She's so fine designed one helluva kind, I thought of a line 'cause I knew I had to make her mine, so I stepped up and let her soak up my aroma, "Gurl where your folks at? I need thank your momma- Joe Flizzow
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Back in 2000, TMNet was giving a chat service wit Too Phat. So, thiz is the script.
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<moderator>
Welcome To TMNet's Cakap Je Celebrity Chat
<moderator>
Tonight we have Too Phat's Joe Flizzow and Malique!
<moderator>
s ay hi guys!
<JoeFizzow>
whatsup
<MrMalique>
wuttup
<moderator>
We're gonna be starting accepting questions so pass it on
<moderator>
*buddy* when's your next gig?
<MrMalique>
we have something goin on wit hitz fm in jb this weekend
<JoeFizzow>
so we had like 10 minutes to decide...
<MrMalique>
if youre in jb you can come
<JoeFizzow>
we were kind of in a hurry...
<moderator>
*siti* hello joe
<JoeFizzow>
and the name too phat came up
<moderator>
*gagall* hello there!
<JoeFizzow>

and we decided to stick with the name for the first gig and probably change
later
<JoeFizzow>
hello siti
<moderator>
*affa* so how was it like to be a celebrity
<JoeFizzow>
well...
<JoeFizzow>
nothings changed really
<JoeFizzow>
its all good....
<JoeFizzow>
we probably get more attention nowadays
<moderator>
*poshiee* heyho guys~! i juz lurve ur smash single "too phat baby".Do u have any
official website to surf?
<JoeFizzow>
yeah
<JoeFizzow>
www.toophat.com.my
<JoeFizzow>
thats the add
<JoeFizzow>
check it out
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* i want to know, Whutadilly, what does it mean in English???
<JoeFizzow>
its actually three words in one...
<JoeFizzow>
whutthadilly
<moderator>
*affa* i have read b4 from a newspaper that both of you get to know each from
IRC...is that true?
<JoeFizzow>
is actually what's the deal
<JoeFizzow>
its like askng a question or like sayin hello...or whatsup
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* Joe, I can see your face now, it is so cool with that hair, where
did you get it done, razor edge is it????
<JoeFizzow>
knaqean
<JoeFizzow>
nah
<JoeFizzow>
a friends of mine got it done for me at maliques place
<moderator>
MR MALIQUE will be rght back
<JoeFizzow>
*jengaLOO* the name is sooooo philly
<JoeFizzow>
costs me 5 bucks
<JoeFizzow>
philly?
<moderator>
*poshiee* this is fer Joe> Do u ever chat to uy fans on the net and pretend to
be somebody else?
<JoeFizzow>
mmm...well
<JoeFizzow>
if i go on the net i normally dont tell them who i am..
<moderator>
*buddy* Joe, where's ur studio?
<JoeFizzow>
until i get to know them or they start askin me if im joe flizzow
<JoeFizzow>
we recorded at playtime and haze world studios
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* Guys, I heard from Mancha that you guys are dating Anita Sarawak,
is that true?
<JoeFizzow>
yess aaa
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* does anyone of you have any gf yet???
<JoeFizzow>
kekekekek....nah....that aint true
<moderator>
*jengaLOO* hey jOE...dont u like2 be the celebrity and get people to overwhelm u
in chat rooms
<JoeFizzow>
only malique
<moderator>
*affa* i wouldÊ be delighted if i have the lil'do you have any lyric's page?
<JoeFizzow>
nah....most of the chat rooms i go to
<JoeFizzow>
are where my friends are at...so they know me..
<moderator>
*heilfirge* so when second album want to come out..?
<moderator>
*buddy* What;s ur favorite tension-release stunt?
<JoeFizzow>
but i dont go to mamak or big chat rooms and declare who i am...
<JoeFizzow>
mmmm....i play darts...football..
<JoeFizzow>
playstation
<moderator>
*poshiee* i missed the HITZ party last week! so..how's the party goin' on? (i
know u guys performed tat nite) :)
<JoeFizzow>
we didnt perform
<JoeFizzow>
we were in kuching
<moderator>
*jengaLOO* yeeeahhhhaaaa ....i gotta ask my li'l sis whether she knows u guyz...she
knows everyone
<JoeFizzow>
can anybody see us??
<JoeFizzow>
*affa* do you have lil' fingaz 's lyric pls ?
<JoeFizzow>
yeah? aight....
<JoeFizzow>
you can get the lyrics for all the songs on the website....www.toophat.com.my
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* which one of you is fat?
<JoeFizzow>
*fussyfate00* i can seeeeee u.....
<JoeFizzow>
heheh....no ones fat...i think..i hope im not
<moderator>
*buddy* where u guys learn to dancce huh? From bathroom antics or from Mr.
Instructor?
<moderator>
MARLIQUE IS BACK!
<MrMARLIQUE>
we dont dance
<MrMARLIQUE>
wuttuph
<MARLIQUE>
i mean
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* hi malique!!!!!!
<MrMARLIQUE>
wuttup
<JoeFizzow>
but i can move knawmsayin
<MrMARLIQUE>
move what?
<MrMARLIQUE>
hahhah
<moderator>
*buddy* for the record, what's the first thingÊ you buy after rec
<JoeFizzow>
should see me do my thang
<JoeFizzow>
which check?
<MrMARLIQUE>
we aint received no checks yet
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* did u guyz enjoy Kuching????
<JoeFizzow >
yeah...kuching was cool.....
<MrMARLIQUE>
only be gettin it afta six months afta the release
<MrMARLIQUE>
kuching was aight
<MrMARLIQUE>
mad peeps there
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* do u guyz use TMnet?
<JoeFizzow>
uhuh....
<JoeFizzow>
yepp
<JoeFizzow>
i do
<MrMARLIQUE>
i dont
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* i just saw your website - cool
<MrMARLIQUEi >
use maxisnet
<JoeFizzow>
thank you
<moderator>
*buddy* i mean your money, income, royalty...wahtever...
<MrMARLIQUE>
kinda screwedÊ up
<MrMARLIQUE>
we get more money from doin shows
<MrMARLIQUE>
not much tho
<MrMARLIQUE>
enuffÊ to survive
<MrMARLIQUE>
joe?'
<moderator>
*barbie* do ya really like BOMOH?
<JoeFizzow>
aaaaaa...i bought malique an inflatable doll
<MrMARLIQUE :)
<MrMARLIQUE>
bomoh?
<moderator>
*buddy* B4Ê TooPhat, what's ur ambition?
<MrMARLIQUE>
you mean the real dudes?
<JoeFizzow>
iwannabe a fireman
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* if u weren't rappers what would u be doin
<MrMARLIQUE>
i wannabe a hustla
<MrMARLIQUE>
hahahahah
<MrMARLIQUE>
we still studyini
<MrMARLIQUE>
joes in LICT
<moderator>
*barbie* i mean da' song
<JoeFizzow>
a PIMP
<MrMARLIQUE>
im studyin rhymes and poetry
<MrMARLIQUE>
:P
<JoeFizzow>
kekekek
<moderator>
*poshiee* who's ur best mate?
<moderator>
*affa* where are you now?
<JoeFizzow>
my good friends from skool
<JoeFizzow>
where at the tmnet office
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* who did your website?
<moderator>
*jengaLOO* i like da hair though...
<MrMARLIQUE>
some dude
<JoeFizzow>
we got a friend to help us set it up
<MrMARLIQUE>
yal l aint seen my hair yet
<MrMARLIQUE> :
D
<moderator>
*barbie* do ya alwayz surf on da' internet?
<MrMARLIQUE>
we always on the net
<MrMARLIQUE >
if yall wanna find us
<JoeFizw>
uhuh
<MrMARLIQUE>
we beÊ in ircnet
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* show us your hair malique!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<MrMARLIQUE>
webbernet or stealthnet
<MrMARLIQUE>
my hairs ugleeh
<MrMARLIQUE>
:D
<JoeFizw>
he's got a bald spot
<MrMARLIQUE >
was just playin
<JoeFizw>
kurap kepala...
<MrMARLIQUE>
cant open this cap
<JoeFizw
>> nah....
<MrMARLIQUE>
my mom gave it to me and told me never to open it
<moderator>
*buddy* hey, say malique, u still use rocketmail, huh? so u gotta
<MrMARLIQUE>.
no matter what happens
<MrMARLIQUE>
nahmean
<moderator >
*poshiee* heehe
<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah i gotta log on thru yahoomail
<MrMARLIQUE>
they merged or something
<moderator>
*barbie* u look so cool with that cap u know?
<MrMARLIQUE>
oh i do?
<MrMARLIQUE>
:D
<moderator>
Who can se too phat on the cam??
<JoeFizw>
gagagaggaga
<MrMARLIQUE>
how come no ones askin anything
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* bukak la topi tuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!Ê we won't tell your mom
<MrMARLIQUE>
mak tak bagi
<MrMARLIQUE>
:(
<moderator >
*buddy* both of you pro- or anti-ManUtd?
<MrMARLIQUE>
you wanna see my hair , visit the website
<JoeFizw>
im a liverpool man
<MrMARLIQUE>
joe is a liverpool freak
<JoeFizw>
yeah yeah
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* malique lambai kat kamera......
<MrMARLIQUE>
hello
<MrMARLIQUE>
:)
<moderator>
*barbie* are both of ya from kl?
<MrMARLIQUE>
joes from subang
<JoeFizw>
i got nuthin against man u....just some of their fans
<JoeFizw>
in kl
<moderator>
*poshiee* If u could do a duet wif anyone, who it be?
<MrMARLIQUE>
i stay in bangsar
<MrMARLIQUE>
siti
<MrMARLIQUE>
:D
<MrMARLIQUE>
hahhahaah
<MrMARLIQUE>
psyque
<MrMARLIQUE>
camelia
<JoeFizw>
i'd do a duet with lauryn hill
<MrMARLIQUE>
oooh youre talkin international here?
<MrMARLIQUE>
i wanna do a song wit you baybeh
<JoeFizw>
yeah man
<moderator>
*jengaLOO*Ê yeah yeah yeah... I am Jalan Kajang fan ..LOL
<MrMARLIQUE> :)
<moderator>
*poshiee* yeah lauryn hill..she's kewl!
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* what kinda music do u guyz like ( other than rap n hip hop)
<MrMARLIQUE>
i cant dig other genres
<MrMARLIQUE >
i dont know why
<moderator>
*buddy* What's ur favoriteÊ magazine?
<JoeFizw>
uhuh...malique would love to do sumthin wit n'sync
<MrMARLIQUE>
favorite mag, you wont wanna know
<MrMARLIQUE>
:P~~
<JoeFizw>
hehhehehe,,,,
<JoeFizw>
the source
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* nsync blerueghhhhhh
<JoeFizw>
fhm
<moderator>
*buddy* ehemmmmheheh
<moderator>
*jengaLOO* what sync????
<MrMARLIQUE>
jjoe prefers westlife
<moderator>
*jengaLOO* yikes.. Joe like men magazine...is that a sign
<JoeFizw>
hell yeah
<moderator>
*Icam* hello guyz
<MrMARLIQUE>
whuttup icam
<MrMARLIQUE>
our pleasure
<JoeFizw>
i read mens magazines to look at them fine ladies
<moderator>
*barbie* what do ya think about malaysian hip hop?
<JoeFizw>
its growin
<moderator>
*Icam* nothin'much
<MrMARLIQUE>
yall ask pretty boring questions
<MrMARLIQUE>
:P
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* do u guyz dig nwa - my fav!
<moderator>
*Icam* ermm
<MrMARLIQUE>
nwa is dope
<moderator>
*jengaLOO* ok what kinda questions can we ask .. our moderator cannot filter
one...
<JoeFizwa>
lot of kids are pretty much into hip hop nowadays...new groups comin up
<MrMARLIQUE>
they gonna come upÊ witÊ a reunion album soon
<JoeFizwa>
yeah....
<moderator>
*buddy* Which place is cooler, Planet Hollywood or Planet Hollywood?
<JoeFizw>
a planet Bollywood
<MrMARLIQUE>
planet BOLLYWOOD is doper
<MrMARLIQUE>
we think alike
<MrMARLIQUE>
hahah
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* dre is dope
<MrMARLIQUE>
they say dre is gay
<moderator>
*buddy* yo, same to me....
<MrMARLIQUE>
either him or redman
<MrMARLIQUE>
either one
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* u watch bollywood.com on tv3
<moderator>
poshiee* Wat quality do u look for in a girlfriend?
<MrMARLIQUE>
joe does
<JoeFizwa>
hehe
<JoeFizwa>
a girls gotta have style...
<JoeFizw>
aattitude
<moderator>
*Icam* joe....how was the video clip?
<JoeFizw>
a which video...
<moderator>
*buddy* What's ur opinion/viewÊ on the sipadan hostage case?
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* i can seeeee you.........
<JoeFizw>
a we gonna shooot ours soon
<JoeFizw>
a sipadan?
<JoeFizw>
a they should call rambo...
<moderator>
*barbie* do ya have time to 'lepak2'?
<moderator>
*Icam* ermm jezzebelle
<JoeFizw>
a not that much time to lepak nowadays
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* do u think elian should've been given back to his father?
<JoeFizw>
were gonna shoot the video in a few weeks time
<moderator>
*affa* why do you become a celebrity...iz it bcoz of glamour or interest or
something else?
<JoeFizw>
we recorded our music for the love of hip hop....and now we spreadin the love to
our listeners
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* do u guyz like jarjarbinks
<moderator>
CLICK Windows Media to see TOO PHAT LIVE!
<JoeFizw>
nah...he spoiled the movie
<moderator>
*fussyfate00* joe wave to the camera
<JoeFizw>
they should have had more fighting scenes
<moderator>
*buddy* r u a member of the M'sia Liverpool FC Fan Club?
<JoeFizw>
nope....
<moderator>
*barbie* aha...what'z ya real name?
<JoeFizw>
are u?
<JoeFizw>
me..? shawn carter
<moderator>
*poshiee* Wat do u hate most 'bout yourself and why?..izzit ur hair Malique? :p
<MrMARLIQUE>
me?
<JoeFizw>
yeah you
<moderator>
*buddy* which Playstaion games is ur favorite?
<MrMARLIQUE>
i hate joe
<moderator>
*barbie* hi
<MrMARLIQUE>
i love myself
<JoeFizw>
hehe....winning eleven 4
<MrMARLIQUE>
:P~~~~~
<JoeFizw>
no doubt
<moderator>
*jengaLOO* hey Joe can u tell ur friend to wear hoscap properly
<moderator>
*ultraman3* hi everyone'
<JoeFizw>
wear ya cap properly man
<moderator>
*ultraman3* i luv 2phat
<JoeFizw>
hello ultraman
<MrMARLIQUE>
whuttup ultraman
<JoeFizw>
i love ultraman taro
<MrMARLIQUE>
gorgon here
<moderator>
*ultraman3* did u watch my show on ntv7 on saturday
<JoeFizw>
i got the ultraman suit at home
<moderator>
*Sabr|na* so when's TooPhat's next gig?
<JoeFizw>
saturday...
<MrMARLIQUE>
next gig
<MrMARLIQUE>
jb this saturday
<JoeFizw>
we be goin to JB
<MrMARLIQUE>
wit HITZ fm
<MrMARLIQUE>
come on down if you wanna
<moderator>
*buddy* How long u write one song?
<JoeFizw>
yeeaaaa
<MrMARLIQUE>
ay dont forget to visit our webby WWW.TOOPHAT.COM.MY for updates and such
<MrMARLIQUE>
takes between half an hour and a week
<JoeFizw>
anything from 10 minutes to sometimes days...to finish a verse
<moderator>
*barbie* what's ur fav tv prog
<MrMARLIQUE>
joe writes faster apparently
<MrMARLIQUE>
hahah
<MrMARLIQUE>
:P
<JoeFizw>
i watch baywatch
<moderator>
*barbie* what' ya fav prog
<JoeFizw>
nahh...i love friends
<moderator>
*ultraman3* so joe likes david hasselholf!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah he does
<JoeFizw>
:p
<moderator>
*Icam* hello
<JoeFizw>
whut??
<MrMARLIQUE>
he told me the dude got cute buns
<moderator>
*Icam* wanie
<MrMARLIQUE>
:P~~~
<JoeFizw>
hell nah
<moderator>
*Sabr|na* `friends' is on rite now
<JoeFizw>
yeah?
<moderator>
*jengaLOO* yikes. david is a grandpa...
<moderator>
*Icam* wanie
<JoeFizw>
i got them videos at home
<JoeFizw>
series 6Ê i think
<moderator>
*ultraman3* did u know hasselholf is a great big hit in germany
<moderator>
*buddy* what's the difference between Phat & Fat? My English lecturer
question...
<JoeFizw>
quit this david hasselhorf thing man
<JoeFizw>
heheheheh
<JoeFizw>
phat is cun.....fat is pavarotti
<moderator>
*ultraman3* fat = roseanne ; phat = lauren hill
<JoeFizw>
yeah
<moderator>
*pakli* woi acai
<JoeFizw>
thats right phalwan angkasa gaban
<moderator>
*pakli* harim
<moderator>
*Sabr|na* are u guyz doing any shows in kl any time soon?
<moderator>
*ultraman3* phat = ultraman
<JoeFizw>
3rd of june.....in sunway
<JoeFizw>
arena>
<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah whuttup
<moderator>
*buddy* what brand of clothes uÊ are wearing...looks cool...
<JoeFiw>
im wearin mo malone t shirt and jeans
<MrMARLIQUE>
im wearin a dada t shirt wit mecca khakis and yellow nike shoes wit 3 ringgit
socks
<moderator>
*Sabr|na* Ok well,make sure u guyz post it on your hp
<JoeFiw>
i got coke socks on
<MrMARLIQUE>
WWW.TOOPHAT.COM.MY terhandal
<JoeFiw>
say that
<moderator>
*ultraman3* www.toophat.com.my hosted where??
<moderator>
*buddy* do u guys planÊ e-commerce thingy in ur site? like auctioning ur
favotire mug?
<JoeFiw>
not yet
<moderator>
*jengaLOO* hey heyÊ who's that cute lady JOE
<moderator>
*ultraman3* can i buy your cd online
<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah you can
<moderator>
*shucks* remember me .. yed ..
<JoeFiw>
but we're planning on sellin old boxers and singlets
<MrMARLIQUE>
e mail me and ill send it to your home, are you CUTE?
<JoeFiw>
my pr
<moderator>
*ultraman3* that's malique lah jengaLOO
<moderator>
*buddy* Are you going to support the Thomas Cuppers next week?
<moderator>
*Icam* ermm
<JoeFiw>
yeah man
<MrMARLIQUE>
hahaha
<moderator>
ICAM yess!
<MrMARLIQUE>
we got ten mins here
<JoeFiw>
wong choon han
<moderator>
*ultraman3* can u drink from the thomas cup
<JoeFiw>
i dont think so...
<MrMARLIQUE>
im gonna go home afta this and chat on /server irc.webbernet.net channel
ARANGOES and PHAT_CAT
<moderator>
*buddy* i....yong hock kin....
<JoeFiw>
punch gunalan will give u a punch...if u drink punch from th cup
<moderator>
*Icam* huwaa 10 minutes left
<moderator>
*shucks* wats the nick boy
<moderator>
*ultraman3* u guyz like Juliet The Orange
<MrMARLIQUE>
MrMALIQUE is my nick and joe is PUREPLAYA
<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah they coo labelmates
<moderator>
*buddy* U guys usually lepak where? or u "DO NOT" lepak?
<JoeFiw>
TO is cool....we label mates
<JoeFiw>
im a subang for life kid
<moderator>
*affa* which former school were both of you from?
<JoeFiw>
i was from cbn...malique was from bbgs
<moderator>
*Icam* if u guyz have a microphone..come n join me www.13vchat.cjb.net
<moderator>
*barbie* malique, do ya love to make jokes?
<JoeFiw>
i dont think we have one....
<MrMARLIQUE>
me?
<MrMARLIQUE>
nope im a serious dude
<MrMARLIQUE>
:0
<moderator>
OK Guys!!! 5 minutes left
<MrMARLIQUE>
im alwas staring at gurls wit a gremlin grim
<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah
<moderator>
Anything else to say Too Phat to your fans??!! Friends??!! Enemies??!
<MrMARLIQUE>
afta this we out
<JoeFiw>
yupp
<MrMARLIQUE>
yup
<JoeFiw>
last call at the bar
<MrMARLIQUE>
buy the CD
<MrMARLIQUE>
:D
<MrMARLIQUE>
before the next one comes out
<moderator>
*buddy* what's ur favorite one-liner? Mine is "Like That lah"....
<MrMARLIQUE>
andÊ visit the website
<JoeFiw>
buy cdÊ get a handphone free
<MrMARLIQUE>
WWW.TOOPHAT.COM.MY
<moderator>
*Icam* ahah..i just bought one
<MrMARLIQUE>
cooo
<MrMARLIQUE>
hope you like the songs
<JoeFiw>
*Sabr|na* We love 'em
<MrMARLIQUE>
JEZZEBELLE video clip willl be out real soon
<JoeFiw>
thank you
<moderator>
*barbie* do ya know sarah & shayna from speak up?
<MrMARLIQUE>
and also the retail cd single
<MrMARLIQUE>
yeah
<MrMARLIQUE>
shaynas my pet sis
<moderator>
*buddy* cool site, dude.....keep it going
<MrMARLIQUE>
thanks buddy
<JoeFiw>
anything else bfore we leave
<moderator>
*ultraman3* good luck 2 phat
<moderator>
*barbie* i love u guys!
<moderator>
*buddy* last Q,Ê where r u heading after this?
<JoeFiw>
love you too
<JoeFiw>
we all goin home
<moderator>
Sabr|na* they dont need luck,they already got talent
<moderator>
*barbie* too phat baby!
<JoeFiw>
hehehe....
<moderator>
*Icam* when the next album will be come out?
<JoeFiw>
dont say that
<moderator>
*buddy* ok, all the best and good luck!!!!! BYE dudes
<JoeFiw>
end of the year o early next year
<JoeFiw>
ciao peeps
<MrMARLIQUE>
im gonna be on ircnet laytah channel ARANGOES sosee yall there aight
<MrMARLIQUE>
no edits
<MrMARLIQUE>
hahha
<MrMARLIQUE>
wanna kutuk kutuk there also can :P
<moderator>
OK Guys !! Don't forget next week on Monday.. same day .. same time...
<MrMARLIQUE>
we out
<MrMARLIQUE>
much love
<moderator>
Check out our site to see who's next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<MrMARLIQUE>
ONE
<JoeFw>
Bye!!!