jengaLOO* yeeeahhhhaaaa ....i gotta ask my li'l sis whether she knows u guyz...she knows everyone

<JoeFizzow>
can anybody see us??

<JoeFizzow>
*affa* do you have lil' fingaz 's lyric pls ?

<JoeFizzow>
yeah? aight....

<JoeFizzow>
you can get the lyrics for all the songs on the website....www.toophat.com.my

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* which one of you is fat?

<JoeFizzow>
*fussyfate00* i can seeeeee u.....

<JoeFizzow>
heheh....no ones fat...i think..i hope im not

<moderator>
*buddy* where u guys learn to dancce huh? From bathroom antics or from Mr. Instructor?

<moderator>
MARLIQUE IS BACK!

<MrMARLIQUE>
we dont dance

<MrMARLIQUE>
wuttuph

<MARLIQUE>
i mean

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* hi malique!!!!!!

<MrMARLIQUE>
wuttup

<JoeFizzow>
but i can move knawmsayin

<MrMARLIQUE>
move what?

<MrMARLIQUE>
hahhah

<moderator>
*buddy* for the record, what's the first thingÊ you buy after rec

<JoeFizzow>
should see me do my thang

<JoeFizzow>
which check?

<MrMARLIQUE>
we aint received no checks yet

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* did u guyz enjoy Kuching????

<JoeFizzow >
yeah...kuching was cool.....

<MrMARLIQUE>
only be gettin it afta six months afta the release

<MrMARLIQUE>
kuching was aight

<MrMARLIQUE>
mad peeps there

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* do u guyz use TMnet?

<JoeFizzow>
uhuh....

<JoeFizzow>
yepp

<JoeFizzow>
i do

<MrMARLIQUE>
i dont

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* i just saw your website - cool

<MrMARLIQUEi >
use maxisnet

<JoeFizzow>
thank you

<moderator>
*buddy* i mean your money, income, royalty...wahtever...

<MrMARLIQUE>
kinda screwedÊ up

<MrMARLIQUE>
we get more money from doin shows

<MrMARLIQUE>
not much tho

<MrMARLIQUE>
enuffÊ to survive

<MrMARLIQUE>
joe?'

<moderator>
*barbie* do ya really like BOMOH?

<JoeFizzow>
aaaaaa...i bought malique an inflatable doll

<MrMARLIQUE :)

<MrMARLIQUE>

bomoh?

<moderator>
*buddy* B4Ê TooPhat, what's ur ambition?

<MrMARLIQUE>
you mean the real dudes?

<JoeFizzow>
iwannabe a fireman

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* if u weren't rappers what would u be doin

<MrMARLIQUE>
i wannabe a hustla

<MrMARLIQUE>
hahahahah

<MrMARLIQUE>
we still studyini

<MrMARLIQUE>
joes in LICT

<moderator>
*barbie* i mean da' song

<JoeFizzow>
a PIMP

<MrMARLIQUE>
im studyin rhymes and poetry

<MrMARLIQUE>
:P

<JoeFizzow>
kekekek

<moderator>
*poshiee* who's ur best mate?

<moderator>
*affa* where are you now?

<JoeFizzow>
my good friends from skool

<JoeFizzow>
where at the tmnet office

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* who did your website?

<moderator>
*jengaLOO* i like da hair though...

<MrMARLIQUE>
some dude

<JoeFizzow>
we got a friend to help us set it up

<MrMARLIQUE>
yal l aint seen my hair yet

<MrMARLIQUE> :
D

<moderator>
*barbie* do ya alwayz surf on da' internet?

<MrMARLIQUE>
we always on the net

<MrMARLIQUE >
if yall wanna find us

<JoeFizw>
uhuh

<MrMARLIQUE>
we beÊ in ircnet

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* show us your hair malique!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<MrMARLIQUE>
webbernet or stealthnet

<MrMARLIQUE>
my hairs ugleeh

<MrMARLIQUE>
:D

<JoeFizw>
he's got a bald spot

<MrMARLIQUE >
was just playin

<JoeFizw>
kurap kepala...

<MrMARLIQUE>
cant open this cap

<JoeFizw
>> nah....

<MrMARLIQUE>
my mom gave it to me and told me never to open it

<moderator>
*buddy* hey, say malique, u still use rocketmail, huh? so u gotta

<MrMARLIQUE>.
no matter what happens

<MrMARLIQUE>
nahmean

<moderator >
*poshiee* heehe

<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah i gotta log on thru yahoomail

<MrMARLIQUE>
they merged or something

<moderator>
*barbie* u look so cool with that cap u know?

<MrMARLIQUE>
oh i do?

<MrMARLIQUE>
:D

<moderator>
Who can se too phat on the cam??

<JoeFizw>
gagagaggaga

<MrMARLIQUE>
how come no ones askin anything

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* bukak la topi tuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ê we won't tell your mom

<MrMARLIQUE>
mak tak bagi

<MrMARLIQUE>
:(

<moderator >
*buddy* both of you pro- or anti-ManUtd?

<MrMARLIQUE>
you wanna see my hair , visit the website

<JoeFizw>
im a liverpool man

<MrMARLIQUE>
joe is a liverpool freak

<JoeFizw>
yeah yeah

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* malique lambai kat kamera......

<MrMARLIQUE>
hello

<MrMARLIQUE>
:)

<moderator>
*barbie* are both of ya from kl?

<MrMARLIQUE>
joes from subang

<JoeFizw>
i got nuthin against man u....just some of their fans

<JoeFizw>
in kl

<moderator>
*poshiee* If u could do a duet wif anyone, who it be?

<MrMARLIQUE>
i stay in bangsar

<MrMARLIQUE>
siti

<MrMARLIQUE>
:D

<MrMARLIQUE>
hahhahaah

<MrMARLIQUE>
psyque

<MrMARLIQUE>
camelia

<JoeFizw>
i'd do a duet with lauryn hill

<MrMARLIQUE>
oooh youre talkin international here?

<MrMARLIQUE>
i wanna do a song wit you baybeh

<JoeFizw>
yeah man

<moderator>
*jengaLOO*Ê yeah yeah yeah... I am Jalan Kajang fan ..LOL

<MrMARLIQUE> :)

<moderator>
*poshiee* yeah lauryn hill..she's kewl!

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* what kinda music do u guyz like ( other than rap n hip hop)

<MrMARLIQUE>
i cant dig other genres

<MrMARLIQUE >
i dont know why

<moderator>
*buddy* What's ur favoriteÊ magazine?

<JoeFizw>
uhuh...malique would love to do sumthin wit n'sync

<MrMARLIQUE>
favorite mag, you wont wanna know

<MrMARLIQUE>
:P~~

<JoeFizw>
hehhehehe,,,,

<JoeFizw>
the source

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* nsync blerueghhhhhh

<JoeFizw>
fhm

<moderator>
*buddy* ehemmmmheheh

<moderator>
*jengaLOO* what sync????

<MrMARLIQUE>
jjoe prefers westlife

<moderator>
*jengaLOO* yikes.. Joe like men magazine...is that a sign

<JoeFizw>
hell yeah

<moderator>
*Icam* hello guyz

<MrMARLIQUE>
whuttup icam

<MrMARLIQUE>
our pleasure

<JoeFizw>
i read mens magazines to look at them fine ladies

<moderator>
*barbie* what do ya think about malaysian hip hop?

<JoeFizw>
its growin

<moderator>
*Icam* nothin'much

<MrMARLIQUE>
yall ask pretty boring questions

<MrMARLIQUE>
:P

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* do u guyz dig nwa - my fav!

<moderator>
*Icam* ermm

<MrMARLIQUE>
nwa is dope

<moderator>
*jengaLOO* ok what kinda questions can we ask .. our moderator cannot filter one...

<JoeFizwa>
lot of kids are pretty much into hip hop nowadays...new groups comin up

<MrMARLIQUE>
they gonna come upÊ witÊ a reunion album soon

<JoeFizwa>
yeah....

<moderator>
*buddy* Which place is cooler, Planet Hollywood or Planet Hollywood?

<JoeFizw>
a planet Bollywood

<MrMARLIQUE>
planet BOLLYWOOD is doper

<MrMARLIQUE>
we think alike

<MrMARLIQUE>
hahah

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* dre is dope

<MrMARLIQUE>
they say dre is gay

<moderator>
*buddy* yo, same to me....

<MrMARLIQUE>
either him or redman

<MrMARLIQUE>
either one

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* u watch bollywood.com on tv3

<moderator>
poshiee* Wat quality do u look for in a girlfriend?

<MrMARLIQUE>
joe does

<JoeFizwa>
hehe

<JoeFizwa>
a girls gotta have style...

<JoeFizw>
aattitude

<moderator>
*Icam* joe....how was the video clip?

<JoeFizw>
a which video...

<moderator>
*buddy* What's ur opinion/viewÊ on the sipadan hostage case?

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* i can seeeee you.........

<JoeFizw>
a we gonna shooot ours soon

<JoeFizw>
a sipadan?

<JoeFizw>
a they should call rambo...

<moderator>
*barbie* do ya have time to 'lepak2'?

<moderator>
*Icam* ermm jezzebelle

<JoeFizw>
a not that much time to lepak nowadays

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* do u think elian should've been given back to his father?

<JoeFizw>
were gonna shoot the video in a few weeks time

<moderator>
*affa* why do you become a celebrity...iz it bcoz of glamour or interest or something else?

<JoeFizw>
we recorded our music for the love of hip hop....and now we spreadin the love to our listeners

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* do u guyz like jarjarbinks

<moderator>
CLICK Windows Media to see TOO PHAT LIVE!

<JoeFizw>
nah...he spoiled the movie

<moderator>
*fussyfate00* joe wave to the camera

<JoeFizw>
they should have had more fighting scenes

<moderator>
*buddy* r u a member of the M'sia Liverpool FC Fan Club?

<JoeFizw>
nope....

<moderator>
*barbie* aha...what'z ya real name?

<JoeFizw>
are u?

<JoeFizw>
me..? shawn carter

<moderator>
*poshiee* Wat do u hate most 'bout yourself and why?..izzit ur hair Malique? :p

<MrMARLIQUE>
me?

<JoeFizw>
yeah you

<moderator>
*buddy* which Playstaion games is ur favorite?

<MrMARLIQUE>
i hate joe

<moderator>
*barbie* hi

<MrMARLIQUE>
i love myself

<JoeFizw>
hehe....winning eleven 4

<MrMARLIQUE>
:P~~~~~

<JoeFizw>
no doubt

<moderator>
*jengaLOO* hey Joe can u tell ur friend to wear hoscap properly

<moderator>
*ultraman3* hi everyone'

<JoeFizw>
wear ya cap properly man

<moderator>
*ultraman3* i luv 2phat

<JoeFizw>
hello ultraman

<MrMARLIQUE>
whuttup ultraman

<JoeFizw>
i love ultraman taro

<MrMARLIQUE>
gorgon here

<moderator>
*ultraman3* did u watch my show on ntv7 on saturday

<JoeFizw>
i got the ultraman suit at home

<moderator>
*Sabr|na* so when's TooPhat's next gig?

<JoeFizw>
saturday...

<MrMARLIQUE>
next gig

<MrMARLIQUE>
jb this saturday

<JoeFizw>
we be goin to JB

<MrMARLIQUE>
wit HITZ fm

<MrMARLIQUE>
come on down if you wanna

<moderator>
*buddy* How long u write one song?

<JoeFizw>
yeeaaaa

<MrMARLIQUE>
ay dont forget to visit our webby WWW.TOOPHAT.COM.MY for updates and such

<MrMARLIQUE>
takes between half an hour and a week

<JoeFizw>
anything from 10 minutes to sometimes days...to finish a verse

<moderator>
*barbie* what's ur fav tv prog

<MrMARLIQUE>
joe writes faster apparently

<MrMARLIQUE>
hahah

<MrMARLIQUE>
:P

<JoeFizw>
i watch baywatch

<moderator>
*barbie* what' ya fav prog

<JoeFizw>
nahh...i love friends

<moderator>
*ultraman3* so joe likes david hasselholf!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah he does

<JoeFizw>
:p

<moderator>
*Icam* hello

<JoeFizw>
whut??

<MrMARLIQUE>
he told me the dude got cute buns

<moderator>
*Icam* wanie

<MrMARLIQUE>
:P~~~

<JoeFizw>
hell nah

<moderator>
*Sabr|na* `friends' is on rite now

<JoeFizw>
yeah?

<moderator>
*jengaLOO* yikes. david is a grandpa...

<moderator>
*Icam* wanie

<JoeFizw>
i got them videos at home

<JoeFizw>
series 6Ê i think

<moderator>
*ultraman3* did u know hasselholf is a great big hit in germany

<moderator>
*buddy* what's the difference between Phat & Fat? My English lecturer question...

<JoeFizw>
quit this david hasselhorf thing man

<JoeFizw>
heheheheh

<JoeFizw>
phat is cun.....fat is pavarotti

<moderator>
*ultraman3* fat = roseanne ; phat = lauren hill

<JoeFizw>
yeah

<moderator>
*pakli* woi acai

<JoeFizw>
thats right phalwan angkasa gaban

<moderator>
*pakli* harim

<moderator>
*Sabr|na* are u guyz doing any shows in kl any time soon?

<moderator>
*ultraman3* phat = ultraman

<JoeFizw>
3rd of june.....in sunway

<JoeFizw>
arena>


<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah whuttup

<moderator>
*buddy* what brand of clothes uÊ are wearing...looks cool...

<JoeFiw>
im wearin mo malone t shirt and jeans

<MrMARLIQUE>
im wearin a dada t shirt wit mecca khakis and yellow nike shoes wit 3 ringgit socks

<moderator>
*Sabr|na* Ok well,make sure u guyz post it on your hp

<JoeFiw>
i got coke socks on

<MrMARLIQUE>
WWW.TOOPHAT.COM.MY terhandal

<JoeFiw>
say that

<moderator>
*ultraman3* www.toophat.com.my hosted where??

<moderator>
*buddy* do u guys planÊ e-commerce thingy in ur site? like auctioning ur favotire mug?

<JoeFiw>
not yet

<moderator>
*jengaLOO* hey heyÊ who's that cute lady JOE

<moderator>
*ultraman3* can i buy your cd online

<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah you can

<moderator>
*shucks* remember me .. yed ..

<JoeFiw>

but we're planning on sellin old boxers and singlets

<MrMARLIQUE>
e mail me and ill send it to your home, are you CUTE?

<JoeFiw>
my pr

<moderator>
*ultraman3* that's malique lah jengaLOO

<moderator>
*buddy* Are you going to support the Thomas Cuppers next week?

<moderator>
*Icam* ermm

<JoeFiw>
yeah man

<MrMARLIQUE>
hahaha

<moderator>
ICAM yess!

<MrMARLIQUE>
we got ten mins here

<JoeFiw>
wong choon han

<moderator>
*ultraman3* can u drink from the thomas cup

<JoeFiw>
i dont think so...

<MrMARLIQUE>
im gonna go home afta this and chat on /server irc.webbernet.net channel ARANGOES and PHAT_CAT

<moderator>
*buddy* i....yong hock kin....

<JoeFiw>
punch gunalan will give u a punch...if u drink punch from th cup

<moderator>
*Icam* huwaa 10 minutes left

<moderator>
*shucks* wats the nick boy

<moderator>
*ultraman3* u guyz like Juliet The Orange

<MrMARLIQUE>
MrMALIQUE is my nick and joe is PUREPLAYA

<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah they coo labelmates

<moderator>
*buddy* U guys usually lepak where? or u "DO NOT" lepak?

<JoeFiw>
TO is cool....we label mates

<JoeFiw>
im a subang for life kid

<moderator>
*affa* which former school were both of you from?

<JoeFiw>
i was from cbn...malique was from bbgs

<moderator>
*Icam* if u guyz have a microphone..come n join me www.13vchat.cjb.net

<moderator>
*barbie* malique, do ya love to make jokes?

<JoeFiw>
i dont think we have one....

<MrMARLIQUE>
me?

<MrMARLIQUE>
nope im a serious dude

<MrMARLIQUE>
:0

<moderator>
OK Guys!!! 5 minutes left

<MrMARLIQUE>
im alwas staring at gurls wit a gremlin grim

<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah

<moderator>
Anything else to say Too Phat to your fans??!! Friends??!! Enemies??!

<MrMARLIQUE>
afta this we out

<JoeFiw>
yupp

<MrMARLIQUE>
yup

<JoeFiw>
last call at the bar

<MrMARLIQUE>
buy the CD

<MrMARLIQUE>
:D

<MrMARLIQUE>
before the next one comes out

<moderator>
*buddy* what's ur favorite one-liner? Mine is "Like That lah"....

<MrMARLIQUE>
andÊ visit the website

<JoeFiw>
buy cdÊ get a handphone free

<MrMARLIQUE>
WWW.TOOPHAT.COM.MY

<moderator>
*Icam* ahah..i just bought one

<MrMARLIQUE>
cooo

<MrMARLIQUE>
hope you like the songs

<JoeFiw>
*Sabr|na* We love 'em

<MrMARLIQUE>
JEZZEBELLE video clip willl be out real soon

<JoeFiw>
thank you

<moderator>
*barbie* do ya know sarah & shayna from speak up?

<MrMARLIQUE>
and also the retail cd single

<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah

<MrMARLIQUE>
shaynas my pet sis

<moderator>
*buddy* cool site, dude.....keep it going

<MrMARLIQUE>
thanks buddy

<JoeFiw>
anything else bfore we leave

<moderator>
*ultraman3* good luck 2 phat

<moderator>
*barbie* i love u guys!

<moderator>
*buddy* last Q,Ê where r u heading after this?

<JoeFiw>
love you too

<JoeFiw>
we all goin home

<moderator>
Sabr|na* they dont need luck,they already got talent

<moderator>
*barbie* too phat baby!

<JoeFiw>
hehehe....

<moderator>
*Icam* when the next album will be come out?

<JoeFiw>
dont say that

<moderator>
*buddy* ok, all the best and good luck!!!!! BYE dudes

<JoeFiw>
end of the year o early next year

<JoeFiw>
ciao peeps

<MrMARLIQUE>
im gonna be on ircnet laytah channel ARANGOES sosee yall there aight

<MrMARLIQUE>
no edits

<MrMARLIQUE>
hahha

<MrMARLIQUE>
wanna kutuk kutuk there also can :P

<moderator>
OK Guys !! Don't forget next week on Monday.. same day .. same time...

<MrMARLIQUE>
we out

<MrMARLIQUE>
much love

<moderator>
Check out our site to see who's next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<MrMARLIQUE>
ONE

<JoeFw>
Bye!!!


 

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