Now, this honey Jazzy got me up in a fix, got me sprung with her tongue, got me up in a mix- Joe Flizzow

cHAd^dX’s™ ^{pure playaz'’ network} I'm your biggest fan,  home

WARNING: THE SYNOPSIS WAS BASED WHUT I'M UNDERSTOOD, IF YOU HAVE BETTA   SYNOPSIS, MAIL ME AT [email protected], WELL. AND I DIDN'T KNOW THE CHARACTERS ARE BASED ON LIFE OR FICTIONAL, IT'S ALL BASED ON THE SONG. BECAUSE I'M DOIN THIS WITHOUT THE LYRICS, I DON'T HAVE SUCH LYRICS; ONLY WHUT CAN YOU FOUND ON THIS SITE AND ALL 'WHUTTHADILLY?'S SINGLES.

An Intro for Too Phat (if they are read'n) by cHAd EmcEe^dX

Firstly, I wanna thank God for let me survive on 23rd of June in Mahkota Parade. Phew, I thought I can feel that duo in my hands but I only touch Joe! You know Mr Malique; you're walking too speedy for me to chase! You wonder who I am tak? I’m the one who wears a starter cap (half cap), with black sweater, pair o' jeans and I chased when you on the bus! I’m the one who wrote the writings in the backstage, I need to tiptoe at 9 AM in the morning to jot that down in fear you know! Well, if only the Underground boys didn’t start the riots…What can I say, I just can’t say a word when you’re in the bus, only wave my hands and signing I’m the one who wrote that crap offstage. Mr Malique with his digital camera, I hope you shot me; bye!

Too Phat, you’re the best

-by cHAd^dX

-can you call me when you’re doin’ your stage show?

This whut I note down back there (Waa...)

An Intro by cHAd EmcEe^dX

Well, these are the synopsis ya'll waiting for so long, check it out! (I'm in a bad mood, can type no more) And if there some'n wrong or wanna add some stuff, mail me at [email protected]

Plan B: the unofficial synopsis of Too Phat's second EP (excluding Interludes and Skits) by cHAd EmcEe^dX

Boogie Down

it's the story about Too Phat crashing into parties, and also about the success of their current EP; Whutthadilly? a sound that will blow out your stereo was a great opening. and again and again, raps can't get out without brag right? there's one, the words are the lines on verse 2 by Malique. they such a hardwork'n boys in the song; "late night up in the studio" such braniac Malique then he call him self Maliquetionary, then we got the words saying emcees never heard of em but now their feared. Joe IS a Casanova pimp, "from Joanne to Jane, Renee to pretty Isha" damn! last verse present'n last critics about them and also the Outro...

Anak Ayam (Freak To The Beat)

verse1 tell ya fan all want'n em back so bad, just like me!!!! can't wait to the end of the record'n and to buy the new EP, the frenzies of fans are make'n they wrote this rhyme (I guess) so this anticipated EP we can bump in our CD player and so on the cassettes la! ey, who said that their music abusive? they have one of the most wonderful melodies in this industry. then, JZow tell'n peoples dat their back in this b'nez again. I have only one problem in this verse, gracious boos' love neva hold off, is it true? ("that's unheard off!") and next is how many chic they have until you can count it in herds! last verse tell'n you about Malique's old skool or it's just a creation? never know... they are freestylin' from top the dome and wear'n Nike Air Force sneaks Nike Air sweaters (rich guys) then they would party at Moomoo's place cause he's mommy and daddy ain't home. and one more I didn't understand, you callin 'they' are fools? have you catch tha video? Phat Station Ya!

Just A Friend (feat. V.E)

about love and infidelities, I dunno if it's a true story or whut but the Original Song was performed by Biz Markie. if you do a calculation, Malique's story begins when he's in pre-school and end when his booboo went ta college. start'n about Mal and Jenny are friends since they in kindergarten, Jenny's mom was Caucasian and she (I mean Jen) have 2 long pony tails and a front tooth missing. its Jezzebelle part 2, they always chill on a tree house and carve on the tree trunk "frens forever"; and they sure are double trouble, always seen in the principal's office. till high skool, Jenny still skoolin wit Mal and she switch her desk next to him so they can cheat on pop quizes. on Valentine's Day in '93, Jenny gives the Mal his first smooch and plus a ring and a card! coupla weeks later, Jen was out wit this van man and she say the guy was just a fren. so, they have plannin their future, their kids and then they think they wanna bring them to the ol tree house where they chill back yesteryears. but in '94, Jenny has to go, dat's for college. and one day Mal called and it picked by a chap and she say "that's just a friend" was the last word. and that guy was in an in her study group or some'n sounds like dat, and (f**k!) Jenny was (f**k!) fucking this guy in a couch Yo, just like Jezzebelle's "until I caught her f**kin' wit' this old man from Oman" la! and the message is, don't ever talk to a gal when she just.... (it's cloudy there) ask a friend. JZow's story about Wanda, live on the same street, juz 5 blocks down and after 6 banana split he have her locked down. and I have such a worse hearing, she have another chap? or else? yeah, thiis baby was kissin' wit a guy and it was funny no more and the same to Mal, "just a friend". so that's it, thiz song make me wanna cry!

Wanna Battle (feat. Reefa, M.O.B, Mizz Nina of Teh Tarik Crew and Noreen of Muchachaz)

this is sure a hit of underground artists, such as Teh Tarik Crew's Mizz Nina and M.O.B, the single also contains sweet voice of Noreen... and Omigawd, Reefa! well, I don't know whut to talk about thiz song; only it's a 'battle' of rhymes. I think M.O.B wins laa... just listen to the second last, spew like a??? verse 1 is Malique and Reefa, verse 2 are Mizz Nina, Noreen and (yes...) T-Bone. last verse is Joe Flizzow wit M.O.B... just listen to the Mizz Nina's part, yes, and kinda shriek!

What You Want? (feat. Camelia)

its kinda love song between a friend (or a fan?) wit these guys. after Too Phat was discovered, she love Malique so much until her laughed cause back then she was no rappin'. she always check out Malique when doin' conferences and stuff and Malique's style of hold'n the mike make her smile. one day, she went to a Too Phat's gig and she sneak into the backstage when Malique was in (I'm mad of her, she can do it; why I didn't succeed?) and Malique promise will do anything she want and... chest? the Joe's story, every fan knew he was a babe magnet, "when it comes to love, you know I ain't a rookie" that's what tells the most. Joe love the style when the gal was dancin' and he thinks "let's skoo the puppy love, it's time for real romancin", and there's a censored part in the next line (sorta), Joe ask the gurl to come to his home and make it happen. back to Malique's story, "yeah, it's just a night thang, yeah, sure it was the right thang" and then the gurl begg'n for rendezvous and stuff but Malique say "enough is ???-???" so the guy brag that he got his own girlfriend and a copula flirt friends and he don't need ??? fan? (hoe or whut?) but Joe story is different, he loves 'the gal'; coz she always smell'n nice and she got 'tits?' and she let Joe kiss em goodnight and Joe hold her tight and.... everythang is aight, right Joe?

It's On You (feat. Teh Tarik Crew [without Mizz Nina])

the intro of this song was a piano push, first I didn't think it was such song until I heard it. It's a clone to 'Wanna Battle?' la but it's between JZow, Malique, Altimet and FiQuetional. when you hear it, it's kinda a greeting song; the lyrics are smoother than 'Wanna Battle?'. verse 1, Malique starts it first. Malique was tellin' people is it not very fun to be a rapper, maybe it's good if you have fancy fast cars. he's tellin people he's not Christopher Wallace (you are like Eminem, always take on advantages of people's name), he's also tell'n his fans was wackos (in Malacca, yes! just take a look how many Hopers were ready to watch you) but "hold on, hold on, don't get me wrong" part changes everythang. after that he notifies people who wants ta be famous and ??? Joe enlightens the fact that he loves writing rhymes, (just like plain ol' rapper like me) when people put a critic on him, he gets more crazier. and he brags. and he informs TTC to practice their rhyme coz he ready to ???. the chorus was creatively crafted, simple as 1,2,1,2. then TTC fights back and sayin' mess'n wit them bad for the challenger's brain, coz their untamed. and the warning continues until they say they are 5 star generals (that's Eminem's song) and Bruce Lee wit his Kung Fu acts and that's mean sure they wins.

Illion

this track let you lay back in restless mind, it's the sequel of 'Who Wants To Be An Illionaire?' skit just before it. yes, if Malique was answering that, it's true. it's OPAH, who's that gurl wit Malique in the pic? it's Tim, not Jenny la! verse 1, tell'n you how much money was important in life nowadays. Joe let us know that he have a dream to make a million, Yo! he tell'n us he's sleep'n in a tent, coz he can't afford the ??? (it is a lie) and if he have that amount of money, he'll buy everything he wants, platinum rings to mad audios to Oreos and milk to hanging wit his boys at cool parties all day long. he also tell us about his neighbor Britney that always complaining but she's just jealous, coz Jenny across the road was hanging wit him and Malique, and pliz don't wake him up. the chorus (wow) "I wanna make a million, Illegal got a billion, Joe take a trillion, Malique I change for a zillion!" the words are so overwhelm, the second verse tells us whut Malique gonna do when he have a million. he will kidnap Sean Combs and take over Puffy's record label, 'Bad Boy' and erm... marry Jenny (is Jenny and Tim are the same gurl?). then, he's doin' song wit Jay-Z. and do a video wit Steven Spielberg as the director and he wants all rappers in it; North, South, East, West he wants all rappers in it including Usher! (I wanna be there too) he also wants bring Tupac back wit the help of James Bond. last verse contains stuff of whut Joe wants, well maybe it's crazy but he warn us that he knows one day his fantasies will be reality. he will start his own clothing company, his mansion will have top class security; he don't wants any paparazzi to come on his crib and mess'n wit him when he is wit his boo. after that, he will buy an island in South China Sea, wit shady palm trees, Kawasaki jet skis and pineapple juice and peaceful harmony and then goes the Outro!

Pink Lady

whut is 'Pink Lady'? it's one of the species of ecstasy pills besides 'Pink', 'E Bomb' and 'Big C' and the others. I think it's about Molly and her friend, 'Pink Lady' (I really mean it is her 'friend'). I don't know about thiz song more than Too Phat their selves, this song was so 'scary' to get bumpin' with. but I like it, so it's begin. verse 1 is about Molly's personality and about her fam' looks like this shorty's fam' was full of riches, looks how Too Phat do their thang and show Molly's thangs just like tha Pinklady. Joe with his part in the second verse, Friday night; Molly phoned him and invite him to a club (she just back from the US, right?). Joe agreed and at 8 PM she's at his door, lookin' hot. Molly with her Lamborghini and drivin' so fast and park her car and came in thru the VIP's. After that, she introduce him to the bouncer and when they gets in, Molly tryna kiss Joe and Joe, "I ain't about to trip" and "singin'!" Yo, the club is slam'n, and it's told about guys and gurls; ya knaw! not'n can make the party stop ya'll except 'Sams' and 'Jakes' (are them pills too?), then both of em (I mean Molly and her potna) hit the dance floor and wit the Pink Lady by her side, 20 minutes later she went crazy. Molly try to take drugs thiz time but Malique's character stop her... looks like Molly took 2 Pink Ladies and she's overdose and, she's fainted. Joe in the last verse tells the story clearly, Molly dimmed. everyone's watchin and stopped. Joe calls the ambulance and prays to God "let my potna live please"...

Get Stoopid

maybe thiz suppose ta be 'stupid', but to make it implicit; they change the word. it's an underground hit they say, and it has the sample from the film "Enter The Dragon". it's about parties when Too Phat's perform'n but ain't no disturbance ya knaw why? all of em had gone stoopid. just bounce to the rhythm and break to the beat, the intermission in the 3/4 of the song is very very interest'n. "yaw, T-Bone!!"...

Jezzebelle Remix (feat. Innuendo)

about love lies, fuct boo! Jazzy was a girl; and she have a face that can only see on TV, style, grace and voice ya only can hear on a CD. her bum like JLo I tell ya, and very very rich. this boy once fell for Jazzy and she fake her love, they go ta lunch together everyday, go ta skool together and everythang together la. one day thiz boy bump in when Jazzy was "fuckin' wit' this old man from Oman, oh my, it sure was sucky but I was lucky, to be Malique, who got more chicks than Kentucky" tells ya everythang. Jazzy was a talkative chic, wears bra on size C, her mom is Portuguese, her dad is Baba and she love to tease the 'boy'. Jazzy was so good to look when she wears her tight denims.... one day, the boy who is really you, Malique? wander about her gurl of his dreams, wear'n Dem skirts and Pepe jeans, love to eat ice cream, wit fancy hairdos, flashy clothes and wait'n in the phone booth wit a classy pose. this is really a wonderful and a sad song, with melodious sound of Innuendo; bubbling rhymes of Too Phat and have you seen the vid? that's coo', one of the best 'Malaysian' video clip than Poetic Ammo's, KRU's, Tyco's and Reefa yaw! Paula Malai Ali was in the vid, scream'n me when I saw her, not fegget'n the Graffiti by Singapore's OAC and this vid was made in Bangsar. and is Jezzebelle taken from the Bible? 

You (feat. Sharifah Aini)

this track featurin' the evergreen voiced artist, Kak Pah. this diva's sweet voice is completely awesome and she only takes 10 minutes to record her part. thiz is the second single out of radio after 'Anak Ayam’; thiz is the epistle about their family. about the reaction of em, looks like Malique have a good qualification ta be a lawyer! no moss, if he decides to became a lawyer; the today's Too Phat maybe un-established or maybe different. thank God, always thank to God! verse 1: present'n Joe Flizzow or his real name was Johan Ishak. his mom and pap always worried about him, and tell him to slow down. sometimes he's angry to em, but nothing more good than family. his 2 little brother was always ignore'n his mutha, but JZow realize that he can't live without em, even they took his money and honeys but they never take away his love and blood. Farez; is he da one in 'The Soulstreet'? he's doin' sit ups to loose his gut; Iman wanna emcee (like me!) and spins record at the same time while Ashraf wanna be a rock star and he's doin' fine. verse 2: present'n Malique or his real name was Malik Ibrahim. he spread to all his peeps that make it happen, once his family laugh at em (whut I think not suppose ta be true). they usta call em different names but he's still the same, he never change; never took advantage of his fame. he's tell'n his folks that he promised ta be a lawyer but then he be a rapper but they always be proud of Mr Malique. last line, "mom and dad, bro, sis and Tim" are important people in his life....

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