Songs from, well, lets just call this place H-E-Double Hockey sticks, yes I would say the name of it, but it's sorta agianst the rules, and it gives me a chance to say "Hockey Sticks"!
These are, and will forever be the worst songs ever made. Ok lets start it...
BTW: These are in the order I have noticed them to be bad in, just cause a song is number one, doesn't mean I hate it the most, it just means I hated it first.
Ok, let's light this puppy:
1. Limp Bizkit "Nookie" (I don't go for sexist songs, besides, his coat isn't puffy enough for me.)
2. Jimmy Ray "Are You Jimmy Ray?" (Self-Explanitory)
3. Britney Spears "Hit Me Baby One More Time" (Everything everyone hates, popular people, basketball, bad singing, need I go on?)
4. N'Sync "Tearin Up My Heart" (Tearin them up when their with their "someone" but also when their apart, MAKE UP YOUR MIND!) (I have taken a little of a liking to this [Francesca and Michelle] so this is edited out.
5. KoRn "Freak on a Leash" (The lyrical genius behind this song it just great, 'Something takes a part of me, you and I were meant to be' Just gets you right here, besides, whats more annoying than a capitalized letter in the middle of a word.)
6. Marilyn Manson "Sweet Dreams (Are made of this)" (People should stop taking great songs from the 80's an ripping them to shreads, I don't know how or why The Eurythmics gave him permission for this song.)
7. Limp Bizkit "Faith" (Notice how I said Limp Bizkit, not George Michael, another dead 80's song, I'll make the arrangements for the double funeral for the ripped up songs.)
8. Marilyn Manson "Don't like the drugs but the drugs like me" (I don't think the drugs like you either.)
9. Puff Daddy "All about the Benjamins" (Is money and fame and stuff the only thing rappers think about? It really seems that way.)
10. Orgy "Stitches" (Let's see, terrible guitar playing, terrible singing(?), and terrible lyrics, And their album is more poopy than "Alf the Musical".)
11. Limp Bizkit "Re-Arranged/N 2 Gether now[Is that the title?] (Where to start, lets start with the wannabe Emo Lyrics... Emotional lyrics go farther down than crying and something being wrong, Deep lyrics are either susposed to make you think, or make you paranoid. Fiona Apple does this perfectly, I suspose your gonna make a rock/rap version of "Criminal" too? And now for N 2 Gether now. I have one question for Fred Durst, What the heck goes through your mind? This song isn't Limp Bizkit and Method man(or whatever his name is), it's Fred Durst and Method man, I don't recall hearing a guitar, or any other musicall instrument, but then again, musical instruments aren't trendy, are they?)
12. Eiffel 65 "Blue" ("I'm blue gleaaahhhhhhh", is he singing or choking on something... I will emphasise that I like music where you can ... but with "Blue", I think we need to see that you have to have lyrics to understand them.)
13. KoRn "Falling Away" (Give up the freaking bullet... it's not cool, it never was, nor will it ever be. It's promoting those shootings.)
14. LFO "Summer Girls" ("I like the color purple... Macoroni and Cheese?" Somebody shoot me, see told you those KoRn songs promoted shooting... LFO turns it into suicides.)
15. Sisqo "Thong Song" (It's a song, about thongs? It's not really a complete song either, it's the same chorus over and over again, with about 2 lines changed each time around. Here's a hint Boris Mirinov(He's a hockey player who is really out of shape), try some breathing exersizes, I mean, I don't think it's healthy to hyperventalate in the middle of a song.)
16. Shaggy "Wasn't me" (Did you write this song "Wussn'tmeh." C'mon, she caught you, and it wasn't you??? That's pathetic.)
17. S Club 7 "S Club Party" (Wahoo! Yeah, this S Club Party kicks bottom. Hey did you spike the punch with, oh no shock! CAFFINE!!!! There really is no party like an S Club Party. When do we neatly disassemble the cubic pinyata, so we don't promote violence?)
18. Rage Against The Machine "Renagades of Funk" (Ok, this song has absolutley no message around it, and also, you don't play f'n funk. What business do you have claiming who the renagades are?)
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