This section is dedicated to the many ways I cheated and in general caused trouble in my French classes. For the record I took French I, II and a semester of III before I got tired and gave it all up. I cheated more in II and III but I caused some trouble in all 3.
French 1: We had to finish the sentance that said what we like. My French persona came out and said that I like the guys.
French 1: We had to make a French board game. Mine and Windee's included an escalator to nowhere and get lost in the mountains, lose a turn.
French 1: The anti-deity known as Satan was in that class. One time Brittney Barton put X's on his hand so I pulled my sleeves down to cover mine. He then proceeded to the potty to wash them off. Daymn me and my Afro could be intimidating.
French 2: A skit about ordering food turned into ordering "Trois Spam!" and 2 cabbages.
French 2: Same assignment, but the original idea was to videotape something else and to go to Safeway and also tape a commercial for "Supermarket Sweep". That never went down and it was probably good that it didn't.
French 2: For my cultural project I make up a dumb game dealing with French-Canadian Hockey players. Its very racist in nature because you only susposed to sign Frenchies.
French 3: During an oral test we got to take up our book to aid us. Instead of just taking the book up I took up the book and a paper with the answers written on it. I stood right in front of the teacher and cheated.
French 3: Of course the time that Sarah R, Sarah ? and I clay-ed up the drinking fountain was also a blast... too bad that he then made us clean it up. Sarah R had to get the chunks, then in the morning I had to use Pine Sol and Sarah ? just got detention because I did so well. I now want the corporation that makes Pine Sol to go bankrupt.
French 3: I skipped that class at least 5 times(His tally), probably more like 7-10 periods missed. Yet I didn't serve one detention I just had to stay after one day and it was for points. Man sometimes its so easy, I'm ashamed of myself.
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