Sung to the tune of "Never had a dream come true" by S Club 7 (This, my friend, is technically a monster ballad)
Everybody's got something, that just makes them puke,
one bad song, from a band, TRL makes it grow with time,
there's no use looking back to the eighties (to the eighties),
how exactly did they get their hair so frizzy, (hair so frizzy),
oh sorry, I know, that's very off subject of stupid teen groups,
I never had a dream come true,
til the day your album didn't sell,
even though your out of the spotlight,
there will always be, compilations.
your words were never that great,
but your dancing and tight clothes could make it up,
and I know you'll be on "Where are they now?",
a part of my life will always be wasted, by yooooooouuu.
Somewhere "Everybody" has to rock their body,
even MTV's parody, 2ge+her was really not that great,
there's no use looking back to the eighties (to the eighties),
how exactly did they get their hair so frizzy, (hair so frizzy),
oh sorry, I know, that's very off subject of stupid teen groups,
I never had a dream come true,
til the day your album didn't sell,
even though your out of the spotlight,
there will always be, compilations.
your words were never that great,
but your dancing and tight clothes could make it up,
and I know you'll be on "Where are they now?",
a part of my life will always be wasted...
You'll always be the dream inside 13 year old girls,
yes you will, confused boys too, you know you will oh baby.
you'll be the one hosting MTV Kareoke 9 years later.
There's no use looking back to the eighties (to the eighties),
because teen groups are a strange and funny thing,
no matter how I try and try I just can get off of the station.
I never had a dream come true,
til the day your album didn't sell,
even though your out of the spotlight,
there will always be, compilations.
your words were never that great,
but your dancing and tight clothes could make it up,
and I know you'll be on "Where are they now?",
a part of my life will always be wasted
a part of my life will always be wasted, by yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuu.
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