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| This Page is dedicated to all the Popos that we lost along the way | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Ah, a family picture! These poor Corbis saps have just experienced what it's like to be gutted and skinned for hot dog meat! Corbis XXIV Jr. sure is glad he thought of killing off the family before someone else did! Whew! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Time marches on, and so does the Corbis PoPo Legacy. This page is dedicated to some of the great PoPo's that would still be alive today, if it wasn't for Corbis XXIV Jr., our fearless leader. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yes, Corbis VI was nothing more than a brain, kept alive by being hardwired to a PoPo. It's amazing what a PoPo can do... you really should consider having a PoPo in your family! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Corbis XIIV actually didn't participate in the famly business. He had dreams of being a rodeo clown. Unfortunately, during one of his first shows, a raging bull gored his belly. Luckily, doctors at the Manshire Hospital in Lexington, KY were able to use a rare form of GLOW WORMS to heal him. These worms would actually infested the wound, created new flesh, and filled his hole. This picture is of Corbis XIIV, advertising the new radical technology to the public. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Ah, Corbis II, son of Corbis I. He actually liked to fly (unlike his father). He was once said to have flown 24 hours straight without stopping to leak the horse. What sheer determination! What complete bladder control! What a helluva guy! Long Live The Flying Corbis! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Corbis VI was actually very afraid of people. He wore a mask in public, so that he could cope. Here he is sampling a bit of his favorite pudding. Mmmmm, pudding! He actually was the most attractive of all the puddin' eating Corbis'. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Corbis XI was a genius, however, when it came to building PoPo's, he was a dumb donkey boy. He thought that using old helium tanks would be cost effective, which it was... however people who used the PoPo's engineered out of old helium tanks suffered from drastic voice anomolies. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Corbis "Poopy" PoPo X Need we say more? |
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| This guy's name is Jack "Premadonna" Smultzer. He's funny looking, so we included him on this page. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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