Fuckin funnys probebly the most controverisal section of our site runner up behind Power Porn Pro. Anyway I hope you to get some laughs out of this shit, cause I took some of my damn ass time wich I could have been watching TV or driving my harley. PowerOnline presents....................
Fuckin Funnys
Jokes, Jokes, Jokes thats what this section is all about isn't it. Well thats what it was suppose to be but hell I didn't want to be a cheap bastard like some other clan sites who just put up 3 sections Members, Join and Links. Wheres the shit in that, well don't complain The Power clan is massing this pile of crap geocities server to its fullest. Hell its a pain to create an url with this pile of crap. Anyway enjoy the fuckin jokes!
Damn these good old fashioned moma jokes. Some of these babys are really great and can be used in the case of a counter in an arguement or a showstopper. These jokes normally don't cut it to get into the showstoppers.. but hell some of them were worthy of the title. (The definition for showstopper is at the bottom of the page) So be sure to check this shit out if you want to have some great jokes to pull just for the helluv it!
Some people may ask what the fuck Am I doing.. Well I would probebly fuck them up with some of my classic showstoppers but anyway; This section is where you can go to view the Roster of the WWF..well maybe not. Go hear to check out the Simpsons trying to mimic WWF superstars.
Hail to the king baby! thats it , Dukes back and hes ready to take on the world in our Duke vs battles against almost all the things popular around the world. Our current project will be Duke Versus SouthPark where we shall produce comics about Duke and if you want the majour trash download those Duke Versus World speachs that will be in the Funny Sound Waves Section.
This section will include hillerious sound waves, like stone cold taunts and all these other slobber knockers(I hate that fuckin word). Anyway these taunts are really short and you don't need to have cable to get ahold of these babys. There fairly low size yet manage to uphold large scale laughter due to accent, comments made and so forth. Be sure to check this out if you have a little more time on your hand. P.S.Adam Sandler in da house!!
This will be the photo gallery, where there will be just crazy ass pictures that will crack you up. There is no specific topic hear just plain ass quick funny pictures. If you don't have to much time on your hand reading those long ass jokes, or doing anything else in this section then just click on the button above and you will be heading to a fast and helluva funny express way.
A wallpaper war that has been waging on for ages between me and PowerTitan continues to uphold its amount of laughter. Go hear to check out the latest news from both rivaling companys, in this war for who can create the better game. The war is as follows, me and Titan mimick the gameing world by keeping secert projects to ourselves, scheduleing realese dates and makeing news on the functions in our games. The way we release our game is that we make a cover of the game as the current wallpaper setting, we get a poll of votes to decide on who will win until the next line of games comes out. All this seams quite realistic but the thing is we are going to try and ripp off every famous video game franchise there is in order to create some laughter.. well check it out when its up. It'll certianly be a blast.
This gallery of Age Of Kings Comix contains comix created by PowerBarbarian and the rest of Power to give you kids a laugh then and there. The current project on the Powers Shelf is called "The WonderFULL Wizard of Booz". Now this story will be a 5 part scenario picture set. The first gallery of scenario 1 is finished and will be posted up soon. This gallery will also contain Age Of Kings the Conquerors expansion comix aswell when that game comes out at retailers. This section will not just contain the comix made by Power members but also by other people from other clans and all around the world. note: if you have any comix and are willing to contribute email [email protected] and you will get a wise reward of several porn pro pix before release.
In this ravaging tale of the life off one truly Noble anamail, PowerBarbarian notes down all the times he had gotten into an arguement and rocked that person with such a silent moment on the opponents hands, that he had to call this type of event a showstopper. After a few years people will be putting themselves into situations so they can be showstopped just to enter into this magificient bible of the greatest online player. This showstoppers bible will note all times PowerBarbarian has used his wise cracks to tame his opponents further more, you shall notice that once they are tamed they start to talk jibberish and bullshit. Anyway enjoy the ride. One last thing kid if you want to know what the hell Barb 4:15 means then fuckin stick your face into the bible.
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