Ok, as you can see the "Weekly Idiot Awards" are gone, which I have concluded that is becasue I was out of school so therefore potential idiots are not observed as often as normal. Which brings me to how I can improve life, simply by eleminating the idiots. We would need the cooperation of the McDonalds and other low brow corperations.
Here's how it works, in 7th & 8th grades, mandatory testing will be done to see that people are up to standards. Test results are placed into 2 catagories, "Strong Links" and "Weak Links". After the results return (in 2 days) the students return to a MANDATORY assembly. Then, one of the two groups will be announced, and they will take the stage. Anne Robinson(or a clever look alike) then comes out to the "Weak Links" groups, whether they be on the stage or the floor, and tells them...
"You all are the "Weak Links" Goodbye and enjoy your new job at McDonalds/Taco Bell/Wal-Mart."
As for the high school years, any student not earning at least 6/8 passing grades or failing a required class (like English or Science) will go through the same assembly and procedure as the previous years.
Also, if a student appears to be in danger of becoming a "Weak Link" the teacher may send home a witty letter of Anne Robinson quotes to wake up the student. They may include:
"Are you a few french fries short of a happy meal?"
Or the ever popular...
"Do you enjoy being stupid?"
That is my idea on how to save our public schools.
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