C'mon
(Na na na na na....)
I said what is your sexuality,
As he walked all feminine out the door.
But you just cry about it,
Cuz he's always cuttin those viens.
C'mon
Deep down I know he loves men,
But he's got a funny religion that doesn't like caffine. (Caffine)
Last night he kissed a man in his room,
Then went on to give a hickey to Michelle.
Oh yeah
Chours:
Sometimes he's straight, sometimes he's gay,
Sometimes he's mormon, sometimes he's satanic,
Sometimes he likes one gender, and he's got it down,
but then he just changes his mind.
Sometimes he's mad, sometimes he's sad,
Sometimes his wrists want to explode,
But when I think about it, he needs to make up his mind.
Every other state
(Na na na na na...)
Yeah, every other state
Sometimes he sits around,
Wondering which porn he should look at.
Sometimes he walks around,
No purpose but to do something like shoplift.
But then I think about the time that he broke up with Stephanie,
Because you then thought you were gay, ok.
Sometimes he sits around the house for hours,
Just to try to decide what his preferance may be,
Unsure is the way uh huh uh huh he likes it.
-Chrous-
Bridge:
Keep it up Ricky,
Don't you quit
You know,
My jokes are the ultamate.
And when I,
Walk away,
Just flip your sexual preferance switch, back to gay.
I said what is your sexuality,
As he walked all feminine out the door.
One day I'll laugh about it,
Because Francesca and I always make those jokes.
(Na na na na na...)
Every other state
-Chrous-
-Bridge-
(Na na na na na...)
Oh yeah, every other state
Every other state.
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An explination: This song is about "Satan" or also known as Ricky, and how he keeps changing his sexuality at a moment's notice. The line "Every Other State" refers to how he was gay in Oregon, then straight in Utah, then when he returned to Oregon he was gay. He's changed his sexuality many other times in between. Francesca is my best friend, she and I make constant jokes about this. Michelle was one of his girlfriend, I believe during a bi period. He gave her a hickey, or a "Hickey from Ricky." as eliquently put by Francesca. Oh yeah, he's "suicidal" too. I wouldn't joke if he were really going to kill himself, but he's not, we all know it.
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