Hey do you want to win a great prize (prizes are not great or won). Sure ya do. Get a chance to meet Andreas Dackell (may be substituted for Patrick Traverse or Michel Therrien) or win hundreds (by hundreds we mean 100 raised to the 0th power, then minus one) of other great prizes (prizes are not great or won) such as a game signed Karl Dykhuis hockey stick (By hockey stick we mean air and by game signed we mean blowing in the wind).
Hundreds of others (By others we mean I win it 100 times, prizes are not payable to myself) can win any of the following:
1 third prize winner(Winners don't do drugs, caffine is a drug, so is advil) recieves a game worn Doug Gilmour set of dentures (By Doug Gilmour I mean Igor Larionov, by game worn I mean never even seen by Igor Larionov, by dentures I mean 100 dollars in debt payable to Boredom Central with 8.4 percent simple interest a month.)
5 runner-up prize winners get a Saku Koivu practice-worn glove. (By Saku Koivu we mean Mikko Koivu, by practice-worn glove we mean you get to watch Mikko Koivu play his first NHL game* [*the term watching does not guarantee actual sight of Mikko Koivu, the Minnessota Wild or any NHL game])
10 nice-try winners get a Sylvan Blouin autographed photo (Photo may be substituted with 00.50CDN$--we're being pretty generous with that one)
Send all entries to [email protected]. (By entering the contest you waive your right to win any prizes)
Good Luck!
-Kue
Boredom Central GM
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