Quotes from Phoebe:
"Hummus!  I got the hummus!"
"Whenever I get married, guess who won't be asked to sing?  Somebody named Geller and somebody else named BING!"
"Hey Rach, look!  Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me?"
"Betting and wagering of any kind are, I'm sure, not permitted in the happy place."
"It's not about hygiene anymore.  I floss to save lives!"
Quotes from Chandler:
"Holland loves Chandler! Thank you Amsterdam!  Good night!"
"You suck! I rule all! Mini-wave in celebration!"
"So in the words of A. A. Milne..: 'Get out of my chair, dill hole!'"
Janice: "Why are your eyes so wide?" Chandler: "I don't know.  You tell me!  Maybe it was because I was just fooling around with my ex!  Oh nonono!  Oh nonono! 
THAT WAS YOU!" Janice: "Oh my God!  How did you know?" Chandler: "Joey told me!  He saw you two kissing!" Janice: "In the park?" Chandler: "No, in his office!  How many kisses were there?!"
Quotes from Monica:
"Fine!  Judge all you want, but: Married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire, LIVE IN A BOX!"
"Look what I found in the drain!  It's some of Richard's hair...I know it's weird, but I don't want to throw this away...I feel like this is all I have left of him...gross..drain hair!  Ugh!"
"Would you slap me?  Would you slap me right here in the face?!"
Quotes from Ross:
"What gets out hummus! What gets out hummus!"
"Wait..my watch is broken.  Look the dinosaur tail isn't going around anymore."
"You know, we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that's half human half pure EVIL!
Quotes from Joey:
Joey: "There's milk...apple juice and what looks like cider." Chandler: "Try it." Joey: "Yep!  It's fat!  I DRANK FAT!" Chandler: "Yeah...I did that two minutes ago."
"You hide my underwear, I'm wearing everything you own!  Look!  I'm Chandler!  Could I
be wearing any more clothes?"
"You stay out there and you'll be
dead Ross!"
Quotes from Rachel:
"And then suddenly it hit me!  How much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head!
"
"Is Joey Tribbiani here?  Well, when you see him tell him this time I'm NOT going to throw up!
"
Rachel: "I can't see it!"  Ross: "Huh?"  Rachel: "I can't see it!"  Ross: "But you just said that you saw it!"  Rachel: "I didn't want her to think I was a terrible mother!  I can't even see my own baby!"
"He's really got that sexy smouldering thing on.  I think he's mouthing something to me.  I'm trying to figure it out." *I hate you.*
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