You Can't Do That On TV / Eating Disorders


A rant by: Theo 'Kue'

Ok, Stephi (yes you know Stephi) and I have constant bickerings over many things. This one is unique, because we are 2 people from You Can't Do That On TV. I am Lisa and she is Christine (or "Moose"). Now, "where do eating disorders come in?" you ask. Here's one of our bickerings:

Stephi: Hello Bulimic Lisa.
Kue: Ok Anorexic Moose.
Stephi: At least I'm not Bulimic Lisa.
Kue: Ok fatty fatty moosey moo moo Moose.
Stephi: Ok fatty fat Lisa.
Kue: At least I'm not an Anorexic Moose fatty fatty moose.
Stephi: At least my gums are in tact.
Kue: Well at least I retain a few nutrients from my binge eating.

So basically we debate which is a better eating disorder to have, anorexia or bulimia. This is a burning question that plagues the nation. I have conducted an imaginary poll of 657 female handicapped black homosexual witches caught in a time warp and sent to Salem, Mass. in the mid to late 1600's, and here are the results:

Question: Which eating disorder is less severe?

Anorexia: 4
Bulimia: 653

Now I concede that this imaginary poll does not represent every female handicapped black homosexual witch caught in a time warp and sent to Salem, Mass. in the mid to late 1600's, but I feel that this proves my point because of the large majority for my side. So it's decided.

Imaginary female handicapped black homosexual witches caught in a time warp and sent to Salem, Mass. in the mid to late 1600's overwhelmingly prefer Bulimia to Anorexia.

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