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This makes the PoPo the superior device it is! The build in, unremoveable MICROPHONE rivals that of the SM58 and SM57! The opening sound on my home page is a prime example!
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This is the greenish air we breathe. As the Power PoPo sends it's superior sounds into the air, it turns not only the air green (due to excess amounts of radiation used in production), but all the people around you will also turn green (green with envy that is!). |
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You may think this is just a decorative front on the PoPo, but believe it or not... it's the MAIN SPEAKER unit! Wow! Did we hide this feature or what? I bet you had no idea that this was functional art!!! |
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Did you know that this base for the PoPo is removeable? Did you know that it has a high quality speaker hidden inside, for even more moose callin' noise? Did you know that this base folds up for easy transportation? I bet you didn't know... |
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Here's that super secret hidden speaker we mentioned to the left. It uses the best materials available for superior sound reproduction (led, copper, plastic, used gym socks, and much much more!) |
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This is the MAIN POWER switch. Flip this puppy to the ON position and you'll be instantly transported to the world of superior presentations! Imagine the wild looks of jealousy you'll witness as you and your PoPo present the hottest topics know to mankind! And just think, it's that easy! One little finger movement and the world will be falling at your feet. Oh, yeah baby! |
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Many people love this next feature. This METER allows you to see how much JUICE is on the loose! Yes sir, not only can the PoPo operate on a standard outlet, it also works with two huge batteries! These batteries can last up to 6 hours with standard use! And just think, each time you use the PoPo, and discard the batteries, you are contributing to the destruction of our environment! You gotta' love it! |
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Ah, yes! The Main MICROPHONE VOLUME and the BATTERY POWER LIGHT! Two wonderful features that make the PoPo much better than a breadbox! Turn it up for a really great time. Have moose on your doorstep, then do with them however you please! |
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This is the AMP control, allowing you to dictate how much AMP power you want the PoPo to have. Please read below to understand what the AMP is and how it works for you! |
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This is the fabulous AMP POWER light. It signals when the AMP (Array of Munchkin People) is in effect. Have you ever seen such a sight as a million plus munchkin people all singing together in perfect harmony? I bet you haven't... just another great reason to own a PoPo. |
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This little knob doesn't do jack crap! It's just avalible for symmetrical purposes. I guess you could pop the PoPo open and hardwire it to something, but why? The PoPo already has more than you need, more than you could possilby want! How dare you try to add to perfection! You better watch it buster... Corbis XXIV Jr. will have you on the dinner table in seconds flat! |
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Okay, let me shed a little LIGHT on the subject... no really... this is the light switch. It activiates a light on the PoPo that allows you to read your notes. Some people hard wire this switch to their lights in the house. Wouldn't it be nice to use your PoPo for this, instead of a presentation device? |
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Screw. No, Screw You! No, really, screw you! I must insist, screw you! NO, really, I must insist, screeeeeeew yoooooou! Oh, yeah? Well, screw you! You little... well, then... screeeeeewwwwww yoooooooou! Screw, Screw, Screw, Screw You! |
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Here's something fun to try. Attach a high quality CD player to the AUX INPUT, turn up the AUX input knob on the PoPo, and TA DA! High quality music that sounds like a gazelle giving birth to a rhino! All you industrial music freaks should love this! |
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WANNA SEE SOME MUNCHKINS DANCING? CLICK HERE YA' PERV! |
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