Director: Okay, we got to wing this move Titanic 2. Remember, You have to come back from the grave to torture every ship. Action!!!
Jack (Leo):We got to get Celine.
Rose (Titanic Girl): I found her.
Celine Dion: Threre�s a ship.
(All Three of them board the ship)
Celine: Lets sink it
Rose (Titanic Girl): No sing Celine.
Celine: Only If Jack (Leo) sings too.
Jack (Leo): Sorry I Have the Flu.
Celine(singing): Every Night In My Dreams...
(Celine sings �My heart will go on)
Innocent Victim 1: Ahhhh, The song!!!!!
Innocent Victim 2: I'm Melting, I'm Melting, I'm Melting.
(The Ship suddenly breaks, Celine Jack (Leo) and Rose (Titanic Girl) escape.)
Jack (Leo): Lets Find Another.
(2 days later, the news is on a TV, the TV is the only thing showing.)
Anchorman: The flu virus has been on an outbreak, in other news, all ships are sinking because of Celine Dion's song "My :::BEEP::: will :::BEEP::: :::BEEP::::" We urge You, take a plane or bus."
(The Same say the camera is on Celine, Jack (Leo), and Rose (Titanic Girl))
Celine: We've conquered the ship industry.
Jack (Leo): But now there moving by Plane and Bus.
(The Movie God Comes)
Movie God: Kill all transportation or we'll make a speed 3.
(Rose (Titanic Girl) Can't take it anymore)
Titanic Girl: I cannot be on this speeding earth, It could blow up any second now.
Jack (Leo): If You get off the earth, then we'll all have to suffer with SpiceWorld 2.
Celine: Ooh another movie I can make a song for.
Jack (Leo): I�m afraid that you won't be on the soundtrack Celine.
(Celine gets awfully mad and starts yelling.)
Celine: Not include me on there soundtrack, we'll then I'll just have to get Barbara Stridand to sing another song with me.
Director: CUT!!!!!!!
Celine: WHAT???���???
Director: Barbara Has the flu.
Celine: So what do I do now??
Director: You'll have to sing with Alanis Morissette.
Celine (muttering): Oh no not Alanis, her voice is can hypnotize anyone, unlike mine, I can only hypnotize a select few.
Alanis (singing) And I'm here, to remind you, I am the real star here. It's so fair, cause I am the, only only only singer.
Director(Muttering): Man Hater
(Alanis starts playing the harmonica)
Celine: (directing to Alanis) You Hillbilly.
Alanis: I can whip your but in a second Celine.
Celine: Try me.
(Alanis and Celine get into a fight, meanwhile Jack (Leo) and Rose (Titanic Girl) are at the end of the earth. Rose (Titanic Girl) is hanging over the edge.)
Titanic Girl: Stay Away I�m gonna Jump.
Jack (Leo): I need to know you are OK, always, You jump I jump.
Titanic Girl: Bye Titanic Girl: Bye
(She jumps off the edge)
Jack (Leo): Ha Ha, your gonna die and I'm got coming.
Titanic Girl: AHHHH What happened, you jump I jump, ahhhhh.
(Nelson Munts Enters)
Nelson : HA HA!!!
Jack (Leo): Now to kill Alanis, Celine, the Director and Anyone else who comes in my way.
(Back at the fight the spice girls enter, trying to get girl power and stop the Alanis-Celine Fight)
Sporty: Stop now, you need some...
All Spices: Girl Power.
(Celine and Alanis Take one look at each other, Alanis gives Celine a look, Celine Nods, then the spice girls get attacked by Alanis and Celine. While this is happening, Jack (Leo) enters.)
Jack (Leo): Um, guess there�s no need for the killing. Oh well, I might as well rest.
(Eventually Celine and Alanis push the spice girls off the earth. A scientist enters.)
Scientist: You shouldn't of done that.
Alanis: Why, will it result in a Michael Jackson Video?
Celine: or a Spice Boys movie.
Scientist: Exactly.
(They see a TV, they watch, the backstreet boys are on it.)
TV narrator: Coming soon, Backstreet World.
One of the Backstreet boys: Is my dress too short?
Another backstreet boy: No
(The 1st backstreet boy lifts up his dress like on the SpiceWorld commercial. The rest of them laugh.)
Celine: What have we done.
(The TV starts playing a Michael Jackson video, it looks like the Backstreet boys video �As long as you love me�)
TV announcer: That was Michael Jackson with �As long as you glove me� From his album, �Am I Black Or White? I have no idea!� Subtitled, �It�s an allergic reaction to the sun.�
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